Awards Ceremonies, M16s, AK-47’s, Long Island & New York City, Travel

Dad’s Award Banquet

Dad’s award banquet was, simply put, stunning. The UJA honored him, his business partner, and one other individual for their work in raising 130,000.00 and because my Dad’s company is building a handicap friendly tree house, for a free summer camp for children with cancer. It even has a ramp going around the tree so wheel chairs have access. There were 223 guests (including some of my family and extended family and family friends, which was nice since I hadn’t seen them in a long time…Margie even came up from North Carolina and Dad’s friend came from Dublin, Ireland — I told him to say hi to scarletquill’s Dad if he stops into his restaurant). It was an incredibly lovely event and just so well done. Dad received citations from the town and an award and there was a huge book full of messages from everyone congratulating him. It was so nice to see him recognized for doing the good work that he does. I know I’m hard on him (and vice versa) but he’s a good guy who does good work, so this was a good thing.

M16s, AK-47s and Other Ways to Bond With Family Members or “I think I’ve finally found something more scary than that one time they let you teach Kindergartners”

So on Friday Dad and I and the security person that he uses took me to the Nassau County firing range and I learned how to fire the above mentioned rifles, as well as a few others. It was certainly a learning experience. I did very well, I learned how to use the site, and fire with and without a laser scope and I learned how to take apart, put together, and load the rifles. I’m excited to continue the lessons.

Historically, it provides a much different view of world history when you feel the actual force of the rifle against the crook of your arm as the bullet goes off and you realize that the force came from just one shot. I can’t imagine the noise and smell of a battlefield after smelling and hearing the bullets (even with noise protectors on) in a closed and regulated environment.

We spent about two hours at it. When I’m home next we’ll do four hours or so at the outside range (which is where he originally wanted to take me, but weather didn’t permit it) and I’ll learn how to shoot at distances from the four positions, and then after that, I want to learn how properly use a handgun.

Linguistic Fun

The person working the counter at the shooting range was African American (I mention race, because it plays a factor in what happened) with a fascinating accent.

After I handed him my ID to register my presence there, I turned to Dad as we were walking in and went “huh, I’ll have to come back out here and talk to him.” So as the trainer was getting me setup, Dad went back outside to talk to him, and came back and said “he challenges you, apparently other people have tried to guess where he’s from before.”

So when we were done, I went outside and had a conversation with him, and finally he says “Okay, now that we’ve spoken, where am I from” and I said “North Carolina” and he goes “Wow, you’re the first person to get it right.”

It’s no where near as impressive as it sounds, but it looked really, really cool if you didn’t know that. First, Wolf has had us listen to his U.S. Accent tapes ad nauseam, so you get a sense for them; secondly, he wouldn’t be outside of the U.S. since you have to be a Citizen to work as the director of a shooting range (or at least, I made that assumption, I don’t actually know if I was right but it sounded logical) and based on how young he was and how thick his accent was, I didn’t find it likely that he would have been able to go through the entire process of obtaining citizenship yet so I assumed he was born in the U.S. It wasn’t an accent I’d heard on the tapes from New Orleans, so I wrote that off, and it reminded me of the accents that we heard from the Gulla Islands, but not quite…so I pinned it as North Carolina (and in fact, he said he grew up by the North Carolina Coast, so double points for me). I allowed myself a mark of personal pride that I got it right, especially as my father walked away with the face of someone who was stunned that his son payed attention in class and just did something “macho” and in front of witnesses.

It makes for a neat party trick though, and while I am nowhere near as competent as Wolf Wolk (…yet, that comes with age and practice and study), at least I remember what I learned in class.

Long Island & NYC

Long Island was wonderful, it was good to catch up with friends and family but it felt weird because so much changes between visits home (no matter how frequent the are)…The City on the other hand…The City in its constant state of ebb and flow always feels like home, because since it’s always in a stage of flux I never feel that it’s changed since I left, because it’s natural state is always changing (if that makes any sense).

I’m adding Long Island City to my list of places I need to explore (and bring my camera with me) I think it’ll have some interesting places to take pictures at.

