Updatey Goodness

Colonel Pickering: Are you a man of good character where women are concerned?
Professor Higgins: Have you ever met a man of good character where women are concerned?

So the Linguistics hoodies came in the other day.

They’re wonderful, and amazing, and embroidered, and just fantastic. I need to get frat letters for the back of mine. The letters are Iota Rho Alpha, representing the co-ed Linguistics Frat that we invented like, three weeks ago on a whim…our rival frat – which doesn’t exist yet – is Alpha Phi Alpha…and if you find yourself laughing at this, you’re a Linguistics geek too. If you don’t get it, don’t bother, it’s really not worth the time on your end to investigate it, though I’ll be more than happy to explain it to you ad nauseam if you want.

Itai (nir1), look for yours in the mail soon, I ordered one for you as a thank you for putting up with my constant barrage of Aliyah questions and as a pre-thank you for eventually putting up with my geeking this Summer…that and the fact that you mention how cold it gets (it’s all relative), so I figured a real Buffalo made hoodie will do you some good.

I’m going to the post office on Friday.

Speaking of, Carrie (carrie01) if you email me your address one last time I can get what I have to send you out. I’m doing everything in one shipment, and Poppy look for some Mac & Cheese in Ireland soon as well…I have your address in Eire.

Course-wise I’m doing fine. I say fine, not wonderful, because I’ve been getting B’s and I haven’t had the opportunity to raise them to A’s yet…and if I were getting A’s I’d still be miserable because our school doesn’t give out A+’s so I never know if it’s really an A or if I could have done better in theory and raised it to an A+ because, at the end of the day, I’m a masochist. I told my mom I got a B+ on one of my exams and she goes “are you happy” and I was like “No! It’s a B+” what kind of question is that!? Even if I get beyond a 100 on an exam, there’s something I don’t know or maybe got on a chance or a whim.

Academics is a full contact sport. There’s only so many grants, so many fellowships, so many opportunities.

After Today (Thursday) I’m officially on Spring Break and asides from the Anime North/Yaoi North staff meeting on Sunday and the two professional exams (see the next section of this post) I’m just relaxing in NYC/LI and studying my Arabic Flash cards for the mid-term we have on the Thursday after Spring Break.

The paper on Eminem is getting more and more fleshed out, and I’m finishing the proposal tonight (I’ll post the revision later) to turn into Wölk and Jürgen’s mailboxes on Friday. When I finish the paper, I’m mailing two copies to Marshal Mathers…one will have my autograph on it (for him) and one will be asking for his autograph (SASE included, of course).

Of course, he could tell me to go fuck myself and much like the rejection letter that I want from Harvard, I’d frame that letter too…speaking of, I need the Harvard Grad school application when their new one’s come out. It’s been my aspiration for a while, to have a rejection letter from Harvard hung on my office wall right next to my future nobel prize and a picture of me with the Yankees all standing next to me after I throw out the first pitch on the mound. The beauty of it is, that if I apply, they sort of have to send me a rejection letter, unless of course they sent me an acceptance letter as a rejection of my request for a rejection letter, in which case Harvard and I would be in a fight.

I have three classes next semester, one possible TAship and then I’m outtie. Sort of freaky, also sort of awesome.

So Dad and I May Be Members of the Same Gun Club…

So I’ve been meaning to take the 45 hour handgun course for a while now. I haven’t gone to a range to shoot since I was 16 and I’ve been meaning to brush up and Dad’s also wanted to take the 45 hour course, so we might do it together this Summer which would be cool. Sort of a father and son bonding session over the smell of gunpowder in an underground shooting hole, firing at targets representing the human form…it’s the stuff Hallmark Cards are made of “(Dad, thank you for taking the time to remind me, again, to put the safety on…Happy Fathers Day…”).

Speaking of, I’m sitting for the P.I. Exam this Tuesday as well as the Notary Exam…wish me luck on either or both or, if you’re feeling contrary, neither.

