Itai
moocowinthecity Subject: Itai
Date: Saturday 9/2/06 1:08:00 AM
Music: Behind These Hazel Eyes (Joe Bermudez/Josh Harris Radio Remix)-Kelly Clarkson-Behind These Hazel Eye
I’ll be seeing you in December.
I’m going on Birthright.
open pasture
Itai
Subject: Itai
Date: Saturday 9/2/06 1:08:00 AM
Music: Behind These Hazel Eyes (Joe Bermudez/Josh Harris Radio Remix)-Kelly Clarkson-Behind These Hazel Eye
I’ll be seeing you in December.
I’m going on Birthright.
On a lighter note
Subject: On a lighter note
Date: Friday 9/1/06 3:29:00 AM
My Birthday’s Tomorrow (Saturday)…how sweet is that!?
On a lighter note
Subject: On a lighter note
Date: Friday 9/1/06 3:29:00 AM
My Birthday’s Tomorrow (Saturday)…how sweet is that!?
New Perspectives
Subject: New Perspectives
Date: Friday 9/1/06 3:24:00 AM
Music: Isaac-Madonna-Confessions On a Dance Floor
Tonight I had to make some very hard decisions and with the guidance of those who know me best, I made them.
I’ve officially resigned from all my political organizations and affiliations, I have relinquished my titles and my rank, and resigned as a political operative. As I said in my letter of resignation, I leave forgetting all passwords and keeping all secrets and with respect for those with whom I worked.
One less string, one more step to freedom, one more foot closer to the Middle East…there’s a lot more that goes to it…but that, will come later.
Now, now I brace for the fall out.
New Perspectives
Subject: New Perspectives
Date: Friday 9/1/06 3:24:00 AM
Music: Isaac-Madonna-Confessions On a Dance Floor
Tonight I had to make some very hard decisions and with the guidance of those who know me best, I made them.
I’ve officially resigned from all my political organizations and affiliations, I have relinquished my titles and my rank, and resigned as a political operative. As I said in my letter of resignation, I leave forgetting all passwords and keeping all secrets and with respect for those with whom I worked.
One less string, one more step to freedom, one more foot closer to the Middle East…there’s a lot more that goes to it…but that, will come later.
Now, now I brace for the fall out.
Gaza Stripp/אני לדודי ודודי לי
Subject: Gaza Stripp/אני לדודי ודודי לי
Date: Thursday 8/31/06 2:49:00 AM
Music: The Night Winds Blowing
Tags: writings: poetry
Gaza Stripp
Like no other, I will love you, I will take you, I will hold you. I will feel you, I will touch you, I will redeem you, as we make the way up the steps to my apartment/my bedroom. This Palestinian beauty finding himself a stranger in a strange land. His jeans riding low while his fuck lines ride high; six foot four, jet black hair and olive tanned skin and eye lashes which paint the morning dawn. His two hands feeling every inch of my body as we lean against the door and give my neighbors a show/his hands come in from behind and as his chin comes down over my shoulder his lips trace behind my ear which he bites as he slaps my ass and whispers to me “tonight is going to hurt” and when the door opens he pushes me into the bedroom as he says “tonight I’m going to make you mine/you’re going to take it like a man” with a flicker in his eye.
אני
On the bed he straddles me, my back on the mattress:my eyes looking towards the heavens. Leaning over me, his semi-short hair drapes before his piercing black eyes, lying underneath him I feel his faithful fifth limb begin to rise/he grabs the back of my head, fingers laced through my hair as his tongue invades my mouth and his lips crash against mine as my hips begin to gyrate and our bodies begin to become a wave of human hormones, emotion and sweat/his hand begins to creep ever lower as he squeezes my package and presses up against me, his jeans rubbing up against me, my back arches with pleasure and pain as his hips check me back onto the bed while with one dexterous hand he removes his shirt revealing his glimmering six pack, now dripping with sweat.
לדודי
As the torah says thou shall not lie with a man like thou lies with a woman and we’re not: as he’s moving through me and the moonlight fills the room with a grey-blue glow I know that he’s treated no woman lover as he’s treating me; loving me like a man loves a man not like a man loves a woman and whatever he does I don’t want it to stop as his lips attach to mine and he sucks the air out of my chest and we begin to breathe through each other and I stare up at his eyes:I feel complete with him inside and around me and we continue this pace until we reach the height of pleasure and as we slow down both worn out from our midnight tryst and shower up we prepare to lie on sheets made of linen as the night-winds blow.