Travel

Where am I?

I landed in Buffalo this evening and I’m currently in my Apartment up here in the B-Lo.

Toronto

I’ll be in Toronto later Today at the last staff meeting before Anime North/Yaoi North. Then I’ll be back in Buffalo Tonight until Thursday. Thursday is when the Yaoi North crew will be driving up to Anime North/Yaoi North from Buffalo and doing our thing.

I’ll return to Buffalo on the 28th.

New York City/Long Island

I’ll be back in NYC/LI on the 29th. I have a Broadway show on the 30th with my Grandma, Grandpa and my Mom :o) I haven’t been to a show in a while so this is a real treat (plus it’s with family, so that’s an added bonus). I then fly out of Newark airport on the 5th for Tel Aviv, Israel…I have to restrain my urge to constantly mutter “I wanna go now, I wanna go now, I wanna go now…” over and over again as I pad around the apartment and prepare the apartment for a month without me living in it (cleaning out the fridge, giving the bathroom an extra good scrubbing, etc)…I’m chomping at the bit.

Israel

I leave out of Newark Airport on the 5th of June and I can’t wait. I have 300.00US saved which is rougly 1,199.10ILS and cosidering that (thanks to nir1 and the free hostel in Jerusalem, I have a roof over my head) my only expenses are travel, food and whatever extras I purchase. I won’t be making the walk to Jerusalem this trip, I will however attempt it after I make Aliyah (roughly, if everything goes according to plan, in April) mostly because I am unfamiliar with the area as of yet so I’ll be taking the bus from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem, which, according to my travel research is 6.00US or roughly 24.00ILS. Not only can’t I wait to meet Itai and see Shirah (stoicdaydreamer) again, but I am craving some good falafel.

Soo excited, so, so, so excited…so many museums, towns, historic sites to see…so many people to meet (everyone’s a stranger until you get to know them), and so many men to enjoy on the beach.

I’m also doing this trip with just my messenger bag as an experiment in minimalism, so that’s exciting as well…the bag really does fit everything though.

Summer Courses

Classes start July 2nd, and continue on July 3rd…and July 5th, which means I am once again in Buffalo on the 4th of July which (really) pisses me off, since it meant I had to turn down an invite to Myrtle Beach and/or Vermont. I’m hoping that there’ll at least be a BBQ or something somewhere…or maybe Club Marcella is doing something fun…last year, while…enjoyable, was sort of a bust overall…but I also had Mono at that point in time (which I caught from either parox or naytomorrow or both…no need to change the names to protect the guilty).

Harry Potter

I don’t know how (unless I get the $150.00 that folks need to get to me sooner rather then later and use that to just buy the tickets and make do with $300.00 in Israel) but I am sure as hell going to be in Montreal for the Harry Potter Book Release.

Saratoga

Saratoga is a planned trip for Jackie (iolausian) and I. Right now the only problem I’m facing is too many plans, too little days in a calendar month; which, isn’t my fault, but rather the blame for that rests with the Divine Architect(s). However, the trip is currently in the planning stages involving seeing Hair of the Dog and watching many, many, many RKO Films, and in general bumming about (though I’m hopeful that if I can get there during the fall we can go bike riding through the foliage…which reminds me that I need to bring a bike back up with me from the Shed at my Parent’s house when I come back to Buffalo in July).

Boston

I’ve been meaning to get back down to Boston to see irenefinlay and saintgabby for some time now and I really, really need to get on planning that.

The Next Seven Months

June

I’m in Israel. I will be bringing a camera, I won’t be bringing a laptop. I will catch up with the entire month of your entries when I get back.

July

I’m back in Buffalo starting the 1st of the Month. I’ll also be in Montreal, somehow, someway for the HP Book Release.

August

Classes begin, I hope to be in Saratoga to visit iolausian, I’m also photographing christya512 & lolo1424’s wedding with hollow_voice doing lighting.

September

My Birthday is the 2nd of the Month…ohh, maybe I can go to Boston for that, that might be fun, actually (since it’s a three-four day weekend). Classes will, at this point be in full swing.