Personal Trainers & Health Update

So I went for the second of three shots in the Hepatitis B Vaccine Regimen (and I get to repeat this experience with the Hepatitis A Vaccine next) the other day, when I was on Long Island which is good. One more shot to go. The next shot date is in Five Months and then I’m vaccinated, my appointment is in July. The shots don’t bother me, I have two tattoos, what bothers me is how tired I feel after them (despite my recent relapse into insomnia).

I have to make an appointment to see my Doctor again over Spring Break though, so I can get a physical, a thyroid test, a thyroid uptake test, a glucose test, and the gamut of tests that I should get due to family history. I’m not actually worried about anything, but part of the defense to a future problem is knowing at what points you’ve been okay at and at what points problems started to occur.

I’m really looking to find a new personal trainer, I really don’t like the one my parents use, I don’t think he works me out hard enough, he talks too much and he’s unprofessional.

I emailed CT (the G.I. from my Arabic Class) to see what his rates are since he’s also a trainer (and, for all I know he might do it for free or for barter). If my parent’s join the new gym by our house though, I can probably get a summer membership through our health insurance for July which would be nice.

However, I have been making positive steps weight wise/health wise. I’ve been keeping a daily food journal, and keeping my calories at or below 1,600 and I’m making positive steps nutrition wise…it’s not a diet, it’s a lifestyle change, it’s not a diet, it’s a lifestyle change, it’s not a diet, it’s a lifestyle change…lather, rinse, repeat.

The UJA

So despite giving me a hard time on a regular basis, my father does a lot of great work and donates a lot of his time, money, and services to people in need. He’s in the process of starting a project to build and provide free of charge, rehabilitation housing and a complex to take care of Vets who need rehab after they come back from combat, where they can get physical therapy in a comfortable setting, in houses that are built for disabilities and where their families can join them through the process. He’s already got a donation for the land from LIBI. For his hard work, the UJA is honoring my Father at a black-tie dinner. When the UJA heard from my parents that I was making Aliyah they wanted to meet with me; when they heard I was coming into NYC for a few days on short notice, they cancelled their schedules, moved things around and met with me, answered questions, and gave me a tour of their facilities.

So I went to meet with them, and they were absolutely wonderful, They’ve already found me a program that they run in Israel to train people as Emergency Medical Interpreters, found me an Ulpan for July in NYC at Columbia and one in Haifa that they highly recommend. They were just beyond helpful. I may be taking them up on an Internship for the month that I’ll be home this Summer. The only problem with the dinner honoring my Father is that it’s on a Thursday…and I know that I can miss Jürgen’s class (he may do cartwheels if I’m not there, I bust his balls weekly and I’m the only one who talks in his class, interrupting his muppet monologue) and Prof. Roustum wouldn’t have an issue with it, so I’d have to high tail it to the airport, changing into a Tux on the way, and landing in NYC on Time…we’ll see what I can swing.

“The tavern owner loves a drunkard, but not for a son in law” – Jewish Proverb/Aliyah Question Time!

So I’m filling out my paperwork for the The Jewish Agency so they can open my Tik, in preparation to turn in after my trip in June (I prepare my paperwork in advance, so that way it’s out of my way and I don’t have to worry about it), and it asks about alcohol, under the same question as illegal drugs and addictive medications. Is the question “have I ever had any?” Or does this mean, that I’ve had alcohol in a manner that would put me on the brink of becoming a member of Alcoholic’s Anonymous. Do they really care that I had a couple of drinks, at the club, like, six months ago? I won’t be dishonest, I’m just really looking to answer what they’re actually trying to ask.

Time to get ready for the last day of classes before Spring Break!

That means Shower, More Coffee, Breakfast, Clothes…all that fun stuff.

Peace!

