Might as well do that wrap up now…

Courses

Arabic III with Prof. Roustum was challenging; but no matter how you feel when you walk into his class, he has a way of making you feel a lot better about yourself. Criticism is only given when required, and then, gently to help you, not to hurt you or to embarrass you…it makes a difference. I’m elated that I received an A- in the course…it doesn’t feel real right now, but it will over time. I’ve cried over this course and worked my fingers until they were raw…and it feels good to have it pay off.

Fieldwork with Scott Paauw (I call this class Field Work because it morphed into something slightly farther away than the title originally suggested…we’re thankful for it). This class (while I don’t have my grade in it yet, and don’t want to bring down the evil eye) was amazing. I learned so much, I thought in new ways (which is always wonderful). It lead me to change my mind on certain key issues (and as Taylor Mali says “sometimes changing your mind is the only way to know you still have one”) and was by far, one of the most influential courses of my university career.

Linguistic Analysis I with Hsin-Wei Chen (so called because this course turned into a precursor for another course) was one of the hardest courses I’ve taken here at UB. I have no idea how I did in it; anywhere from an F Double Minus to a B-; I really can’t even gauge myself. I can however say that I still love phonetics, semantics is okay, syntax can bite me, phonology and I are still in a fight and we aren’t speaking, descriptivism and I are still friends and overall I believe I did okay in the course, I’m certainly not fawning over it however, it was difficult. The course was also incredibly high paced, and I would have personally done better in the course if I had it once a week instead of three times a week (exchanging three, one hour long sessions, for one, three hour long session)…and if she didn’t use PowerPoint…PowerPoint is the kiss of death if you ever want anyone to understand anything…it makes learning so passive (there’s a reason I don’t own a television).

Linguistic Analysis II with Kang (so called because this course morphed from what it was supposed to be into Linguistic Analysis II…this time for which the class was not thrilled) was okay, I believe I have anywhere from a B- to an A- and only time will tell. The course was, however, no where near as enjoyable as I had hoped it would be.

Social & Love Life

My social life (outside of weekly Hookah Nights, which I setup at my apartment, so I’d make sure I got a chance to see some friends) was almost nonexistent.

I worked incredibly hard this semester and that left little to no time to hang out with friends which is what it is, I’m at UB to get an education and unfortunately, everything else has to come second to that and fortunately, when your in an academic environment, most seem to understand.

I did, however, get to hang out with Alice (maleficentseyes) a bunch, for which I’m thankful because I didn’t get to see her nearly enough over the summer and I love her to death. I also had the pleasure of hanging out with Jackie (iolausian) more often than I ever did in the past which was amazing (slightly crazy) and informative (what she knows about media, is enough to make a CNN producers head spin). Unfortunately, we got to hang out more towards the end of the semester which is when I’m checking my watch every 30 seconds out of fear that I’m off schedule (which is incredibly rude…and unfortunately, really the only way to survive finals week). She’s moving to Albany which isn’t far away and now that I have four day weekends every week for the rest of the Spring Semester I should be able to break way for a few weekend trips. The Twins (gryvon and covarla) and I had our usual rendezvous, they’re probably more tolerant of my schedule than most given that they’re both Graduate Students. I also got to know Jacqueline (hollow_voice) a lot better which was nice, because before this year we never hung out. If I didn’t mention you, don’t feel bad, its 4:14am and I’m just writing my thoughts sort of free-flow at the moment.

My love life at the moment is nonexistent…though this isn’t really too much of a complaint.

One certainly can’t meet people unless one leaves the library or their apartment and I’ve done neither a whole lot this semester (not that I’m a recluse, but I have a fridge in my apartment and the library doesn’t, and I had a ton of work this semester which had to get done) and while I have the same (if not stronger) hormonal drive of any other male in my age bracket, I also temper that with the fact that I have an even stronger drive to succeed. There’s also the very real fact that in 12 months and 10 days from now I’ll be in Israel and I don’t want to start a relationship here in Buffalo, it has never been my intention to stay here long term and to form a relationship now where I know the end date isn’t fair for anyone or myself. Why put myself (or even worse, someone else) in a position where I would hurt them?