ודודי
We fall into dreams of angels and desert sands which are as foreign to me as the tundra is to this man of whom I call my own/he encircles me from behind, his body wrapped around mine, his arms over me, wrapping me in tight and his legs holding my feet between him as his chin rests on my shoulder we find peace between ourselves as we go off to sleep as he mutters in his native tongue all the words which I can understand as we enter a world where the two of us exist as one.
לי
Gaza Stripp/אני לדודי ודודי לי
Subject: Gaza Stripp/אני לדודי ודודי לי
Date: Thursday 8/31/06 2:49:00 AM
Music: The Night Winds Blowing
Tags: writings: poetry
Gaza Stripp
Like no other, I will love you, I will take you, I will hold you. I will feel you, I will touch you, I will redeem you, as we make the way up the steps to my apartment/my bedroom. This Palestinian beauty finding himself a stranger in a strange land. His jeans riding low while his fuck lines ride high; six foot four, jet black hair and olive tanned skin and eye lashes which paint the morning dawn. His two hands feeling every inch of my body as we lean against the door and give my neighbors a show/his hands come in from behind and as his chin comes down over my shoulder his lips trace behind my ear which he bites as he slaps my ass and whispers to me “tonight is going to hurt” and when the door opens he pushes me into the bedroom as he says “tonight I’m going to make you mine/you’re going to take it like a man” with a flicker in his eye.
אני
On the bed he straddles me, my back on the mattress:my eyes looking towards the heavens. Leaning over me, his semi-short hair drapes before his piercing black eyes, lying underneath him I feel his faithful fifth limb begin to rise/he grabs the back of my head, fingers laced through my hair as his tongue invades my mouth and his lips crash against mine as my hips begin to gyrate and our bodies begin to become a wave of human hormones, emotion and sweat/his hand begins to creep ever lower as he squeezes my package and presses up against me, his jeans rubbing up against me, my back arches with pleasure and pain as his hips check me back onto the bed while with one dexterous hand he removes his shirt revealing his glimmering six pack, now dripping with sweat.
לדודי
As the torah says thou shall not lie with a man like thou lies with a woman and we’re not: as he’s moving through me and the moonlight fills the room with a grey-blue glow I know that he’s treated no woman lover as he’s treating me; loving me like a man loves a man not like a man loves a woman and whatever he does I don’t want it to stop as his lips attach to mine and he sucks the air out of my chest and we begin to breathe through each other and I stare up at his eyes:I feel complete with him inside and around me and we continue this pace until we reach the height of pleasure and as we slow down both worn out from our midnight tryst and shower up we prepare to lie on sheets made of linen as the night-winds blow.
ודודי
We fall into dreams of angels and desert sands which are as foreign to me as the tundra is to this man of whom I call my own/he encircles me from behind, his body wrapped around mine, his arms over me, wrapping me in tight and his legs holding my feet between him as his chin rests on my shoulder we find peace between ourselves as we go off to sleep as he mutters in his native tongue all the words which I can understand as we enter a world where the two of us exist as one.
לי
The Birthday Wish List
Subject: The Birthday Wish List
Date: Tuesday 8/29/06 3:01:00 AM
For the past few years I’ve been sending my Mom my birthday wish list of things that are pretty much impossible to get, adding on a new number for the age I’m turning…this years Wish List:
1. World Domination, I PROMISE I’ll be a benevloent despot…it’ll be great…Foam Party Fridays!
2. The midget marching band just for one day to follow me around…this is the Third year I’m asking for the Midget Marching Band, btw.
3. The Presidency (let’s be honest, if we’ve learned anything over what will soon be the last 8 years now, it really IS for sale)
4. My own pet cow (I’m sure Uncle Bruce could part with Spotty Jr. for a fair price) *Cow must be living…not from Uncle Bruce’s Freezer.
5. A trail named after me on Okemo Mountain (Matt’s Trax I think could work)
6. I still think having my face laser engraved on the moon would be neat, despite Judi’s contention that Jews aren’t allowed in space.
7. A walk on role in Family Guy or Southpark (animated me, obviously) or my own series on Comedy Central (with a two year contract).
8. For Fox News to be taken off the air (I can’t stand their condescending asshatery)
9. A P.O. Box in Guam with Free Mail Forwarding…that way I can say “oh, send it to my Guam address…”
10. A Baby Wombat (Think…home security).
11. A Pony (not…to have a pony JUST to have a pony, just in real terms…I think owning and maintaining a pony is cheaper than owning and maintaining a car…I just don’t know exactly how I’d register said pony with UB Parking to get my hang tag…make, model…license plate?) and AAA might have some issues when I need a tow.