About to Pass out…but first, mid term grades:

Grades in Sound Structure of English:
Quiz Grade: B+
Homework Grade: A-
Portfolio Grade (Won’t know until end of semester)

Grades in Structure of English Grammar:
None yet, except for the first quiz, which was an uptake quiz and doesn’t really count…our mid term is this week (Thursday)…I’m a little worried about it, I have this nightmare that I go in to take the exam and he says “Okay, now everyone grab three crayons – color choices count! – and draw what you think grammar means to you!” – no seriously, these are my night mares…oh, and the one where it’s storming in Florida and I can’t get the trash out of the trash can to throw outside…I wake up, in a cold sweat, with my heart racing…some people’s nightmares are of monsters, my nightmares are of professors who want me to color inside the lines and trash bags that are too heavy for me to lift.

Sociolinguistics:
Mid Term Grade: B- (I’m not thrilled, I need to bring it up to an A)

Arabic:
Mid term is the Thursday after Spring Break, I believe I’m getting an A

Linguistic Anthropology:
I’m waiting on the first homework grade, we’re going with an A, A- at worst.

Now…it’s time to go to sleep…but first, I leave you with some eye candy to enjoy…SR-71…I remember when I first saw them…and they had to sell their own merchandise.

About to Pass out…but first, mid term grades:

Grades in Sound Structure of English:
Quiz Grade: B+
Homework Grade: A-
Portfolio Grade (Won’t know until end of semester)

Grades in Structure of English Grammar:
None yet, except for the first quiz, which was an uptake quiz and doesn’t really count…our mid term is this week (Thursday)…I’m a little worried about it, I have this nightmare that I go in to take the exam and he says “Okay, now everyone grab three crayons – color choices count! – and draw what you think grammar means to you!” – no seriously, these are my night mares…oh, and the one where it’s storming in Florida and I can’t get the trash out of the trash can to throw outside…I wake up, in a cold sweat, with my heart racing…some people’s nightmares are of monsters, my nightmares are of professors who want me to color inside the lines and trash bags that are too heavy for me to lift.

Sociolinguistics:
Mid Term Grade: B- (I’m not thrilled, I need to bring it up to an A)

Arabic:
Mid term is the Thursday after Spring Break, I believe I’m getting an A

Linguistic Anthropology:
I’m waiting on the first homework grade, we’re going with an A, A- at worst.

Now…it’s time to go to sleep…but first, I leave you with some eye candy to enjoy…SR-71…I remember when I first saw them…and they had to sell their own merchandise.

mnmmSonoritySyllabificationProofs

At some point, I really need to design and have printed those laminated things that you put in your binder, you know the reference sheets you can buy; ’cause I just totally created a proof format for the Sonority Scale in Syllabification…it’s sexy, very sexy…I wonder if the IPA would be keen on letting their chart (Revised to 2005) be used in something like that…hmm…couldn’t hurt to ask.

…and incase you’re wondering what I’m doing up…I had to write out my reasoning for why something was or was not the correct syllabification based on sonority, it was so much easier to create a proof system (like one you use in logic/math) than to write paragraphs on it…as it is, the one page homework assignment is now at four pages…actually I’m making coffee and then finishing up Sonority Proofs…and the water’s done boiling, so I’m off until later, when I’ll have a real update!

mnmmSonoritySyllabificationProofs

At some point, I really need to design and have printed those laminated things that you put in your binder, you know the reference sheets you can buy; ’cause I just totally created a proof format for the Sonority Scale in Syllabification…it’s sexy, very sexy…I wonder if the IPA would be keen on letting their chart (Revised to 2005) be used in something like that…hmm…couldn’t hurt to ask.

…and incase you’re wondering what I’m doing up…I had to write out my reasoning for why something was or was not the correct syllabification based on sonority, it was so much easier to create a proof system (like one you use in logic/math) than to write paragraphs on it…as it is, the one page homework assignment is now at four pages…actually I’m making coffee and then finishing up Sonority Proofs…and the water’s done boiling, so I’m off until later, when I’ll have a real update!

I’m in the Top 10

So UB is having an essay contest called “Skin I’m in”; I didn’t write an essay, I wrote what I wanted to say…and I’ve been picked by the judges to be in the top ten which means that my submission goes to peoples choice voting and it also means that I could have also won first, second, or third place since they don’t tell people who won what yet, they just let you know that you’re in the running and the people’s choice is a second chance to win cash prizes; so my submission:

Because of the skin I’m in.