I’m also not a fan of hooking up with strangers, so unless I find a friend with benefits, it’s just me and my right hand for the time being.

Health

My health has been pretty darn good this semester. I’ve been taking much better care of myself (with improvements that I’m still working on). Weight wise I didn’t gain too much,nor did I loose too much (though when I run into people they say I’ve lost weight, at this point I don’t know if it’s just to be nice, or because I actually have). I tend to shy away from using my scale and prefer to go with how I look (which is pretty good). I’m taking this next year to work on me before I head to the middle east, get tattoos touched up, do pilates more often, meditate more than just once a day and try to just bring everything into balance and into focus with real, weekly, achievable goals. I also have Monday, Wednesday and Fridays off and I plan to be on campus five days a week so I can be in touch with everyone (and perhaps actually make it to the gym this semester).

Fashion & Keeping Up Appearances

Fashion fell to the wayside this semester…I lived in hoodies and embraced my inner grunge-punk-rocker. Not that it’s a terrible thing on the whole, I love hoodies, but again, you can’t attract anyone if you’re not going to put any effort into it. I was literally too busy to care (which if I can get back to my usual anal retentive time management skills this semester, shouldn’t be too much of a problem to overcome this next semester). My apartment was okay, certainly not a wreck, but no where near as pristine as I would have liked it to have been…but it (like me) is a work in progress.

I often get yelled at for not having any food in my apartment…but again, this was by far the busiest semester of my academic career and I hope the living day to day as far as food shopping and consumption went pays off in the long run when I get good grades back. I hope to figure out a better way of dealing with it before next semester starts, but by the time I got home from a long day of courses, I was too tired to deal with anything (which is another thing I want to work on long term).

There’s a lot I want to work on for the coming semester and just do the best I can.

Next Semester’s Courses

Arabic IV with Prof. Roustum should be amazing. I’m currently working on him now so that he’ll give in and also offer some of his time to teach us this summer. I’ve offered cookies and to mow his lawn. We’ll see…I’m hoping he’ll be down with the barter system.

Linguistics 301 (Structure of English: Sound System) is with Dr. Michelson, she’s the Chair of the Linguistics Department and I really like her (she’s always been very cordial every time that I’ve met her).

Linguistics 302 (Structure of English: Grammar & Lexicon) is with Dr. Zubin…I can’t wait to take this course, the first time I was introduced to the notion of grammar was not in English, was not in Hebrew, but was in Arabic…why, you might find yourself asking. Because when I went to school we learned “Whole English” which essentially meant that unless you were a creative writer (which I was…in honors writing) you were totally fucked. I can’t wait to learn grammar…I’ve never learned it before…this will be new for me.

Linguistics 421 (Linguistic Anthropology) is with Dr. Bohnemeyer and should be fascinating. An even bigger plus is that I’m in this course with Candie (covarla) and Teresa.

Linguistics 493 (Sociolinguistics) is with Wolfgang Wölk who is the lead advisor to the European Union on Minority Language Rights, as well as a legend in our department. I’m so psyched you don’t even know. The man is just…amazing. Not only that, he could read the dictionary to me out loud and retain my attention and make it interesting. He has one of the best accents I’ve ever had the pleasure of hearing…oh, and he’s a dirty old man with a wonderful twisted and dry sense of humor. I’m so psyched.

MFC481 (Current Issues in Pubic Education) is taught by the same professor who taught my Certificate in Paralegal Studies Course, Olga Possé, Esq. and should be fascinating. I had an A (maybe an A-, I think it was an A) in the last course I took from her and subsequently achieved my certificate in paralegal studies (I collect certificates and certifications like others collect dolls).

CIPP Exam (Certified Information Privacy Professional) I start studying for this exam in January; I’d like to have the credentials to my name before I start my final semester of UB which will be in Fall of 07.

Anyways, I do have more to write about, but it’s nearing 5am….and it’s time for me to prepare to pass out…goodmorning and goodnight everyone!

