The Mating Dance

Okay…

he’s hot, he’s tall, he’s broad shouldered, he has well defined abs yet he’s still lanky, he has black hair and perfect stubble (essentially my type) and he’s brutally handsome and beautifully arrogant and cocky…exactly what I go for in a guy.

As Eddie Izzard would say, we’re currently playing “splashy splashy, swimmy swimmy”

I’m fairly sure, based on stuff that he’s told me, that he’s Bi…also knowing his personality and his sense of humor (which runs almost parallel with mine) that if he were gay, he would tell people he wasn’t: not because he was in the closet, but to fuck with them. Of course, given that trait, it also means that he would have no problem setting off the hormones of an unsuspecting homo (namely myself) for his entertainment (which of course, makes him that much more attractive). He knows I like him, I know that he knows that I like him, I know that he knows, that I know that he likes me (at the base level of friendship and camaraderie, later opportunities as determined by orientation) so we’ve been continuing the mating dance and now we’re getting near Valentine’s day.

So I’m getting him a Valentine, but I also can’t let him know out loud (because we both know internally) that I’m head over heels for him, because then he’ll be utterly unbearable (and even more attractive) so I need to find a Valentine that tows the line between the Valentine’s Day cards that says something to the effect of “I got you a card so you’d know what a valentines day card looks like” and one that’s also more “splashy, splashy, swimmy, swimmy” because that way if we don’t get to the “I fancy you” stage, I still have plausible deniability.

I’m also inviting him to the anti-valentines day party that Alice (maleficentseyes) and I are hosting.

The other day he went out of his way to be a (cute) pain in my ass, until I started punching him in the arm, at which point he just laughed at me…and such, is the nature, of the mating dance.

Really, “splashy splashy, swimmy swimmy” just defines it.

If he isn’t Bi or Gay and I’m reading all of his right signals the way that he wants me to (just to screw with me) I want to be his friend, his sense of humor is wicked, twisted, disturbed, and involves some dead baby jokes that even I haven’t heard of yet.

The Mating Dance

Okay…

he’s hot, he’s tall, he’s broad shouldered, he has well defined abs yet he’s still lanky, he has black hair and perfect stubble (essentially my type) and he’s brutally handsome and beautifully arrogant and cocky…exactly what I go for in a guy.

As Eddie Izzard would say, we’re currently playing “splashy splashy, swimmy swimmy”

I’m fairly sure, based on stuff that he’s told me, that he’s Bi…also knowing his personality and his sense of humor (which runs almost parallel with mine) that if he were gay, he would tell people he wasn’t: not because he was in the closet, but to fuck with them. Of course, given that trait, it also means that he would have no problem setting off the hormones of an unsuspecting homo (namely myself) for his entertainment (which of course, makes him that much more attractive). He knows I like him, I know that he knows that I like him, I know that he knows, that I know that he likes me (at the base level of friendship and camaraderie, later opportunities as determined by orientation) so we’ve been continuing the mating dance and now we’re getting near Valentine’s day.

So I’m getting him a Valentine, but I also can’t let him know out loud (because we both know internally) that I’m head over heels for him, because then he’ll be utterly unbearable (and even more attractive) so I need to find a Valentine that tows the line between the Valentine’s Day cards that says something to the effect of “I got you a card so you’d know what a valentines day card looks like” and one that’s also more “splashy, splashy, swimmy, swimmy” because that way if we don’t get to the “I fancy you” stage, I still have plausible deniability.

I’m also inviting him to the anti-valentines day party that Alice (

maleficentseyes) and I are hosting.

The other day he went out of his way to be a (cute) pain in my ass, until I started punching him in the arm, at which point he just laughed at me…and such, is the nature, of the mating dance.

Really, “splashy splashy, swimmy swimmy” just defines it.

If he isn’t Bi or Gay and I’m reading all of his right signals the way that he wants me to (just to screw with me) I want to be his friend, his sense of humor is wicked, twisted, disturbed, and involves some dead baby jokes that even I haven’t heard of yet.