I am BLACK. I am WHITE. I am a GIRL. I am a BOY. I am STRAIGHT. I am GAY. I am a LESBIAN. I am TRANS. I am BISEXUAL. I am FAT. I am THIN. I am MUSCULAR. I am FOREIGN. I am JEWISH. I am ARAB. I am CHRISTIAN.

Every day we’re under attack because of the skin we’re in.
Our bodies are a battleground.

If I’m THIN I must be ANOREXIC.
If I’m FAT I’m LAZY.
If I’m MUSCULAR I use steroids and I’m a stupid JOCK.
If I’m BLACK I’m a THIEF.
If I’m WHITE I’m PRIVILEGED, have money and don’t have to worry about anything.
If I’m STRAIGHT and a guy, I’m INSENSITIVE and a MISOGYNIST.
If I’m GAY I’m not a real man, I’m a PEDOPHILE who has AIDS.
If I’m a LESBIAN I’m a FEMI-NAZI, equated with misandry and fascism.
If I’m FOREIGN I’m ILLEGAL and taking jobs away from citizens.
If I’m JEWISH I’m CHEAP and a ZIONIST and I hate Arabs.
If I’m an ARAB, I’m a TERRORIST and I hate Jews.
If I’m a CHRISTIAN I’m a RADICAL right winger and I HATE gays.

Every day we’re under attack because of the skin we’re in.
Our bodies are a battleground.

If I’m STRAIGHT I’m a BREEDER.
If I’m GAY I’m a FAG.
If I’m BISEXUAL I’m CONFUSED and I have to pick.
If I’m a LESBIAN I’m a BULLDYKE.

And no matter what my gender and sexual orientation may be I’m told that I only have the capacity to love one person in a lifetime because being polyamorous would really mess up someone else’s inheritance rights.

Every day we’re under attack because of the skin we’re in.
Our bodies are a battleground.

If I’m RICH I’m told that I need to starve myself to be thin and if I’ll pay the right person in cash they can tell me how to do it just right. If I’m POOR I’m offered hope in a Happy Meal and told that ‘healthy food’ is too expensive for me to afford.

Every day we’re under attack because of the skin we’re in.
Our bodies are a battleground.

If I’m a STRAIGHT GUY, the magazines say that I have to be into cars and thin women who I have to treat like they’re my property and pay for them when we go out on dates and I’m made fun of because I couldn’t parent my way out of a wet paper bag and I’m INSENSITIVE and don’t have feelings and I’m totally incapable of showing love.

If I’m a STRAIGHT GIRL the magazines say that I have to be concerned with fashion, with who’s shagging who in Hollywood and I need to concern myself with what’s on television and I shouldn’t worry my pretty little head about things like politics or science because men are just naturally better at it.

If I’m GAY the magazines say that I should live beyond all my means and that Louis Vutton and Armani are the Gods that I should be worshiping and that I have to have a six pack and have a boyfriend by twenty three because you just know that life ends at thirty.

If I’m a LESBIAN then I am under represented in the media as I’m stereotyped as a caricature of a human with my ‘radical’ politics that women are people too, as they cartoon me into demonstrations wearing Birkenstocks.

If I’m TRANS there’s no media that represents me or my interests.

And if I’m BISEXUAL and a GUY then it isn’t real because only GIRLS can be BISEXUAL and two GIRLS making out is hot but two GUYS making out is…gay.

Every day we’re under attack because of the skin we’re in.
Our bodies are a battleground.

If we’re in shape we can always do better because we aren’t allowed to feel comfortable in our bodies. If we’re FAT there’s surgeries and diet pills that can ‘help us’ with that. “First do no harm” is no longer the motto of the profession as we’re told to learn how to be comfortable with our bodies by the same folks that are selling us liposuction and collagen and botox treatments that are a pretty dime a dozen with weekend get-away-surgery-packages and doctors sponsoring diet pills that haven’t been approved by the FDA to do a damn thing so we can go on health cruises and line the doctors pockets with diamonds and as hard as we try to be ‘beautiful’ we can never quite make it…but maybe with one more treatment we can…the definition of insanity: repeating the same action over and over again expecting something to change.