Might as well do that wrap up now…

Courses

Arabic III with Prof. Roustum was challenging; but no matter how you feel when you walk into his class, he has a way of making you feel a lot better about yourself. Criticism is only given when required, and then, gently to help you, not to hurt you or to embarrass you…it makes a difference. I’m elated that I received an A- in the course…it doesn’t feel real right now, but it will over time. I’ve cried over this course and worked my fingers until they were raw…and it feels good to have it pay off.

Fieldwork with Scott Paauw (I call this class Field Work because it morphed into something slightly farther away than the title originally suggested…we’re thankful for it). This class (while I don’t have my grade in it yet, and don’t want to bring down the evil eye) was amazing. I learned so much, I thought in new ways (which is always wonderful). It lead me to change my mind on certain key issues (and as Taylor Mali says “sometimes changing your mind is the only way to know you still have one”) and was by far, one of the most influential courses of my university career.

Linguistic Analysis I with Hsin-Wei Chen (so called because this course turned into a precursor for another course) was one of the hardest courses I’ve taken here at UB. I have no idea how I did in it; anywhere from an F Double Minus to a B-; I really can’t even gauge myself. I can however say that I still love phonetics, semantics is okay, syntax can bite me, phonology and I are still in a fight and we aren’t speaking, descriptivism and I are still friends and overall I believe I did okay in the course, I’m certainly not fawning over it however, it was difficult. The course was also incredibly high paced, and I would have personally done better in the course if I had it once a week instead of three times a week (exchanging three, one hour long sessions, for one, three hour long session)…and if she didn’t use PowerPoint…PowerPoint is the kiss of death if you ever want anyone to understand anything…it makes learning so passive (there’s a reason I don’t own a television).

Linguistic Analysis II with Kang (so called because this course morphed from what it was supposed to be into Linguistic Analysis II…this time for which the class was not thrilled) was okay, I believe I have anywhere from a B- to an A- and only time will tell. The course was, however, no where near as enjoyable as I had hoped it would be.

Social & Love Life

My social life (outside of weekly Hookah Nights, which I setup at my apartment, so I’d make sure I got a chance to see some friends) was almost nonexistent.

I worked incredibly hard this semester and that left little to no time to hang out with friends which is what it is, I’m at UB to get an education and unfortunately, everything else has to come second to that and fortunately, when your in an academic environment, most seem to understand.

I did, however, get to hang out with Alice (

maleficentseyes) a bunch, for which I’m thankful because I didn’t get to see her nearly enough over the summer and I love her to death. I also had the pleasure of hanging out with Jackie ( iolausian) more often than I ever did in the past which was amazing (slightly crazy) and informative (what she knows about media, is enough to make a CNN producers head spin). Unfortunately, we got to hang out more towards the end of the semester which is when I’m checking my watch every 30 seconds out of fear that I’m off schedule (which is incredibly rude…and unfortunately, really the only way to survive finals week). She’s moving to Albany which isn’t far away and now that I have four day weekends every week for the rest of the Spring Semester I should be able to break way for a few weekend trips. The Twins ( gryvon and covarla) and I had our usual rendezvous, they’re probably more tolerant of my schedule than most given that they’re both Graduate Students. I also got to know Jacqueline ( hollow_voice) a lot better which was nice, because before this year we never hung out. If I didn’t mention you, don’t feel bad, its 4:14am and I’m just writing my thoughts sort of free-flow at the moment.

My love life at the moment is nonexistent…though this isn’t really too much of a complaint.

One certainly can’t meet people unless one leaves the library or their apartment and I’ve done neither a whole lot this semester (not that I’m a recluse, but I have a fridge in my apartment and the library doesn’t, and I had a ton of work this semester which had to get done) and while I have the same (if not stronger) hormonal drive of any other male in my age bracket, I also temper that with the fact that I have an even stronger drive to succeed. There’s also the very real fact that in 12 months and 10 days from now I’ll be in Israel and I don’t want to start a relationship here in Buffalo, it has never been my intention to stay here long term and to form a relationship now where I know the end date isn’t fair for anyone or myself. Why put myself (or even worse, someone else) in a position where I would hurt them?

