Dead People Can Talk!

Me: “Dr. Michelson, for the Dialect Diagnosis that we have to do; do our participants have to be living?
Dr. Michelson: “What, do you plan on using a Ouija board?”
Me: “no…I’ve been using Fred Astaire & Ginger Rogers films, waiting for them to say the words, and then transcribing it….”
Dr Michelson: “Oh…okay that works, outside of that…yes, your participants need to be living.”
Me: “Oh…okay.”

Okay, so a brief update before I get on the plane…

So I do have the full travelogue ready to post after I get back to PBI Airport later this morning (I’m flying from JFK now to PBI and then dropping Grandma off, going to dinner, taking a two hour nap and leaving somewhere in the vicinity of 4am) but I figured I’d share this little gem first since I still have to go over that entry one more time for spelling and minor details.

Anyways, I’m walking in JFK at the jetBlue terminal in pursuit of caffeine (a noble effort) when I pass this guy who’s six foot two, wearing a tight, fitted, tailored wife-beater, mad arm muscles (a fairly visible six-pack) and gorgeous, tanned skin and (to myself) I go “ai papi!” because the situation called for it. So he keeps walking and I keep looking to see if the trunk is as good as the engine and as I make a full body scan, I see his backpack…and on his backpack, is a large Jewish Star.

…Hot damn I need to get to Israel.

Anyways, time to get Grandma her lunch and prepare to board! More later!

Peace

Okay, so a brief update before I get on the plane…

So I do have the full travelogue ready to post after I get back to PBI Airport later this morning (I’m flying from JFK now to PBI and then dropping Grandma off, going to dinner, taking a two hour nap and leaving somewhere in the vicinity of 4am) but I figured I’d share this little gem first since I still have to go over that entry one more time for spelling and minor details.

Anyways, I’m walking in JFK at the jetBlue terminal in pursuit of caffeine (a noble effort) when I pass this guy who’s six foot two, wearing a tight, fitted, tailored wife-beater, mad arm muscles (a fairly visible six-pack) and gorgeous, tanned skin and (to myself) I go “ai papi!” because the situation called for it. So he keeps walking and I keep looking to see if the trunk is as good as the engine and as I make a full body scan, I see his backpack…and on his backpack, is a large Jewish Star.

…Hot damn I need to get to Israel.

Anyways, time to get Grandma her lunch and prepare to board! More later!

Peace

What do…

What do Buff Marines, Florida, Feminine Deodorant Spray, Steak & Potatoes, Walkers, Geckos, Retirement Villages, and Taxidermy all have to do with each other? Well, they’re all a part of my recent trip down to Florida and you’ll have to wait until my next post to find out how.

I’m at West Palm Beach airport, with Grandma, boarding our plane in 45 minutes or so heading up to New York City for Passover…I’ll be back down to Florida on Wednesday and back up to Buffalo on Thursday.

More when I land in New York.

Peace.

What do…

What do Buff Marines, Florida, Feminine Deodorant Spray, Steak & Potatoes, Walkers, Geckos, Retirement Villages, and Taxidermy all have to do with each other? Well, they’re all a part of my recent trip down to Florida and you’ll have to wait until my next post to find out how.

I’m at West Palm Beach airport, with Grandma, boarding our plane in 45 minutes or so heading up to New York City for Passover…I’ll be back down to Florida on Wednesday and back up to Buffalo on Thursday.

More when I land in New York.

Peace.

Interesting Development

…interesting development today; I’ll write about it later (I know, I know teaser post…deal), but it’s certainly one of those things that makes you stop and go “huh…”

I have a quiz today in 301 which means I need another nap soon, not that I’ve ever had a ‘sleep cycle’ so to speak, but this chest infection really isn’t helping with having anything resembling a normal sleep schedule.

Interesting Development

…interesting development today; I’ll write about it later (I know, I know teaser post…deal), but it’s certainly one of those things that makes you stop and go “huh…”

I have a quiz today in 301 which means I need another nap soon, not that I’ve ever had a ‘sleep cycle’ so to speak, but this chest infection really isn’t helping with having anything resembling a normal sleep schedule.