Every day we’re under attack because of the skin we’re in.
Our bodies are a battleground.

If I’m a GUY it doesn’t matter if I’m STRAIGHT or GAY because I can screw as many people as I please and I’ll be COOL and a PLAYER and if I’m a GlRL and do the same thing I’m a SLUT.

Every day we’re under attack because of the skin we’re in.
Our bodies are a battleground.

Our bodies are a battle ground on which the wars of the corporate elite are fought as we’re used as cannon fodder as we turn on ourselves and each other and it’s time to let out a hushed battle cry/quietly now SISTERS and BROTHERS/don’t yell with righteous anger because then we’re EXTREMISTS and we’ll be ignored but it’s time to start being subversive/we cannot allow ourselves to be divided by THESE TITLES that we use to separate ourselves from each other but rather we need to have a united front because we are manifestations of love. We are made up of the same materials that make up stars and the heavens above and we have the power to change the world…quietly now as we learn to actually love ourselves and each other….one by one.

I’m in the Top 10

So UB is having an essay contest called “Skin I’m in”; I didn’t write an essay, I wrote what I wanted to say…and I’ve been picked by the judges to be in the top ten which means that my submission goes to peoples choice voting and it also means that I could have also won first, second, or third place since they don’t tell people who won what yet, they just let you know that you’re in the running and the people’s choice is a second chance to win cash prizes; so my submission:

Because of the skin I’m in.

I am BLACK. I am WHITE. I am a GIRL. I am a BOY. I am STRAIGHT. I am GAY. I am a LESBIAN. I am TRANS. I am BISEXUAL. I am FAT. I am THIN. I am MUSCULAR. I am FOREIGN. I am JEWISH. I am ARAB. I am CHRISTIAN.

Every day we’re under attack because of the skin we’re in.
Our bodies are a battleground.

If I’m THIN I must be ANOREXIC.
If I’m FAT I’m LAZY.
If I’m MUSCULAR I use steroids and I’m a stupid JOCK.
If I’m BLACK I’m a THIEF.
If I’m WHITE I’m PRIVILEGED, have money and don’t have to worry about anything.
If I’m STRAIGHT and a guy, I’m INSENSITIVE and a MISOGYNIST.
If I’m GAY I’m not a real man, I’m a PEDOPHILE who has AIDS.
If I’m a LESBIAN I’m a FEMI-NAZI, equated with misandry and fascism.
If I’m FOREIGN I’m ILLEGAL and taking jobs away from citizens.
If I’m JEWISH I’m CHEAP and a ZIONIST and I hate Arabs.
If I’m an ARAB, I’m a TERRORIST and I hate Jews.
If I’m a CHRISTIAN I’m a RADICAL right winger and I HATE gays.

Every day we’re under attack because of the skin we’re in.
Our bodies are a battleground.

If I’m STRAIGHT I’m a BREEDER.
If I’m GAY I’m a FAG.
If I’m BISEXUAL I’m CONFUSED and I have to pick.
If I’m a LESBIAN I’m a BULLDYKE.

And no matter what my gender and sexual orientation may be I’m told that I only have the capacity to love one person in a lifetime because being polyamorous would really mess up someone else’s inheritance rights.

Every day we’re under attack because of the skin we’re in.
Our bodies are a battleground.

If I’m RICH I’m told that I need to starve myself to be thin and if I’ll pay the right person in cash they can tell me how to do it just right. If I’m POOR I’m offered hope in a Happy Meal and told that ‘healthy food’ is too expensive for me to afford.

Every day we’re under attack because of the skin we’re in.
Our bodies are a battleground.

If I’m a STRAIGHT GUY, the magazines say that I have to be into cars and thin women who I have to treat like they’re my property and pay for them when we go out on dates and I’m made fun of because I couldn’t parent my way out of a wet paper bag and I’m INSENSITIVE and don’t have feelings and I’m totally incapable of showing love.

