Subject: I couldn’t have been more pleased
Date: Saturday 7/16/05 6:48:00 PM
Tags: fandom: harry potter,fandom: summits,reading: harry potter
I just read Harry Potter Book 6 from 6:00am to
6:30PM…I could not be more pleased with the
ending; I could not be more pleased with the
metaphyiscal implications of the ending; and expect
book 7 predictions tonight after dinner.
LJ-Cut: spoiler
Dumbledore, Presente!
Subject: And he’s off…
Date: Friday 7/15/05 5:56:00 PM
Mood: ecstatic
Tags: travels: canada,travels: montreal
at 5:00ish AM tomorrow morning I’ll be reading Harry Potter Book 7 in Montreal, Canada with tartanboxers and ladymaidmarian…Leaving for the train station now.
Shalom Alechem,
~ me
Subject: And he’s off…
Date: Friday 7/15/05 5:56:00 PM
Mood: ecstatic
Tags: travels: canada,travels: montreal
at 5:00ish AM tomorrow morning I’ll be reading Harry Potter Book 7 in Montreal, Canada with tartanboxers and ladymaidmarian…Leaving for the train station now.
Shalom Alechem,
~ me
Subject: Thanks Dad! love ya lots! (or next time, go starve you smelly ass weasel)
Date: Thursday 7/14/05 7:36:00 PM
Mood: annoyed though slightly amused
Tags: blog: edit me, true life: family is crazy
So I go into the office (our house has an office in it), after checking on Mom who has a headache, with a very open ended question: “hey Dad, what do you want to do for dinner” the response could have been “hey Matt, please make that indian dish you do so well” or “Matt, could you please cook me some potted chicken” or “Matt, how about some penne ala vodka, you have a recipe for that, right?” – I’m a fantastic cook…but no, his response was:
I ATE, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO SPEND MONEY ROAR, BLAH BLAH BLAH, YELL YELL YELL
Holy Crap dude, last time I *ever* ask if you want something to eat, I wasn’t actually planning on going out again today ’cause I had a long day and traffic was a bitch…but thanks, I’ll save that verbal abuse for later if I run out.
Go fuck yourself.
(EDIT: Oh yeah, and we’re not talking frozen stuff…oh no, I learned how to cook the proper way, like the way my Great Grandmother did back in the old country…yeah, that’s right…awesome homemade food, from SCRATCH…)
Subject: Thanks Dad! love ya lots! (or next time, go starve you smelly ass weasel)
Date: Thursday 7/14/05 7:36:00 PM
Mood: annoyed though slightly amused
Tags: blog: edit me, true life: family is crazy
So I go into the office (our house has an office in it), after checking on Mom who has a headache, with a very open ended question: “hey Dad, what do you want to do for dinner” the response could have been “hey Matt, please make that indian dish you do so well” or “Matt, could you please cook me some potted chicken” or “Matt, how about some penne ala vodka, you have a recipe for that, right?” – I’m a fantastic cook…but no, his response was:
I ATE, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO SPEND MONEY ROAR, BLAH BLAH BLAH, YELL YELL YELL
Holy Crap dude, last time I *ever* ask if you want something to eat, I wasn’t actually planning on going out again today ’cause I had a long day and traffic was a bitch…but thanks, I’ll save that verbal abuse for later if I run out.
Go fuck yourself.
(EDIT: Oh yeah, and we’re not talking frozen stuff…oh no, I learned how to cook the proper way, like the way my Great Grandmother did back in the old country…yeah, that’s right…awesome homemade food, from SCRATCH…)
Subject: Okay, supreme post of importance…
Date: Wednesday 7/13/05 5:41:00 PM
Mood: thirsty
I’m not going to be as nice as
If you give me/show me any spoilers for Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince I will rip off your balls with one hand while removing your heart with the other (simultaenously), I’ll then feed both to you, and kick you off a cliff into the waiting mouth of the Loch Ness Monster (I hear Nessie’s hungry).
If, however, you’re taller than 5’5″ and weigh more than 100lbs, I’m just going to kick you in the shin and be done with it. I’ve learned my lesson for trying to beat up people who are bigger than me…mostly…sort of.
But if you’re NOT…beware…Nessie wants food!
~ me
Subject: Okay, supreme post of importance…
Date: Wednesday 7/13/05 5:41:00 PM
Mood: thirsty
I’m not going to be as nice as
If you give me/show me any spoilers for Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince I will rip off your balls with one hand while removing your heart with the other (simultaenously), I’ll then feed both to you, and kick you off a cliff into the waiting mouth of the Loch Ness Monster (I hear Nessie’s hungry).
If, however, you’re taller than 5’5″ and weigh more than 100lbs, I’m just going to kick you in the shin and be done with it. I’ve learned my lesson for trying to beat up people who are bigger than me…mostly…sort of.
But if you’re NOT…beware…Nessie wants food!
~ me
Subject: I’m about to go pass out…
Date: Monday 6/20/05 11:50:00 PM
Today I:
Rode on an Airplane
Rode in Two Taxi Cabs
One Train
One Monorail
One Mountain Climbing Type Machine (to get up to the main area of where I needed to be)
Two Cars
And was in two different countries…
I am so incredibly tired…
I’m gunna go sleep now XD
G’night
~ me
Subject: I’m about to go pass out…
Date: Monday 6/20/05 11:50:00 PM
Today I:
Rode on an Airplane
Rode in Two Taxi Cabs
One Train
One Monorail
One Mountain Climbing Type Machine (to get up to the main area of where I needed to be)
Two Cars
And was in two different countries…
I am so incredibly tired…
I’m gunna go sleep now XD
G’night
~ me
Subject: “Sir, it seems to me that you’re stuck in a Philadelphia”
Date: Tuesday 6/14/05 9:44:00 PM
Mood: amused
So…I have to say, I’m highly entertained by all this…I knew I was stuck in a Philadelphia since this morning, so why get mad, when you can sit back and enjoy the madness?
What I asked For: Guys
What I Got: Girls who rolled down their window, and quite seriously, wanted my telephone number…I’m flattered…yet slightly disturbed…I think it was their mother driving the car…or else, a hard core smoker who aged quickly.
What I asked For: a Chalupa
What I Got: 6 hard shelled tacos
What I asked For: My Car Report from the Mechanic
What I Got: Someone Elses Car Report (with significantly more damage)…and a Heart Attack
What I Got: A call later in the day saying “your car is all ready for pickup!”
What I asked For: Mature Co-Workers
What I Got: A fart joke/sex joke/genetalia joke every quarter hour, on the quarter hour.
What I Asked For: E-Mail Forwarding
What I Got: Error 505!!!ONE!11!!ELEVEN!1!!1!1!!
What I Asked For: Orange Gatorade (made from real gators, of course)
What I Got: Lemon-Lime Gatorade (made from real gators, of course)
What I Asked For: a Marker
What I Got: a Highlighter
What I Asked For: The Hot Italian Muscle Guy Shirtless
What I Got: The Hot Italian Muscle Guy in a T-Shirt & Wife Beater (Okay, this is a half win, I guess, right?)
What I Asked For: Rain
What I Got: 103f Dry heat
However, my day was awesome…E-mail will be up again shortly (I hope) and all I have to do is ask for the opposite of whatever it is I want, because once again, I’m stuck in a philadelphia…such is life =D
Anyways,
I do have more to post about it, but y’all just have to wait…go outside and play, throw a ball around or something.
~ me
moocowinthecity