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moocowinthecity 2017-07-17 No Comments

@mattkayd #quivers #StartsMakingYouSteaks in reply to mattkayd 01:24:20, 2017-07-16
RT @pfpicardi: If it's ok with you guys, I'm gonna TALK ABOUT ANAL SEX FOR A WEE LIL THREAD. 02:03:22, 2017-07-16
Making crumb cake in the crockpot #600StrokesByHand #ThisIsWhyWeHaveMixers #Cake #FatKid… https://t.co/2PYkspcuRp 04:02:32, 2017-07-16
RT @jonfavs: If you buy a cheap plan, get sick, and your illness isn't covered, you're banned from buying a new plan for 6 months https://t… 15:29:00, 2017-07-16
RT @_hoemo: Guy who has not one decent pic of himself open & visible on his profile: "Don't message me w/o showing a face and full body pic… 18:34:54, 2017-07-16
My First Vlog https://t.co/phuGj0jGB9 19:16:25, 2017-07-16
@voxpopulare this is all your fault: my first #vlog #VideoKilledTheLibraryStar #Video #OldMediaIsNewMediaAgain #Blog https://t.co/phuGj0jGB9 19:18:05, 2017-07-16
I’m one page over on this treatment plan proposal… https://t.co/QF0jT8RqAo 20:00:44, 2017-07-16
Got another graded paper back! https://t.co/u5d3lfB8KH 20:38:18, 2017-07-16

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moocowinthecity 2017-07-15 No Comments

What a time to be alive!
https://t.co/WLC1kOEkav 03:51:48, 2017-07-14
RT @RenataHeiberg: @MuckRock R.I.P
I do not believe in his suicide. 03:58:50, 2017-07-14
RT @MuckRock: The #FBI couldn’t figure out how #AaronSwartz did what he did https://t.co/QEOdqHRiBd https://t.co/G2R6ErXmci 04:06:55, 2017-07-14
RT @MuckRock: In case you were curious, here's the DOJ's guide to how #impeachment actually works: https://t.co/zEwJoXR1Rw https://t.co/AdE… 04:11:26, 2017-07-14
I'll take it! #BloodSugar #Diabetes #Diabetic #FastingSugar #YesPlease @ Buffalo, New York https://t.co/zxhJY3Qfuh 15:51:48, 2017-07-14
Woke Up With No Energy https://t.co/OpoIbAb1Me 17:08:14, 2017-07-14
@gryvon I'm over here like https://t.co/cs8LsxA8sV in reply to gryvon 17:14:05, 2017-07-14
The visionary our country needs now #VoteAkiva2020 #cat #cats #tortoiseshell #tortitude… https://t.co/JAPKbxmQp6 17:48:06, 2017-07-14

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moocowinthecity 2017-07-13 No Comments

Daily Tweet Digest https://t.co/3PGtPoORqg 00:29:30, 2017-07-12
RT @asym: It's Yuletide in the Kingdom of Loathing. 04:09:30, 2017-07-12
RT @meakoopa: note to self: tweets abt beloved Super Mario antagonist popular; tweets about Jacobite succession not so much 04:09:41, 2017-07-12
RT @FelterSkelter: *has a heart attack*
*gets to hospital*

*pulls off oxygen mask to weakly say*

"no… take me to… the other one… i… 12:36:45, 2017-07-12
@FelterSkelter Should definitely pin it to the top of your twitter profile tho in reply to FelterSkelter 12:37:06, 2017-07-12
RT @FelterSkelter: Passed the 10,000 fav mark on this tweet and Chrissy Tiegen followed me. Do I get a deal to write a shitty book now? How… 12:37:13, 2017-07-12
RT @SarahKSilverman: I think the whole Don Jr. thing was an innocent mistake he just honestly thought he was above the law. 12:46:09, 2017-07-12
RT @EmilyGorcenski: If Trump gets taken down by emails I will believe in a God and that She is a poet. 12:46:30, 2017-07-12
Listen 👏🏻 to 👏🏼 Captain 👏🏽 America 👏🏾 He 👏🏿 Punched 👏 Hitler: https://t.co/wD8NLVD6n0 12:48:58, 2017-07-12
RT @tedlieu: Fun fact: Nixon was impeached for the cover-up. And several folks close to him went to prison. https://t.co/HcUDFfk8wJ 12:50:05, 2017-07-12
@FelterSkelter Also: Mazal Tov…I'm not sure what the appropriate congratulatory gift is, maybe pizza? Wings? Impe… https://t.co/Lb3479OWhz in reply to nomadmatan 12:52:41, 2017-07-12
RT @LiberalismRules: Trump saying "black lives matter." https://t.co/q9G48J470A 12:53:19, 2017-07-12
RT @BettyBowers: @realDonaldTrump This is hilarious, coming from America's Biggest Gossip, who popularized the "People are Saying" attribut… 12:53:59, 2017-07-12
RT @jamesrbuk: Julian Assange: LOOK AT MEEEE https://t.co/iLXfAlvR4E 12:54:34, 2017-07-12
RT @JordanUhl: But we don’t have money to provide healthcare for the poor.
People are starving.

