My tweets
moocowinthecity - Fri, 00:07: RT @ChrisWarcraft: A man just put his tentacle penis tongue into a tractor trailer’s cigarette lighter and I’m going to bed. Happy Valen …
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My tweets
- Wed, 15:51: No more spills on important papers #drinklip #iambatman @drinklip http://t.co/qdTmyZdO
- Wed, 17:39: This is clearly going to turn into my new diner/place. Ben (@ Empress Diner) http://t.co/67iPRfjF
- Wed, 17:40: “Great diner! Open 24/7, great service!” @ Empress Diner: http://t.co/p8tIEp3Q #foursquare
- Wed, 19:11: Guy is having a public meltdown on the phone with his girlfriend. Apparently she prefers the gym to him #beastmode http://t.co/nyqe7DzC
- Wed, 19:36: RT @drunk: I would rather read the iTunes terms and conditions than listen to your bullshit story.
- Wed, 23:45: RT @Aelohim1980: Went to the doctor the other day, he told me I had to stop masturbating. I asked him why and he said, “Because I’m tryi …
- Wed, 23:46: RT @Itayhod: A recent shot from the book “The Israelis” by photographer Ronen Akerman http://t.co/BqSymY8K
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- Tue, 18:03: NyQuil run! (@ CVS Pharmacy) http://t.co/WndHqNUr
- Tue, 18:21: RT @UOPX: 6 steps to figure out how to plan for education expenses: http://t.co/IOWmRn2J #LetsGetToWork
- Tue, 18:24: I’m at Green Cactus Mexican Grill (Plainview, NY) http://t.co/bSVGG2t2
- Wed, 07:24: I just reached Level 2 of the “Greasy Spoon” badge on @foursquare. Iâve checked in at 5 different diners! http://t.co/TSEGyEYx
- Wed, 07:24: Breakfast with my rabbi 🙂 (@ Empress Diner) http://t.co/bkAwDYYG
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- Mon, 18:00: That moment where you decide to for real use gold stars as a motivator at the office #everythingineededtoknowinlifeilearnedinkindergarten
- Mon, 18:57: ×××! http://t.co/2VbyGFFD
- Mon, 21:43: Save Dutch the service dog from execution. via @Care2 http://t.co/CFLH7o3x
- Mon, 21:47: Okay…Peanut Butter Jelly Time…with a side of Nyquil #forserious #fuckcolds
- Tue, 10:28: Best part of bank reconciliation? You take a pile of papers on chaos and put them in order #OCD #therapeutic
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- Sat, 12:09: RT @AttitudeMag: Those MPs opposed to #equalmarriage should have taken note of our 18th birthday cover last year http://t.co/feYrUCEY
- Sat, 12:10: RT @thomaskaplan: Cuomo says largest snowfall was on Long Island & approx 150 people were stranded in vehicles in Suffolk County las …
- Sat, 22:24: I earned 11319 points (#280199) and 34 results (#23715) by donating over 18 days (#379014) of cpu time to WCG http://t.co/rilwhgiu #wcgrid
My tweets
- Fri, 12:56: @yael__golan welcome back to Twitter!
- Fri, 14:35: Finally signed up for Manpacks, because it’s just easier. http://t.co/jSjZO7SI
- Fri, 15:03: Close work early on my way home #Nemo
- Fri, 21:03: Almost done cleaning, laundry is in, almost time for coffee and homework, and then prepping for our team project!
- Fri, 23:32: RT @ashlyn_mac: @nomadmatan Walt, just what do you mean by measure???
