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Lunch & …Sex…

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Subject: Lunch & …Sex…

Date: Sunday 9/10/06 2:25:00 AM

Music: Tsst-South Park-South Park, Season 10

So Jordan walks into the office today (wearing an almost matching shirt to the one I had on, we were both wearing blue and white baseball shirts…his said ‘Cubs’ on it, mine said ‘Uke’…) and he goes “I brought you lunch” and I was like “oh, cool” (expecting that his Mom made some extra food or something)…dude, he stopped and picked up three trays of Sushi (!) and a loaf of Challah (the combination of the two actually makes a traditional Jewish meal…) which made me SO happy (and of course allowed me to forgive him for coming in like, two hours after I did after he made such a big deal the night before, telling everyone he was going ‘to be in the office all day’).

In current news, however, the downstairs neighbors are currently having sex…I feel bad for them though, whenever they have sex, it lasts them like…ten minutes…with the right guy (and lube), I can go for at least an hour. Which means (mathematically speaking) for them to make up for the noise that I make during intercourse (providing there’s some kind of sex-noise-karma), they have to have sex six times, to my one.

fun fact.

Okay, bed time now…for real, I hear my Pajamas & Stuffed Animals calling.

G’night.

open pasture

Lunch & …Sex…

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Subject: Lunch & …Sex…

Date: Sunday 9/10/06 2:25:00 AM

Music: Tsst-South Park-South Park, Season 10

So Jordan walks into the office today (wearing an almost matching shirt to the one I had on, we were both wearing blue and white baseball shirts…his said ‘Cubs’ on it, mine said ‘Uke’…) and he goes “I brought you lunch” and I was like “oh, cool” (expecting that his Mom made some extra food or something)…dude, he stopped and picked up three trays of Sushi (!) and a loaf of Challah (the combination of the two actually makes a traditional Jewish meal…) which made me SO happy (and of course allowed me to forgive him for coming in like, two hours after I did after he made such a big deal the night before, telling everyone he was going ‘to be in the office all day’).

In current news, however, the downstairs neighbors are currently having sex…I feel bad for them though, whenever they have sex, it lasts them like…ten minutes…with the right guy (and lube), I can go for at least an hour. Which means (mathematically speaking) for them to make up for the noise that I make during intercourse (providing there’s some kind of sex-noise-karma), they have to have sex six times, to my one.

fun fact.

Okay, bed time now…for real, I hear my Pajamas & Stuffed Animals calling.

G’night.

open pasture

Today’s To Do List

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Subject: Today’s To Do List

Date: Thursday 9/7/06 12:41:00 PM

Edited To Do List

1) Second Bout of Laundry

2) Mail out wedding photo CD to irenefinlay @ UB Bookstore Post Office (begone lines of freshman, begone hordes of students!)

3) Finish Pagan Ministries stuff (finally!)

4) Find Dave’s contact information; get in touch with him/write calendar for this coming year/figure out all event dates and map them in conjunction with UB dates, get into contact with Christie and Candie to figure out when we can meet with CMA/get letter from Anthro. Dept., et.al.

5) Meeting at 11:30AM with Jordan @ Hillel

6) Deposit checks today so I can eat/pay steviemagazine $15.00

7) Change Telephone Number (I’ll update everyone with it as soon as I have it)

8) Do the readings for Class at 3:30PM (Sociolinguistics)

9) Book flight to NYC for Thanksgiving (for those new to my friends list, anyone who doesn’t have a place to go on thanksgiving is always welcome at my parents house…you think I’m kidding…I’m not, my mom gets upset if there’s a crowd of less than 35 people…she prefers her numbers in the 40+ range. You just need to let me know if you want to come and if you’ll need a square of bed/couch or carpet)

10) Arabic Class

And from The Amherst Bee Police Blotter #54

A French Road resident reported a larceny when the

snakes she ordered online never arrived.

Dude, they didn’t get there because they were on the motherfucking plane…boy some people are pushy.

Okay, back to bed for a bit…then awake.

Peace.

open pasture

Today’s To Do List

moocowinthecity No Comments

Subject: Today’s To Do List

Date: Thursday 9/7/06 12:41:00 PM

Edited To Do List

1) Second Bout of Laundry

2) Mail out wedding photo CD to irenefinlay @ UB Bookstore Post Office (begone lines of freshman, begone hordes of students!)

3) Finish Pagan Ministries stuff (finally!)

4) Find Dave’s contact information; get in touch with him/write calendar for this coming year/figure out all event dates and map them in conjunction with UB dates, get into contact with Christie and Candie to figure out when we can meet with CMA/get letter from Anthro. Dept., et.al.

5) Meeting at 11:30AM with Jordan @ Hillel

6) Deposit checks today so I can eat/pay steviemagazine $15.00

7) Change Telephone Number (I’ll update everyone with it as soon as I have it)

8) Do the readings for Class at 3:30PM (Sociolinguistics)

9) Book flight to NYC for Thanksgiving (for those new to my friends list, anyone who doesn’t have a place to go on thanksgiving is always welcome at my parents house…you think I’m kidding…I’m not, my mom gets upset if there’s a crowd of less than 35 people…she prefers her numbers in the 40+ range. You just need to let me know if you want to come and if you’ll need a square of bed/couch or carpet)

10) Arabic Class

And from The Amherst Bee Police Blotter #54

A French Road resident reported a larceny when the

snakes she ordered online never arrived.

Dude, they didn’t get there because they were on the motherfucking plane…boy some people are pushy.

Okay, back to bed for a bit…then awake.

Peace.

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