Week in Review/Scheduling/Today’s Workout/Eye Candy

Classes, in order of appearance

LIN493/503 – Sociolinguistics (Dr. Wolfgang Wölk): Simply put, I feel like I’m standing in the presence of greatness each class (which, in a way I am) and of course, just when I think I can’t be further enamored with him or his style of oration he starts talking about Conflict Theory Linguistics (‘not everyone’s language is really equal, and here’s what you need to know to make informed decisions so politicians who don’t know what they’re doing, don’t make bad choices’)…the man is just…amazing (and has a dirty, wicked, dry sense of humor). The class itself is wonderful and while we covered a lot of the same material in Paauw’s class, Wolfe provides us with his own novel material and, in doing so, keeps everyones attention.

After that, about 1/3 of the class walks with me to:

LIN301 – Structure of English Sound System (Dr. Karin Michaelson) is wonderful; The instructor has a bravado about her and an enthusiasm that just fills the room (…a room full of geeks…like, huge geeks…like, some of us may be considering getting a schwa tattoo somewhere in the near future, level of geekdom…) and really, she’s just always happy and relaxed and everyone feels comfortable in her class, so we all feel comfortable contributing to the discussion. Though that may also be a side effect of the fact that everyone but two people in the class already know each other (one of the benefits of being in a small department). When I walked into class the first day I was just like “the gangs all here…when do we start the roast?!”

After class most of us make a mass exodus down to LIN302…we’ve somehow managed to block schedule ourselves…miscreants that we are.

LIN302 – Structure of English Grammar (Dr. D. A. Zubin) is an interesting fellow; I can’t say I agree with his approach to linguistics or his mass generalizations (I find them counterproductive and I also find that when you say “we all speak like this” and just move on, that you then don’t take into account situations that may cause an environment for one to say something that speaker A may ‘always say’ but speaker B only says under certain conditions and speaker C may only say when referring to person A or B; so while they may ‘all say it’ that kind of reasoning doesn’t take into account why they ‘all say it’, or the situation surrounding the discourse and why the situations can be different and therefore they may ‘all say it’ but for different reasons…but I digress…).

I do recognize, however, that teaching styles differ and I don’t have to agree with him; I just have to learn his theories as one set that are out there. I also find myself cursing my 1980’s/1990’s Plainview, NY education (born in 1984, Nursery School in 1987, Kindergarten in 1989) because I grew up with “Whole English” which means I know absolutely nothing when it comes to grammar or syntax…my first exposure to grammar wasn’t English, it wasn’t Hebrew…no it was Arabic…so I should at least get something interesting out of the class because he does know his material, I just disagree with a few of his methods.

LIN421/501 – Linguistic Anthropology (Jürgen Bohnemeyer) is quite fascinating as a lecturer (he sounds like a German Kermit D. Frog, which of course keeps my attention because it combines my love of muppets with my love of people who have accents), the readings so far have been pretty abstract and require me to just sit down for a few hours after and turn the ideas over in my head until I can relate them to other previously learned concepts and then begin to understand them in greater details and apply them. Overall I’m enjoying the class though I’m curious to see other people’s perceptions of it at present.

ARI202 – Arabic IV (Issa Roustum) this is my last semester with Prof. Roustum because I don’t believe the Arabic International Studies Department (a subset of linguistics) will be getting the funding from The University required to have an Arabic V (which, it currently doesn’t have as a course). It looks like we’ll be doing a lot of translation work this semester and I’ll enjoy it, though I’m sad that I’m concluding my time with Prof. R. as a student this semester…he’s probably, by far, one of the most influential teachers I’ve ever had. He’ll be in Syria this Summer, and I hope that after University our paths will have reason to cross again. He’s an ambassador for his people and a truly remarkable man, I’ll be sad when I say goodbye to him at the end of the semester.

Next Semester

As far as Linguistics Courses that I need to take to complete my degree, I only have one more after this semester. Phonetics with Alice’s (maleficentseyes) Mom (who I also did my LIN420 – at least I think it was 420 – Independent Study with; she also directed the Teaching Internship I did). I’ll be taking her Phonetics Course, and hopefully TAing for another course so I can get some more TAing under my belt before I graduate. I met with her the other day and I was cleared to go to Israel this summer for two months, because the two courses I was going to take this summer I can take next fall which means this summer I’m a free man.