I’m also not a fan of hooking up with strangers, so unless I find a friend with benefits, it’s just me and my right hand for the time being.

Health

My health has been pretty darn good this semester. I’ve been taking much better care of myself (with improvements that I’m still working on). Weight wise I didn’t gain too much,nor did I loose too much (though when I run into people they say I’ve lost weight, at this point I don’t know if it’s just to be nice, or because I actually have). I tend to shy away from using my scale and prefer to go with how I look (which is pretty good). I’m taking this next year to work on me before I head to the middle east, get tattoos touched up, do pilates more often, meditate more than just once a day and try to just bring everything into balance and into focus with real, weekly, achievable goals. I also have Monday, Wednesday and Fridays off and I plan to be on campus five days a week so I can be in touch with everyone (and perhaps actually make it to the gym this semester).

Fashion & Keeping Up Appearances

Fashion fell to the wayside this semester…I lived in hoodies and embraced my inner grunge-punk-rocker. Not that it’s a terrible thing on the whole, I love hoodies, but again, you can’t attract anyone if you’re not going to put any effort into it. I was literally too busy to care (which if I can get back to my usual anal retentive time management skills this semester, shouldn’t be too much of a problem to overcome this next semester). My apartment was okay, certainly not a wreck, but no where near as pristine as I would have liked it to have been…but it (like me) is a work in progress.

I often get yelled at for not having any food in my apartment…but again, this was by far the busiest semester of my academic career and I hope the living day to day as far as food shopping and consumption went pays off in the long run when I get good grades back. I hope to figure out a better way of dealing with it before next semester starts, but by the time I got home from a long day of courses, I was too tired to deal with anything (which is another thing I want to work on long term).

There’s a lot I want to work on for the coming semester and just do the best I can.

Next Semester’s Courses

Arabic IV with Prof. Roustum should be amazing. I’m currently working on him now so that he’ll give in and also offer some of his time to teach us this summer. I’ve offered cookies and to mow his lawn. We’ll see…I’m hoping he’ll be down with the barter system.

Linguistics 301 (Structure of English: Sound System) is with Dr. Michelson, she’s the Chair of the Linguistics Department and I really like her (she’s always been very cordial every time that I’ve met her).

Linguistics 302 (Structure of English: Grammar & Lexicon) is with Dr. Zubin…I can’t wait to take this course, the first time I was introduced to the notion of grammar was not in English, was not in Hebrew, but was in Arabic…why, you might find yourself asking. Because when I went to school we learned “Whole English” which essentially meant that unless you were a creative writer (which I was…in honors writing) you were totally fucked. I can’t wait to learn grammar…I’ve never learned it before…this will be new for me.

Linguistics 421 (Linguistic Anthropology) is with Dr. Bohnemeyer and should be fascinating. An even bigger plus is that I’m in this course with Candie (

covarla) and Teresa.

Linguistics 493 (Sociolinguistics) is with Wolfgang Wölk who is the lead advisor to the European Union on Minority Language Rights, as well as a legend in our department. I’m so psyched you don’t even know. The man is just…amazing. Not only that, he could read the dictionary to me out loud and retain my attention and make it interesting. He has one of the best accents I’ve ever had the pleasure of hearing…oh, and he’s a dirty old man with a wonderful twisted and dry sense of humor. I’m so psyched.

MFC481 (Current Issues in Pubic Education) is taught by the same professor who taught my Certificate in Paralegal Studies Course, Olga Possé, Esq. and should be fascinating. I had an A (maybe an A-, I think it was an A) in the last course I took from her and subsequently achieved my certificate in paralegal studies (I collect certificates and certifications like others collect dolls).

CIPP Exam (Certified Information Privacy Professional) I start studying for this exam in January; I’d like to have the credentials to my name before I start my final semester of UB which will be in Fall of 07.