Schools are underfunded.

Yet, here we ar… 12:56:14, 2017-07-12
@enigmaticpapi YAS please https://t.co/WUpmNq3Yfv in reply to enigmaticpapi 13:04:10, 2017-07-12
@enigmaticpapi Cuddles instead? in reply to enigmaticpapi 13:55:45, 2017-07-12
@enigmaticpapi https://t.co/C8H4UbYaMo in reply to enigmaticpapi 14:18:04, 2017-07-12
RT @Nnedi: Wow, these people have even removed my NAME from my novel's cover in the tweet. Woooooooow, mschew. 😒. They don't even know det… 14:18:47, 2017-07-12
Food & Writing & Food & Writing & PT & Food & Writing & Food https://t.co/Aibc21vlYB https://t.co/fh3XXbiM1P 15:32:26, 2017-07-12
@11DanTheMan11 Always been my life philosophy. Too many people stay stuck, never see other cities, neighborhoods, o… https://t.co/BDfhZWutVP in reply to 11DanTheMan11 16:53:11, 2017-07-12

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moocowinthecity 2017-07-12 No Comments

Daily Tweet Digest https://t.co/UzYdJlaiJw 00:29:42, 2017-07-11
Neurological/Rheumatological Fuckery https://t.co/00mFo4n9l6 05:17:32, 2017-07-11
RT @prattprattpratt: The Fonz has never looked cooler! Great fish! Now that jurassic is wrapped you can cash me ousside (fishin) https://t.… 06:46:32, 2017-07-11
@mattkayd @ManyVids #omg #YasPlease #NotThatIdEverStealFromTheLockerroom #TotallyStoleFromTheLockerroom #ThisIsSafer #KeyholderServiceNext? in reply to mattkayd 07:00:55, 2017-07-11
RT @NJRUA: https://t.co/2jquwLJ6r8 07:01:48, 2017-07-11
RT @sarahkendzior: Wait…is he admitting he gave our country away? https://t.co/rapG3pk1es 07:02:24, 2017-07-11
RT @devolve: https://t.co/7Q4kuvOLxq 07:02:45, 2017-07-11
@mattkayd #WorldsMostCuddleableChest #LookHowComfyYouLook 🙂 in reply to mattkayd 07:25:41, 2017-07-11
RT @katie_martin_fx: Sure. https://t.co/ybbKdhJFsM 07:26:00, 2017-07-11
@MasterTomTheDom Real subs, they just need education (it's the non-con. part that's not okay). Usually done to push… https://t.co/FjRznfPzWF in reply to MasterTomTheDom 07:29:19, 2017-07-11
Legs are barely working. Jaw is also barely working. Maybe Neurologist visit tomorrow… 07:31:03, 2017-07-11
RT @RedCarpetRachel: So you admit you went. It is ILLEGAL to get oppo research from a foreign country. You committed treason. https://t.co/… 13:12:03, 2017-07-11
Gave blood to the vampires, picked up mail, shot over resume to a few places, dealt w/ clinical internship for Fall & Spring Sem. Naptime 😴 17:25:27, 2017-07-11
@laurabean715 Wait – where are you working now? in reply to laurabean715 17:26:19, 2017-07-11
@11DanTheMan11 Get. In. Line. https://t.co/RykEpOqfEe in reply to 11DanTheMan11 17:28:08, 2017-07-11
@laurabean715 LOL in reply to laurabean715 17:31:51, 2017-07-11
RT @matthewamiller: The fact that Kushner will show up at the WH w/ his job & security clearance intact tomorrow given what we know is an u… 20:14:15, 2017-07-11
RT @matthewjdowd: Lets be clear, the only reason so far there has been any transparency and accountability by WH is because of free press. 20:16:08, 2017-07-11
@enigmaticpapi Hey 🙂 in reply to enigmaticpapi 22:16:40, 2017-07-11
RT @amys_truck: Food truck Tuesday 5-8 @larkinsquare check out @flyingbison & @BuffaloDistill too! See you soon! @WutsUpBuffalo @WGOINBuffa… 22:17:42, 2017-07-11