If I’m a STRAIGHT GIRL the magazines say that I have to be concerned with fashion, with who’s shagging who in Hollywood and I need to concern myself with what’s on television and I shouldn’t worry my pretty little head about things like politics or science because men are just naturally better at it.

If I’m GAY the magazines say that I should live beyond all my means and that Louis Vutton and Armani are the Gods that I should be worshiping and that I have to have a six pack and have a boyfriend by twenty three because you just know that life ends at thirty.

If I’m a LESBIAN then I am under represented in the media as I’m stereotyped as a caricature of a human with my ‘radical’ politics that women are people too, as they cartoon me into demonstrations wearing Birkenstocks.

If I’m TRANS there’s no media that represents me or my interests.

And if I’m BISEXUAL and a GUY then it isn’t real because only GIRLS can be BISEXUAL and two GIRLS making out is hot but two GUYS making out is…gay.

Every day we’re under attack because of the skin we’re in.
Our bodies are a battleground.

If we’re in shape we can always do better because we aren’t allowed to feel comfortable in our bodies. If we’re FAT there’s surgeries and diet pills that can ‘help us’ with that. “First do no harm” is no longer the motto of the profession as we’re told to learn how to be comfortable with our bodies by the same folks that are selling us liposuction and collagen and botox treatments that are a pretty dime a dozen with weekend get-away-surgery-packages and doctors sponsoring diet pills that haven’t been approved by the FDA to do a damn thing so we can go on health cruises and line the doctors pockets with diamonds and as hard as we try to be ‘beautiful’ we can never quite make it…but maybe with one more treatment we can…the definition of insanity: repeating the same action over and over again expecting something to change.

Every day we’re under attack because of the skin we’re in.
Our bodies are a battleground.

If I’m a GUY it doesn’t matter if I’m STRAIGHT or GAY because I can screw as many people as I please and I’ll be COOL and a PLAYER and if I’m a GlRL and do the same thing I’m a SLUT.

Every day we’re under attack because of the skin we’re in.
Our bodies are a battleground.

Our bodies are a battle ground on which the wars of the corporate elite are fought as we’re used as cannon fodder as we turn on ourselves and each other and it’s time to let out a hushed battle cry/quietly now SISTERS and BROTHERS/don’t yell with righteous anger because then we’re EXTREMISTS and we’ll be ignored but it’s time to start being subversive/we cannot allow ourselves to be divided by THESE TITLES that we use to separate ourselves from each other but rather we need to have a united front because we are manifestations of love. We are made up of the same materials that make up stars and the heavens above and we have the power to change the world…quietly now as we learn to actually love ourselves and each other….one by one.

Okay,

So Vitaly and I have been fighting with each other about Harry Potter for nearly a month. Vitaly is originally from Russia. I want to attack his office door with a giant harry potter cut out, and in the speech bubble I’m making for the cut out, have it say “I’m coming to get you Vitaly!”

How do you say that in Russian!?

You get a cookie if you can tell me how.

Okay, bed time.

 

Answer: “Я пришел достать тебя, Виталий!”

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Okay,

So Vitaly and I have been fighting with each other about Harry Potter for nearly a month. Vitaly is originally from Russia. I want to attack his office door with a giant harry potter cut out, and in the speech bubble I’m making for the cut out, have it say “I’m coming to get you Vitaly!”

How do you say that in Russian!?

You get a cookie if you can tell me how.

Okay, bed time.

Answer: “Я пришел достать тебя, Виталий!”