Anyways, I do have more to write about, but it’s nearing 5am….and it’s time for me to prepare to pass out…goodmorning and goodnight everyone!

*face palm*

So I was trying to log into myspace, and I couldn’t for the life of me figure out why it wouldn’t login, and I was getting really frustrated and I thought someone hacked my account, so I clicked on “lost password” and it says “enter your email” so I start typing and it starts coming up in Hebrew…at which point I look at the little flag in the corner of my screen next to the battery indicator, and there’s an Israeli flag and I was like “well dammit…” because when you’re inputting your password those little *** things come up so you can’t tell anything.

*face palms*

It’s time for bed.

*face palm*

So I was trying to log into myspace, and I couldn’t for the life of me figure out why it wouldn’t login, and I was getting really frustrated and I thought someone hacked my account, so I clicked on “lost password” and it says “enter your email” so I start typing and it starts coming up in Hebrew…at which point I look at the little flag in the corner of my screen next to the battery indicator, and there’s an Israeli flag and I was like “well dammit…” because when you’re inputting your password those little *** things come up so you can’t tell anything.

*face palms*

It’s time for bed.

It’s time for a Rant

I think it’s time we stop children, what’s that sound, everybody look what’s going down

In life you are faced, oftentimes with two choices. You can do what’s easy, what’s popular, what’s cool and will give you the largest amount of social nods…or you can do what’s right, what’s moral, what’s ethical and what’s just.

There’s a lot of noise being made by those who don’t fully understand all the issues at play with the airport removing their christmas trees.

Christmas Trees (while actually coming from the Pagan Traditions) are just that in modern days, Christmas Trees. If your Christian, the odds are you will see them as representing the holiday’s as a whole (because for you, they do). If you’re not Christian, the odds are that you won’t. Personally, I think they’re pretty and I enjoy seeing the Christmas Tree in the UB Student Union all lit up and covered in our school colors and I make an attempt to see the tree in NYC every season as well (it’s Gorgeous this year, by the way).

However, the Rabbi wasn’t and isn’t a fanatic. He was actually appalled that they took down the trees (which isn’t what he was asking for). He also wasn’t asking to have a giant, monolithic menorah that conquers all setup so he can get into a “‘mine is bigger than yours’ squabble.” All he was asking for, was the exact same thing we have in our Student Union: a Christmas Tree, right next to a large Menorah (large so it is visible) so everyone can be included in the festivities. The more the merrier. It wasn’t an unreasonable request. He wasn’t requesting thirty of them to also line the driveway alongside the Christmas Trees that do…just one. Considering that Jesus, himself, was Jewish (he was born a Jew and he died a Jew, I know…sometimes people forget that)…not an unreasonable or a fanatic thing to ask for. In all reality, it probably cost them more money and time to take those trees down than to put up one Menorah.

Sadly, no one who’s raising the shield in defense of Christmas is stopping to ask what the real motives were for taking down the trees instead of making a culturally sensitive decision that would have been more financially sound and easier to implement. The fact that they didn’t want to play ‘cultural anthropologist’ is a pathetic excuse. There are a select few holidays that go around this time of the year (Yule, Christmas, Chanukah, Kwanzaa, New Years and I believe I may be forgetting one) and it doesn’t take a lot to recognize all of them. All it takes is being considerate. And if they did their best, and forgot one, and someone brought it to their attention…it doesn’t take a whole lot to recognize that one either.

Christmas trees are not the universal symbol of the holiday season and they never will be. A hard pill to swallow for some, the fact that they will continually have to recognize that they’re not the only one’s on the planet. Christmas Trees are one symbol representing (as far as I am aware) two faiths (Pagan & Christian). They do not, however, represent others who have a holiday around this time of the year.

To ask for people to be unified and act together as one at the holiday time while at the same time demanding that they bow down and recognize one groups symbol and have their holiday ignored and are portrayed as scheisters if they speak out against an injustice, is a disgrace; even more so given how easy it really is to accommodate everyone (and from a business sense, the more people you accommodate, the more return and future customers you have which means more profits for your company which in turn means more and better reputation, promotions, and marketing and the cycle goes on).