My course load in my final semester will be:
Phonetics
CSE111 (fulfills math)
The second half of Nutrition (science with lab)
TAing

And then…I get my degree…weird…very weird.

Scheduling

Scheduling is currently being shifted to take into account more time for reading, studying and report writing and adjusting pilates and yoga to their scheduled times on campus from the Wellness Center.

Today’s Workout

After I get a good eight hours of sleep I’ll be putting on the weighted training vest and heading to North Campus to make use of an empty university full of tons of classrooms with tons of stairs.

Eye Candy For The Weekend

I leave you with my current celebrity day dream: Jake Gyllenhaal

Week in Review/Scheduling/Today’s Workout/Eye Candy

Classes, in order of appearance

LIN493/503 – Sociolinguistics (Dr. Wolfgang Wölk): Simply put, I feel like I’m standing in the presence of greatness each class (which, in a way I am) and of course, just when I think I can’t be further enamored with him or his style of oration he starts talking about Conflict Theory Linguistics (‘not everyone’s language is really equal, and here’s what you need to know to make informed decisions so politicians who don’t know what they’re doing, don’t make bad choices’)…the man is just…amazing (and has a dirty, wicked, dry sense of humor). The class itself is wonderful and while we covered a lot of the same material in Paauw’s class, Wolfe provides us with his own novel material and, in doing so, keeps everyones attention.

After that, about 1/3 of the class walks with me to:

LIN301 – Structure of English Sound System (Dr. Karin Michaelson) is wonderful; The instructor has a bravado about her and an enthusiasm that just fills the room (…a room full of geeks…like, huge geeks…like, some of us may be considering getting a schwa tattoo somewhere in the near future, level of geekdom…) and really, she’s just always happy and relaxed and everyone feels comfortable in her class, so we all feel comfortable contributing to the discussion. Though that may also be a side effect of the fact that everyone but two people in the class already know each other (one of the benefits of being in a small department). When I walked into class the first day I was just like “the gangs all here…when do we start the roast?!”

After class most of us make a mass exodus down to LIN302…we’ve somehow managed to block schedule ourselves…miscreants that we are.

LIN302 – Structure of English Grammar (Dr. D. A. Zubin) is an interesting fellow; I can’t say I agree with his approach to linguistics or his mass generalizations (I find them counterproductive and I also find that when you say “we all speak like this” and just move on, that you then don’t take into account situations that may cause an environment for one to say something that speaker A may ‘always say’ but speaker B only says under certain conditions and speaker C may only say when referring to person A or B; so while they may ‘all say it’ that kind of reasoning doesn’t take into account why they ‘all say it’, or the situation surrounding the discourse and why the situations can be different and therefore they may ‘all say it’ but for different reasons…but I digress…).

I do recognize, however, that teaching styles differ and I don’t have to agree with him; I just have to learn his theories as one set that are out there. I also find myself cursing my 1980’s/1990’s Plainview, NY education (born in 1984, Nursery School in 1987, Kindergarten in 1989) because I grew up with “Whole English” which means I know absolutely nothing when it comes to grammar or syntax…my first exposure to grammar wasn’t English, it wasn’t Hebrew…no it was Arabic…so I should at least get something interesting out of the class because he does know his material, I just disagree with a few of his methods.

LIN421/501 – Linguistic Anthropology (Jürgen Bohnemeyer) is quite fascinating as a lecturer (he sounds like a German Kermit D. Frog, which of course keeps my attention because it combines my love of muppets with my love of people who have accents), the readings so far have been pretty abstract and require me to just sit down for a few hours after and turn the ideas over in my head until I can relate them to other previously learned concepts and then begin to understand them in greater details and apply them. Overall I’m enjoying the class though I’m curious to see other people’s perceptions of it at present.

ARI202 – Arabic IV (Issa Roustum) this is my last semester with Prof. Roustum because I don’t believe the Arabic International Studies Department (a subset of linguistics) will be getting the funding from The University required to have an Arabic V (which, it currently doesn’t have as a course). It looks like we’ll be doing a lot of translation work this semester and I’ll enjoy it, though I’m sad that I’m concluding my time with Prof. R. as a student this semester…he’s probably, by far, one of the most influential teachers I’ve ever had. He’ll be in Syria this Summer, and I hope that after University our paths will have reason to cross again. He’s an ambassador for his people and a truly remarkable man, I’ll be sad when I say goodbye to him at the end of the semester.