Interview from katancelt

1. What’s your relationship with Judaism like? Specifically, what’s made you identify as a Conservative Jew?

Wow, we’re asking about all the stuff I normally avoid writing about, aren’t we Kat? Okay, this may sound preach-y, flakey, and it’s going to be long…deal, or skip past this question [/end religious disclaimer/warning]

Anyways, as to part one of your question: my relationship with Judaism is a close one; I see the work of God all around me every day, from the grass sprouting up out of the snow to the inner strength of a child walking down High Street, alone, finding his way home steering clear of all the paths that could lead to his destruction. I see God in the eyes of the survivors who are now leaving us like sands in the wind and I weep when I read their stories or see statutes in honor of those who are Righteous Among the Nations, because they helped my people in times of need and have strength and courage that is unimaginable. When I begin to complain to myself of the cold as I walk to school in the morning, I chastise myself and imagine if I were at Auschwitz how cold I would feel and then thank God for allowing me a comfortable life and I do the same if the delivery place is closed, at least I have food to eat. I feel God in the arms of the men that I’ve dated when I would lay on their chest at night and hear their heart beat and I’d feel safe both in their arms and within his presence. I weep when I read the psalms and my body shakes on the High Holy Days as I tremble in awe, not in fear, as I stand before the lord and beat my chest with my fist saying “I have transgressed, I have transgressed, I have transgressed” and making my confession before God and my people, as I beg not only for judgement, but for forgiveness. I went on many years of questioning and soul seeking to see if Judaism was the right faith for me after my Bar-Mitzvah, because after-all, would I not be Muslim if born into a Muslim family? And after seven years of searching, I found myself standing, once again before the Ark and before my God re-affirming my faith.

My personal relationship or orientation within Judaism is as a soldier in the service of my Lord. I very much take to heart the belief that it is my personal obligation to be a part of the Tikun Olam and part of that obligation is to fight racism, to stand against terrorism, fascism, homophobia, misogynism and sexism, to feed the poor, to treat the victims of violence with care and give them the strength that they need to turn them from victims into survivors and to make a difference in the world. Money may be nice, but you certainly can’t take it with you and life is so, painfully, short that once you realize that money can’t stop the angel of death from taking you when it’s your time to go the choice between dedicating yourself to a work that will make a difference is very easy.

As to part two, I define myself as a Conservative Jew (Conservative not denoting anything political, but rather the Jewish branch that I find myself in) because, from my experience in the Reform Synagogue, they don’t question enough and it becomes very much a show. Why read from the Torah at your bar, bat or b’nai mitzvah if you don’t know what it is that you’re saying? Why pray in Hebrew at all, if all you know is how to make the noise? Pray in whatever language you know, God’s heart will hear you! Fall to your knees and cry if that is how you need to express yourself because even in your native tongue you don’t have words to express the pain and the frustration that you are feeling inside: if you are hurting and need to share the burden with someone stronger than you, he is there to listen at all hours and in whatever way you need to communicate. Go to the woods and scream at the top of your lungs, play your flute, stand upon one foot or jump up and down or spin in circles until you can stand no longer, or wheel yourself to wherever you feel comfortable if you cannot walk. If you cannot speak and you have no hands to sign with, he will count your tears and if you cannot cry he will hear the beating of your heart and know; he does not need an interpreter to understand every word of what you’re saying to him, screaming at him or crying out to him. God understands all languages, all music, all movement and he counts all tears so I can’t identify with the theatrical component of Judaism that I found within my synagogue because it becomes so impersonal and prayer is a personal thing.

At the synagogue I grew up in, parents drop their children off to be educated and pick them up, and then drop them off for services again on Friday Nights and Saturday Mornings, complaining that they have to make the trip or take the time out of their day to walk them there, and then they come and pick them back up again; as if religious responsibility was no longer theirs because they wrote checks and it was upon their child’s shoulders to bear the religious responsibility for the families. They say they are for things because they are Jewish and they don’t even know what they’re standing for, but they know that they should…and knowing that you should is not enough. You must be your own devils advocate: you must question, you must ask, you must introspect and challenge…if you don’t, you get radicals who don’t understand that Sodom and Gomorrah was actually about rape and oppression.