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moocowinthecity 2017-07-11 No Comments

Daily Tweet Digest https://t.co/F7ELx9tAwF 00:28:53, 2017-07-10
@mattkayd #DED #DatStubbleDoe #DemPitsToo #MakingGayBoysFaint #AlphaAF… https://t.co/xv6IdDpTvj in reply to mattkayd 04:58:30, 2017-07-10
@laurabean715 Kick. Him. In. The. Nuts. in reply to laurabean715 04:59:19, 2017-07-10
RT @danwlin: TRUMP: Did you interfere?
PUTIN: No
T: Time to move forward

TRUMP: Were you born in US?
OBAMA: Yes
T: This requires five year… 05:00:05, 2017-07-10
RT @YerrikTRB: [beta testing West of Loathing like] @puzzletheory @asym https://t.co/TySEaR3UgA 05:01:17, 2017-07-10
RT @VicenteFoxQue: .@realDonaldTrump a G20 summit isn't a "bring your child to work and let her attend high level meetings" day. 11:26:54, 2017-07-10
RT @AmandaOcasio1: **PULLED FROM THE FACEBOOKS** I wish Andy Borowitz would return to the twitters…because #THIS https://t.co/XqDMc95Ywk 11:27:43, 2017-07-10
@BrianWithCheese @meakoopa "…and has requested to download your 3D image file into the holodeck…don't know what *THAT'S* about…" in reply to BrianWithCheese 11:29:49, 2017-07-10
@SAKAfxkhrd …they don't live under the sea… in reply to SAKAfxkhrd 11:30:46, 2017-07-10
@meakoopa Also she didn't have her coffee yet #ICanRelate #IWouldDoTheSame #CoffeeOrSelfDestruct in reply to meakoopa 11:32:55, 2017-07-10
@AmandaOcasio1 Yeah – but they dicked over most of the artists. in reply to AmandaOcasio1 15:18:56, 2017-07-10
@AmandaOcasio1 https://t.co/rXRBSlZK6c in reply to nomadmatan 15:19:34, 2017-07-10
Getting ready to start the day and can barely walk #OkayBodySoItsGunnaBeOneOfThoseDaysThen… 15:27:41, 2017-07-10
RT @DavidLesch: #Asian discrimination. #Racism. Strong article. https://t.co/WvumarMr4c 15:30:47, 2017-07-10
RT @kylegriffin1: Per pool, the presidential motorcade has departed the White House for an unknown destination. Noticed USSS agents in casu… 15:31:09, 2017-07-10
The real struggle, of course, is getting pants on #DisabilityLife 15:32:02, 2017-07-10
@11DanTheMan11 Well pants in general. I think necessity will mean I'm wearing gym shorts today. in reply to 11DanTheMan11 15:42:29, 2017-07-10
Okay had therapy. Now waiting for my drink at sbux, then heading to the dept. lounge to write (finish, please dear… https://t.co/lElGtSvO2h 20:11:14, 2017-07-10
My faithful totebag that Carina got me for my birthday when I visited Vienna! Keeping me company… https://t.co/1My8zHYXni 22:07:11, 2017-07-10

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moocowinthecity 2017-07-10 No Comments

Daily Tweet Digest https://t.co/e8D1t1zubz 00:32:50, 2017-07-09
RT @InsidersABC: What did we learn about @realDonaldTrump at this #G20? @CUhlmann explains. #Insiders https://t.co/TGOXdiFWhB 05:03:44, 2017-07-09
RT @Kevin_Raposo: Hey guys, it's sunday. Go outside. 15:59:16, 2017-07-09

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moocowinthecity 2017-07-09 No Comments

Daily Tweet Digest https://t.co/a49vKGhWcq 00:34:44, 2017-07-08
She wouldn't stop chirping until I massaged her #cat #cats #tortoiseshell #tortitude… https://t.co/ss7cgBfd02 05:43:27, 2017-07-08
RT @JSchrinerBriggs: Damn I really slept in, woke up and Ivanka was President.
How many people had to die for the order of succession to… 21:24:15, 2017-07-08

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moocowinthecity 2017-07-08 No Comments