- Sat, 00:59: My backyard #nemo #longisland #newyork #blizzard #snow http://t.co/ZPrG2d6K
- Sat, 00:59: My street #nemo #longisland #newyork #blizzard #snow http://t.co/Wxf1dSOX
- Sat, 01:00: And some more snow #nemo #longisland #newyork #blizzard #snow http://t.co/nYiijKQE
- Sat, 01:07: Wiley investigates #nemo #longisland #newyork #blizzard #snow #poodlegram #poodle #standardpoodle http://t.co/LqQhDyYX
- Sat, 01:22: “It’s cold and wet outside, I’m staying in bed today” #poodle #poodlegram #standardpoodle #wiley #nemo⦠http://t.co/JSxc2FRo
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- Thu, 18:14: Like all New Yorkers I’m gassing up lol (@ Mobil) http://t.co/6HpQ8y2E
- Thu, 18:23: Oh my God gas lines are already starting and there isn’t even a shortage yet
- Thu, 19:04: I’m at Fairway Market (Plainview, NY) http://t.co/hjZotnrZ
- Thu, 20:47: Hey all #FF @ColbyErskin – new on Twitter, gorgeous model, sexy former football player :o)
- Thu, 21:46: Disabled veteran asks for public support; service dog faces euthanasia for biting woman who beat him with metal pole http://t.co/0EPa7h2m
- Thu, 21:56: Okay, time to get my battery backup plugged in and charged, and get my emergency gear out juuuuust in case #blizzardwhateverwerecallingit
- Thu, 22:19: The storm’s name is #NEMO!? For real!?! The next one better be #DORY and then after that #BUZZLIGHTYEAR.
- Thu, 22:20: How much did @DisneyPixar have to pay to get naming rights on #NEMO the blizzard?
- Thu, 23:22: RT @mattbova: @nomadmatan Tropical Depression Simba is really going to devastate the Gulf coast.
- Thu, 23:25: Fried #NEMO just sounds unappealing…I figured if we did it #Sushi style we could pretend it was healthy…#girlsgottawatchherfigure
- Thu, 23:38: RT @OccupyWallSt: Activist Communique: Operation Thunderbird spreads its protective wings | rabble.ca http://t.co/IHeism58 #OpThunderbird
- Thu, 23:44: Okay, first time I’m getting showered and heading to bed before 2:00AM all week! #hooray
- Fri, 00:56: RT @MysteryNFun: Westboro Baptist church key member Megan Phelps-Roper leaves – About time girl http://t.co/quKXZ8ib via @guardian
My tweets
- Thu, 07:34: Breakfast (@ Family Bagels & Deli of Plainview) http://t.co/7EdMH8fk
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- Tue, 18:08: Getting supplies for the troops! (@ Fairway Market) http://t.co/xhJdDdxE
- Tue, 18:16: Would like to thank the super tall employee for his assistance #stepstoolsshouldbemandatory
- Tue, 18:25: Matzah Ball Soup Run #sickpeepsathome (@ Regal Deli) http://t.co/NPoHCDWD
- Tue, 18:51: Obviously I can play Pokemon and study at the same time…I was born in the eighties. http://t.co/Gg3PnPNf
- Wed, 08:23: Woke up with my dad’s cold, gross!! #sickday
- Wed, 11:06: RT @codenameduchess: Tarantulas can live for more than 2 years without eating a single thing. Much unlike @pamsgossiptrain, who canât go …
My tweets
- Mon, 19:09: I’m at Bella Vista Pizza & Pasta (Plainview, NY) http://t.co/AQ1WPTM5
- Mon, 20:27: Okay, can we take five seconds to discuss just how hot Justin Tucker and Joe Flacco are? #reasonstowatchfootball
- Mon, 21:11: RT @avimayer: So long, America — it’s been real. #Israel — here I come!
- Mon, 21:12: RT @JockZone: relax, chill and meet other guys in your city who share your interests. Only. On @JockZone http://t.co/NFa1u299
- Mon, 21:12: RT @elvisduran: Dinner at ABC Kitchen is so mind blowingly fan-fucking-tastic tonight. Love you, @dan_kluger. With @MyUncleJohnny and @A …
- Tue, 02:39: #GradSchool #SurvivalKit #Emergen-C http://t.co/hCYIR1x2
- Tue, 02:41: Protect your most valuable assets #stayfresh #staydry #manscape #doitforyourself⦠http://t.co/iLwMFKk4