My other issue, at least in the synagogue that I grew up was the prevalent message that their children had to follow blindly in their parents faith. Judaism recognizes that there are many paths up the same mountain to God and that you don’t have to be Jewish to be forgiven for your transgressions or to take a seat in God’s court, and this is all according to our faith. So if your child decides to follow the path of Buddha, or of Christ, or of Muhammad or Artemis then support your child in their decision. No closets are acceptable, whether it’s the broom closet (for the Pagans) or the closets that hide peoples sexuality. No one should have to lie about who and what they are, or what faith they find in their heart, rather they should sing it out loud for the world to hear “I have found you, I have found you.” Just because you find your salvation in Christ doesn’t mean that they won’t find it in Odin and ultimately, it is their right (and their obligation) to determine for themselves who they will worship, and who can ever ask for more than their child to be truthful with themselves and with others? And if you don’t believe in faith or believe in God, then believe in nothing more than being a good person and being honest and you’ll do just fine, just be honest.

For that matter Amor vincit omnia – Love conquers all: wars have been fought for the heart of a lover, land razed, poison ingested, daggers stabbed through rib cages; to limit your child to who they are allowed to love based on faith, was another thing that I heard often and could not agree with…if my lover turns out to be an Arab, than what greater gift can I ask for than to have found my B’Sheret out of all the grains of human souls among the nations, to have found the one that I am meant to be with? Hate consumes from within and destroys, love creates.

2. How much of growing up just outside the city do you think has affected who you are as a person? Do you think you’d be basically the same if you had grown up somewhere else, or do you think the city has shaped you in a fundamental way? Do you think you would have been drawn to it if you hadn’t grown up there?

I think it’s affected me a great deal; I grew up thirty minutes (less, if I were driving) from arguably, one of the greatest cities in the world. I am used to having things at my finger tips, and twenty-four hours a day; however, living next to the city and working in the West Village for as long as I did removed all the magic the city holds for other people, mostly because I learned that the magic you find in the city is the same magic you find anywhere in the world that two lovers or a group of friends gather.

3. How do you feel linguistics plays into your other interests especially your political/activist interests?

It’s funny that you mention this; I was a political operative in NYC and Washington for five years for various organizations, sometimes organizations that were in direct conflict with one another. Because of one of the professors that I had, I was able to change my mind on fundamental issues that I thought were unchangeable (and, as Taylor Mali says “sometimes changing your mind is the only way of knowing if you still have one); this course lead to my resignation from political work for all organizations, a change in all of my contact information so as not to be easily found and a change in my politics to Libertarianism: live and let live, do not tread on me.

Practically, however, it gives me a greater understanding of language based political issues: for example, why a national language is needed in some countries to protect the minorities and why in other countries, such as the U.S. such a law would hurt minorities (and why it isn’t needed).

Language Acquisition teaches us that the first generation of an Immigrant family speaks (for the most part) their native language, their children are bi-lingual in their parents native language and in english, and the third generations children are monolingual in English so a law saying that our national language is English is pointless, in the United States that is the language that people gravitate to since it’s the language of power, wealth and prestige.

4. How has being a twin affected your relationship with your younger brother? Or do you think that there’s no real difference between having a twin and having another brother close to your age? Have you ever wished you weren’t a twin?

Well, first, my younger brother isn’t close to my age, he’s six years younger than I am; he’s 16, I’m 22; because of this, our relationship is very different, a lot of it is me watching him grow up and providing support or some ‘wisdom’ when I can, and since I’m away at University I miss a lot of his growing up as it is to begin with, and it’s hard.

Being a Twin has had somewhat of a negative affect as well, actually. Dave and I don’t have to speak to know exactly what they other is thinking, not that we’re psychic…we just know. We can sit in a room together, in silence, watching a television show and we’ll laugh at the exact same time, and for the same reason. We can be at a dinner party, on opposite ends, and walk out and have the same comments about the same people. We know each other better than anyone else knows us, after all, I was the first person he met and he was the first person I met (we were wombmates) so we have a closeness that Sam and I don’t really have. However, Sam is the best brother someone can ask for, he’s loving, sweet, and accepting (when I came out of the closet, he was upset…that I didn’t have a boyfriend…because dammit, now who the hell was he going to play nintendo with!?).

5. What’s your favorite art form, and why?

Rap, it’s the highest form of poetry.