Next Semester

As far as Linguistics Courses that I need to take to complete my degree, I only have one more after this semester. Phonetics with Alice’s (

maleficentseyes) Mom (who I also did my LIN420 – at least I think it was 420 – Independent Study with; she also directed the Teaching Internship I did). I’ll be taking her Phonetics Course, and hopefully TAing for another course so I can get some more TAing under my belt before I graduate. I met with her the other day and I was cleared to go to Israel this summer for two months, because the two courses I was going to take this summer I can take next fall which means this summer I’m a free man.

My course load in my final semester will be:
Phonetics
CSE111 (fulfills math)
The second half of Nutrition (science with lab)
TAing

And then…I get my degree…weird…very weird.

Scheduling

Scheduling is currently being shifted to take into account more time for reading, studying and report writing and adjusting pilates and yoga to their scheduled times on campus from the Wellness Center.

Today’s Workout

After I get a good eight hours of sleep I’ll be putting on the weighted training vest and heading to North Campus to make use of an empty university full of tons of classrooms with tons of stairs.

Eye Candy For The Weekend

I leave you with my current celebrity day dream: Jake Gyllenhaal

About to pass out…

Wow, what an amazing week; I’ll do a full entry tomorrow buuuut I wanted to say I’ll go through and comment on enteries tomorrow as well, I’ve been keeping up, I just haven’t had time to make comments (this first week was a whirlwind, an amazing whirlwind, but a whirlwind none the less)…

…okay, I hear me stuffed animals calling to me…and if I don’t answer, they leave really annoying and drawn out voice mail messages which means I’m off!

About to pass out…

Wow, what an amazing week; I’ll do a full entry tomorrow buuuut I wanted to say I’ll go through and comment on enteries tomorrow as well, I’ve been keeping up, I just haven’t had time to make comments (this first week was a whirlwind, an amazing whirlwind, but a whirlwind none the less)…

…okay, I hear me stuffed animals calling to me…and if I don’t answer, they leave really annoying and drawn out voice mail messages which means I’m off!

Holy Mother of Moses!

Class…was…nothing short of amazing.

I have, a shitload of work to do…and a quiz on Thursday…

…I also have a large entry to write, detailing all of the academic-y goodness that is this semester…and a ton of shopping that has to get done school supply and organization wise, so I don’t drown in data.

I got a call from my broker; my sell order has been placed…money for plane tickets soon…holy crap…can’t wait, so excited, about to go into academic glee/shock…

oh boy…oh boy…oh boy…I’ve missed writing papers…and I have a quiz on Thursday…thank God…I feel like a junkie, and I’ve been needing my fix.

…I also have to rework this whole making lunch the night before thing, because I have no breaks from 11am to 7pm…

I already have translation to do for Arabic…bwhahahahahahahahahahahaha……

Okay, I’m going to the foodstore now, and bopping in glee; then I’m going home and passing out, then tomorrow I have to revise my schedule (Pilates and Yoga have been moved, but in the long run, to more conveinent times).

…peace.

dot dot dot

– me

Holy Mother of Moses!

Class…was…nothing short of amazing.

I have, a shitload of work to do…and a quiz on Thursday…

…I also have a large entry to write, detailing all of the academic-y goodness that is this semester…and a ton of shopping that has to get done school supply and organization wise, so I don’t drown in data.

I got a call from my broker; my sell order has been placed…money for plane tickets soon…holy crap…can’t wait, so excited, about to go into academic glee/shock…

oh boy…oh boy…oh boy…I’ve missed writing papers…and I have a quiz on Thursday…thank God…I feel like a junkie, and I’ve been needing my fix.

…I also have to rework this whole making lunch the night before thing, because I have no breaks from 11am to 7pm…

I already have translation to do for Arabic…bwhahahahahahahahahahahaha……

Okay, I’m going to the foodstore now, and bopping in glee; then I’m going home and passing out, then tomorrow I have to revise my schedule (Pilates and Yoga have been moved, but in the long run, to more conveinent times).

…peace.

dot dot dot

– me