As for those making reference to Starbucks bowing to the ‘P.C. Gods’ by offering a holiday blend as well as a Christmas blend; guess what I have a shocker for you: everyone isn’t Christian, so this way, people who are Atheist, Agnostic, Buddhist, Shinto, Jewish or otherwise who may or may not celebrate a holiday (other than New Years…if that…because also shocking, this isn’t everyone’s New Year) this time of the year can be included as well. Being accepting of other people, and trying to make everyone feel at home and welcome isn’t an attack on Christmas…it’s following the teachings of Jesus and living in Christ’s spirit.

As far as a congressman wishing to take his oath of office on the Koran instead of on the Bible; good for him. Muslim’s are not our enemy. No he isn’t doing it “to be different.” Nor is he doing it to give Radical Muslims the ability to rally for who knows what (and the fact that a few people even suggested that as a reason for his actions, points to the deepest levels of bigotry that are currently at levels of epidemic proportions within our country). He’s doing it because he wants to use the book of his faith. Good for him. As a matter of fact, if he wanted to use the Little Engine That Could because the contents are what he finds represents his qualities (never giving up, working with others, trying to be positive in all aspects of his life and perseverance) I’d support him in his decision.

Personally, I won’t take an oath on the Torah, on the Bible or on any other Holy Book. While as a man of faith, I take the teachings of the Torah to heart, as a man of science I cannot prove them to be true; which is why I swear on the OED…while there may be a lie of omission, the words within are veracious and accurate.

Too many people forget that this country was founded on the genocide of the Native Americans, on the Blood of the African American’s and the sweat of immigrants. They forget that this country was not actually discovered by Christopher Columbus and that the eventual founding of a new government was done so by a bunch of radicals…and perhaps most importantly, the reason the Puritans came here in the first place was, among others, to escape religious persecution.

The world has hundreds of religions (the Pagan faiths contain over over 98 branches); the Jewish faith has numerous branches too (all of which argue with themselves and with each other…a long tradition that we’re proud to uphold from generation to generation) and there’s enough room for everyone on this planet “if everyone will just get up and make some room”1

Now, play nice in the sandbox and have a Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas, Wonderful Kwanzaa, Happy (Somber?) Post Ramadan, Merry Yule, Wonderful Chanukah (with every version of transliterated spellings you wish to find, we’re being diverse, remember?) and of course, a Merry Festivus.

1 – The quote is from Pete’s Dragon. It’s a fantastic movie. Everyone should watch it.

It’s time for a Rant

I think it’s time we stop children, what’s that sound, everybody look what’s going down

In life you are faced, oftentimes with two choices. You can do what’s easy, what’s popular, what’s cool and will give you the largest amount of social nods…or you can do what’s right, what’s moral, what’s ethical and what’s just.

There’s a lot of noise being made by those who don’t fully understand all the issues at play with the airport removing their christmas trees.

Christmas Trees (while actually coming from the Pagan Traditions) are just that in modern days, Christmas Trees. If your Christian, the odds are you will see them as representing the holiday’s as a whole (because for you, they do). If you’re not Christian, the odds are that you won’t. Personally, I think they’re pretty and I enjoy seeing the Christmas Tree in the UB Student Union all lit up and covered in our school colors and I make an attempt to see the tree in NYC every season as well (it’s Gorgeous this year, by the way).

However, the Rabbi wasn’t and isn’t a fanatic. He was actually appalled that they took down the trees (which isn’t what he was asking for). He also wasn’t asking to have a giant, monolithic menorah that conquers all setup so he can get into a “‘mine is bigger than yours’ squabble.” All he was asking for, was the exact same thing we have in our Student Union: a Christmas Tree, right next to a large Menorah (large so it is visible) so everyone can be included in the festivities. The more the merrier. It wasn’t an unreasonable request. He wasn’t requesting thirty of them to also line the driveway alongside the Christmas Trees that do…just one. Considering that Jesus, himself, was Jewish (he was born a Jew and he died a Jew, I know…sometimes people forget that)…not an unreasonable or a fanatic thing to ask for. In all reality, it probably cost them more money and time to take those trees down than to put up one Menorah.