12. A warning label on every Solaris Video tape to be rented or sold saying “warning, contains gratuitous scenes of George Clooney’s Ass…rent at own risk”
13. Ring Side Seats at the Tari vs. Baboon Kick Boxing Match (which should be shown live on Pay Per View)
14. Hurling Day
15. A Manatee named after me (after all, they ARE the cows of the sea)
16. Iwan.
17. Self Washing Laundry
18. For that matter, Self Washing Kitchen
19. A Front Porch…I don’t need the house to go with it…just a Front Porch. I like my apartment…I just figure we can put it in the courtyard infront of my apartment and we can sit on rocking chairs and drink beer as we watch the sun go down…on our Front Porch…actually, that really bitchy neighbor across the street has a nice one…you, a saw…ninja outfit…it’ll take you five minutes to borrow it.
20. A Human Sized, Giant, Rubber Chicken (Body Pillow Size?)
21. A Tour of Smitty’s Pretzel Factory…and private lessons in Pretzel Making from his wife…who has no hands…yet still hand makes her own, world famous, pretzels.
22. 20 Midget Pirates to follow me around for a day going “Arr!” and “Avast!”…eye patch required on some not all, pirate dress required…professionalism encouraged.
I think if I had to choose one, I’d go for #20…I think a human sized rubber chicken…would be totally rocking.
The Birthday Wish List
Subject: The Birthday Wish List
Date: Tuesday 8/29/06 3:01:00 AM
For the past few years I’ve been sending my Mom my birthday wish list of things that are pretty much impossible to get, adding on a new number for the age I’m turning…this years Wish List:
1. World Domination, I PROMISE I’ll be a benevloent despot…it’ll be great…Foam Party Fridays!
2. The midget marching band just for one day to follow me around…this is the Third year I’m asking for the Midget Marching Band, btw.
3. The Presidency (let’s be honest, if we’ve learned anything over what will soon be the last 8 years now, it really IS for sale)
4. My own pet cow (I’m sure Uncle Bruce could part with Spotty Jr. for a fair price) *Cow must be living…not from Uncle Bruce’s Freezer.
5. A trail named after me on Okemo Mountain (Matt’s Trax I think could work)
6. I still think having my face laser engraved on the moon would be neat, despite Judi’s contention that Jews aren’t allowed in space.
7. A walk on role in Family Guy or Southpark (animated me, obviously) or my own series on Comedy Central (with a two year contract).
8. For Fox News to be taken off the air (I can’t stand their condescending asshatery)
9. A P.O. Box in Guam with Free Mail Forwarding…that way I can say “oh, send it to my Guam address…”
10. A Baby Wombat (Think…home security).
11. A Pony (not…to have a pony JUST to have a pony, just in real terms…I think owning and maintaining a pony is cheaper than owning and maintaining a car…I just don’t know exactly how I’d register said pony with UB Parking to get my hang tag…make, model…license plate?) and AAA might have some issues when I need a tow.
12. A warning label on every Solaris Video tape to be rented or sold saying “warning, contains gratuitous scenes of George Clooney’s Ass…rent at own risk”
13. Ring Side Seats at the Tari vs. Baboon Kick Boxing Match (which should be shown live on Pay Per View)
14. Hurling Day
15. A Manatee named after me (after all, they ARE the cows of the sea)
16. Iwan.
17. Self Washing Laundry
18. For that matter, Self Washing Kitchen
19. A Front Porch…I don’t need the house to go with it…just a Front Porch. I like my apartment…I just figure we can put it in the courtyard infront of my apartment and we can sit on rocking chairs and drink beer as we watch the sun go down…on our Front Porch…actually, that really bitchy neighbor across the street has a nice one…you, a saw…ninja outfit…it’ll take you five minutes to borrow it.
20. A Human Sized, Giant, Rubber Chicken (Body Pillow Size?)
21. A Tour of Smitty’s Pretzel Factory…and private lessons in Pretzel Making from his wife…who has no hands…yet still hand makes her own, world famous, pretzels.
22. 20 Midget Pirates to follow me around for a day going “Arr!” and “Avast!”…eye patch required on some not all, pirate dress required…professionalism encouraged.
I think if I had to choose one, I’d go for #20…I think a human sized rubber chicken…would be totally rocking.