Daily Tweet Digest https://t.co/4BOnmXgi5Y 00:28:47, 2017-07-07
RT @fakedansavage: There was no vote, @Variety. The LGBT community didn't call a meeting and unanimously pass a resolution. https://t.co/iU… 02:33:42, 2017-07-07
@Sangrebloom @fakedansavage @Variety Don't act like you didn't get the fridge magnet with this years meeting dates #AlsoHaveAnEvite in reply to Sangrebloom 02:34:33, 2017-07-07
RT @ScottyRad: @fakedansavage @Variety As a full-time Gay, I promise you I don’t care that Garfield said this. 02:34:51, 2017-07-07
@ScottyRad @fakedansavage @Variety Also a full time gay, also don't care. in reply to ScottyRad 02:35:13, 2017-07-07
RT @LA_Denizen: @fakedansavage @Variety I callled for one, no one showed up. 02:36:01, 2017-07-07
@LA_Denizen @fakedansavage @Variety To be fair you called for it on Sunday #ThatsWhenWeHaveBrunch #CantMimosaAndVote in reply to LA_Denizen 02:36:31, 2017-07-07
@11DanTheMan11 That's a decision you'll have to make, but it has its consequences (good, bad, and neutral) in reply to 11DanTheMan11 02:37:43, 2017-07-07
RT @TheRock: I attended multiple high schools in 4yrs. Hawaii, Nashville and Pennsylvania. Everyone thought I was an undercover narc. True… 02:38:37, 2017-07-07
@Sangrebloom @fakedansavage @Variety We spend a whopping .50cents a magnet, and this is the thanks we get, relegate… https://t.co/ppc1ox7hGC in reply to Sangrebloom 02:54:17, 2017-07-07
@LA_Denizen @fakedansavage @Variety We forgive you #TheBrunchCrowdIsaJudgeyYetForgiveyCrowd in reply to LA_Denizen 02:54:56, 2017-07-07
RT @VancityReynolds: We should photoshop me over his yearbook picture next. #DontMessWithGabi https://t.co/o0qFBXvSNi 05:07:31, 2017-07-07
RT @derekboltxxx: As @billmaher said "Rick Perry: not quite as smart as a starfish". Also "evangelical Texas shitkicker with limited intell… 13:08:22, 2017-07-07
(Not Quite) Back to Square One https://t.co/OMza8iFR9V 14:09:15, 2017-07-07
RT @meakoopa: how many times do Americans have to "accidentally" share Nazi memes before we wake up to them just being fucking Nazis 21:58:42, 2017-07-07

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moocowinthecity 2017-07-07 No Comments