Sadly, no one who’s raising the shield in defense of Christmas is stopping to ask what the real motives were for taking down the trees instead of making a culturally sensitive decision that would have been more financially sound and easier to implement. The fact that they didn’t want to play ‘cultural anthropologist’ is a pathetic excuse. There are a select few holidays that go around this time of the year (Yule, Christmas, Chanukah, Kwanzaa, New Years and I believe I may be forgetting one) and it doesn’t take a lot to recognize all of them. All it takes is being considerate. And if they did their best, and forgot one, and someone brought it to their attention…it doesn’t take a whole lot to recognize that one either.

Christmas trees are not the universal symbol of the holiday season and they never will be. A hard pill to swallow for some, the fact that they will continually have to recognize that they’re not the only one’s on the planet. Christmas Trees are one symbol representing (as far as I am aware) two faiths (Pagan & Christian). They do not, however, represent others who have a holiday around this time of the year.

To ask for people to be unified and act together as one at the holiday time while at the same time demanding that they bow down and recognize one groups symbol and have their holiday ignored and are portrayed as scheisters if they speak out against an injustice, is a disgrace; even more so given how easy it really is to accommodate everyone (and from a business sense, the more people you accommodate, the more return and future customers you have which means more profits for your company which in turn means more and better reputation, promotions, and marketing and the cycle goes on).

As for those making reference to Starbucks bowing to the ‘P.C. Gods’ by offering a holiday blend as well as a Christmas blend; guess what I have a shocker for you: everyone isn’t Christian, so this way, people who are Atheist, Agnostic, Buddhist, Shinto, Jewish or otherwise who may or may not celebrate a holiday (other than New Years…if that…because also shocking, this isn’t everyone’s New Year) this time of the year can be included as well. Being accepting of other people, and trying to make everyone feel at home and welcome isn’t an attack on Christmas…it’s following the teachings of Jesus and living in Christ’s spirit.

As far as a congressman wishing to take his oath of office on the Koran instead of on the Bible; good for him. Muslim’s are not our enemy. No he isn’t doing it “to be different.” Nor is he doing it to give Radical Muslims the ability to rally for who knows what (and the fact that a few people even suggested that as a reason for his actions, points to the deepest levels of bigotry that are currently at levels of epidemic proportions within our country). He’s doing it because he wants to use the book of his faith. Good for him. As a matter of fact, if he wanted to use the Little Engine That Could because the contents are what he finds represents his qualities (never giving up, working with others, trying to be positive in all aspects of his life and perseverance) I’d support him in his decision.

Personally, I won’t take an oath on the Torah, on the Bible or on any other Holy Book. While as a man of faith, I take the teachings of the Torah to heart, as a man of science I cannot prove them to be true; which is why I swear on the OED…while there may be a lie of omission, the words within are veracious and accurate.

Too many people forget that this country was founded on the genocide of the Native Americans, on the Blood of the African American’s and the sweat of immigrants. They forget that this country was not actually discovered by Christopher Columbus and that the eventual founding of a new government was done so by a bunch of radicals…and perhaps most importantly, the reason the Puritans came here in the first place was, among others, to escape religious persecution.

The world has hundreds of religions (the Pagan faiths contain over over 98 branches); the Jewish faith has numerous branches too (all of which argue with themselves and with each other…a long tradition that we’re proud to uphold from generation to generation) and there’s enough room for everyone on this planet “if everyone will just get up and make some room”1

Now, play nice in the sandbox and have a Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas, Wonderful Kwanzaa, Happy (Somber?) Post Ramadan, Merry Yule, Wonderful Chanukah (with every version of transliterated spellings you wish to find, we’re being diverse, remember?) and of course, a Merry Festivus.

1 – The quote is from Pete’s Dragon. It’s a fantastic movie. Everyone should watch it.