Daily Tweet Digest https://t.co/2QojKcVu1t 00:30:11, 2017-07-06
@AmandaOcasio1 I mean, yeah, I make wicked good pasta 🍝 but I mean it's not really something most folks tweet about, but okay… in reply to AmandaOcasio1 02:10:27, 2017-07-06
@SAKAfxkhrd @StarTrek is always the answer in reply to SAKAfxkhrd 02:11:07, 2017-07-06
RT @Wokieleaksalt: People paid to write about politics can't comprehend that people with other jobs might not want their beliefs known to t… 02:11:58, 2017-07-06
@AmandaOcasio1 Go where you need to go! Unless it's to a Mexican store without me, @Imjustajew, because there are o… https://t.co/89zVPfIV1H in reply to AmandaOcasio1 02:15:08, 2017-07-06
@AmandaOcasio1 @Imjustajew No, no, it's fine. I'll deal with my inauthentic storebrand whatever… in reply to nomadmatan 02:16:03, 2017-07-06
@AmandaOcasio1 @Imjustajew *blinks* in reply to AmandaOcasio1 02:16:46, 2017-07-06
@AmandaOcasio1 @Imjustajew Well the easiest way is to ask, but I'm a fat vegetarian so EVERYTHING just no meat. So… https://t.co/F8GFwexXjB in reply to AmandaOcasio1 02:17:55, 2017-07-06
RT @AmandaOcasio1: @nomadmatan @Imjustajew The Jewish guilt! I AM impressed 😉 02:18:04, 2017-07-06
@Imjustajew @AmandaOcasio1 Your shields are no match for my Jewish Photon Torpedos. in reply to Imjustajew 02:18:27, 2017-07-06
@Imjustajew @AmandaOcasio1 Oh, well excuse me: fucking. everything. because. I. am. a. fat. kid. The only exception… https://t.co/hOjiTcevAD in reply to Imjustajew 02:19:44, 2017-07-06
@Imjustajew @AmandaOcasio1 Data can be assimilated! The borg queen had the hots for his motherboard. in reply to Imjustajew 02:22:04, 2017-07-06
@SAKAfxkhrd I have a funny army story about that, BTW. in reply to SAKAfxkhrd 02:22:58, 2017-07-06
@AmandaOcasio1 @Imjustajew Don't worry. I'm sure as his wife you come in at least fifth or sixth… in reply to AmandaOcasio1 02:23:54, 2017-07-06
@Imjustajew @AmandaOcasio1 And a very nice attempt at a save by @Imjustajew. 9.5, 9, 8.3, 5 from Russia, 8 in reply to Imjustajew 02:25:16, 2017-07-06
@SAKAfxkhrd Okay so in the IDF I had a friend who didn't always believe me about my American culture or growing up in the states. in reply to SAKAfxkhrd 02:26:03, 2017-07-06
@SAKAfxkhrd So one weekI be we're having an army buddy sleep over at her house and watching Real Housewives. in reply to nomadmatan 02:26:46, 2017-07-06
@SAKAfxkhrd Weeks earlier having gotten a very early phone call I was like "okay, so where I grew up you never call… https://t.co/nYBXlaBI30 in reply to nomadmatan 02:28:19, 2017-07-06
@SAKAfxkhrd There was, suffice it to say, a hefty amount of doubt, bordering on calling me a bullshitter. in reply to nomadmatan 02:28:53, 2017-07-06
@SAKAfxkhrd So we decide to watch Desperate Housewives and have a marathon. in reply to nomadmatan 02:29:21, 2017-07-06
@SAKAfxkhrd In one episode, I think it was Bree was staring at a wall clock and my friend was like "WTF is she doin… https://t.co/MofboxHDFN in reply to nomadmatan 02:30:52, 2017-07-06
@SAKAfxkhrd And LO AND BEHOLD as soon as the clock struck 9, Bree picked up the phone and dialed in reply to nomadmatan 02:31:21, 2017-07-06
@SAKAfxkhrd And I was like "BECAUSE YOU DON'T CALL BERORE 9AM!" #Vindicated #IHadCakeToCelebrate #AlsoBecauseImAFatKid in reply to nomadmatan 02:32:19, 2017-07-06
@AmandaOcasio1 @Imjustajew Love you too xoxo 😘 in reply to AmandaOcasio1 02:32:49, 2017-07-06
@SAKAfxkhrd Not real housewives. Desperate Housewives. Man I need coffee. Or covfefe… in reply to nomadmatan 02:35:44, 2017-07-06
@Imjustajew @AmandaOcasio1 Why not both? https://t.co/5mKl0Orex8 in reply to Imjustajew 02:37:11, 2017-07-06
Back on the Wagon https://t.co/Jhmz1TpnUM https://t.co/3JzIRLG8sT 05:27:27, 2017-07-06
RT @brianklaas: A few days after Trump posted the violent CNN meme and Neo-Nazis are already threatening to hunt down the children of CNN j… 18:51:25, 2017-07-06
RT @waltshaub: https://t.co/x9TsOKABZ7 18:53:00, 2017-07-06

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moocowinthecity 2017-07-06 No Comments

Daily Tweet Digest https://t.co/cYySNTff03 00:29:44, 2017-07-05
OMFG YOU GUYS @asym is releasing a new game! I *may* lose my shit *flaps hands up and down* omg omg omg omg omg omg https://t.co/fAw95LnTHb 04:15:56, 2017-07-05
Currently Playing: #KingdomOfLoathing #KoL…also eating #snacks…because my brain is done for the day. 04:28:12, 2017-07-05
RT @NPR: it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, 12:14:01, 2017-07-05
RT @SethAMandel: No, you got me. I gave Shakespeare a pass. https://t.co/ndnT5sB5x0 13:19:43, 2017-07-05
Do it! @asym is working on a new game and it can't get here soon enough! https://t.co/Vi46HaxdJF 17:51:02, 2017-07-05
Check out my Triumph at https://t.co/VJqaNlrCPe #PlanetOfTriumphs #Sweepstakes 19:53:39, 2017-07-05
I'm feeling athletic. PT this morning, then the gym, and soon Weight Watchers https://t.co/n3aAp4Zpzj #imood 20:15:04, 2017-07-05
For Science! https://t.co/k4P2VlMhvC 21:38:42, 2017-07-05
RT @asym: We're recording a new KoL podcast tonight! Got West of Loathing questions? Other questions? Comments? Ask 'em! https://t.co/o… 22:28:08, 2017-07-05