October

Not a whole lot to mention here, it will be my younger Brother’s 17th birthday though, how weird is that!?

November

Home for Thanksgiving, then back to Buffalo

December

My undergraduate career comes to a close on December 7th. I will be moving out of Buffalo on December 22nd, using the days prior for saying goodbye to friends, enjoying Amy’s Place, SPoT Coffee, Club Marcella and taking photos of friends and reflecting on the memories that I’ll have of Buffalo.

Okay, shower time, then sleep…then MORE LJ entries that need writing, emails that need to be sent, etc. etc.

By Way of Tickers


Classes end on December 7th, I’ll have a week to say goodbye to everyone, eat at Amy’s Place one last time, get one last cup of coffee at SPoT Coffee.


UB Takes their dear sweet time with the whole diploma thing, mine is Dated February 1, 2008…but I’ll be on The Island before that…and after this sumer, I’ll have a greater indicator as to when I can make the big move (so no ticker for that yet, since I don’t have the date).

By Way of Tickers


Classes end on December 7th, I’ll have a week to say goodbye to everyone, eat at Amy’s Place one last time, get one last cup of coffee at SPoT Coffee.

UB Takes their dear sweet time with the whole diploma thing, mine is Dated February 1, 2008…but I’ll be on The Island before that…and after this sumer, I’ll have a greater indicator as to when I can make the big move (so no ticker for that yet, since I don’t have the date).

Random Aliyah Question #235357348

I know my questions sound ridiculous, but these are every day things that I have questions about:

1. Are you able to buy caffeine pills in Israel…if so, are they over the counter…if so, do they sell an Israeli Version of No Doz…if so, what is the price in Shekels or US Dollars and roughly how many per bottle

(not that this is a major requirement in my pursuit of life, liberty and happiness…but after you’ve been consistently carrying no-doz in your bag since you were, oh, 13 it’s sort of nice to know that you won’t have to give up certain vices)

2. What brand of mints do you carry with you (I’m a compulsive mint sucker…it’s a trade off for not smoking and the number one way to avoid colds according to Dr. Wolk — the more moist you are, the less sick you get, and as the sign on his desk says, “conserve water, drink martinis” ). I ask because I’m assuming I’ll have to switch brands and I’m a creature of habit (much like those who have smoked the same brand of cigarette for years) so I’m trying to get a consensus on what I should try before I purchase a few and pick the one I’ll stick with. I’ve actually had the same meal at Amy’s Place every time I’ve gone in there, since Freshman year and I wear the same brand of shoes.

3. Can you show me a picture of what the prongs look like on your electronics, I want to make sure I have the right adapter.

Random Aliyah Question #235357348

I know my questions sound ridiculous, but these are every day things that I have questions about:

1. Are you able to buy caffeine pills in Israel…if so, are they over the counter…if so, do they sell an Israeli Version of No Doz…if so, what is the price in Shekels or US Dollars and roughly how many per bottle

(not that this is a major requirement in my pursuit of life, liberty and happiness…but after you’ve been consistently carrying no-doz in your bag since you were, oh, 13 it’s sort of nice to know that you won’t have to give up certain vices)

2. What brand of mints do you carry with you (I’m a compulsive mint sucker…it’s a trade off for not smoking and the number one way to avoid colds according to Dr. Wolk — the more moist you are, the less sick you get, and as the sign on his desk says, “conserve water, drink martinis” ). I ask because I’m assuming I’ll have to switch brands and I’m a creature of habit (much like those who have smoked the same brand of cigarette for years) so I’m trying to get a consensus on what I should try before I purchase a few and pick the one I’ll stick with. I’ve actually had the same meal at Amy’s Place every time I’ve gone in there, since Freshman year and I wear the same brand of shoes.

3. Can you show me a picture of what the prongs look like on your electronics, I want to make sure I have the right adapter.

Fun With The New York City Cops…

So I’m waiting in front of Grand Central (by the 42nd street entrance), just hanging out (I was meeting Christine there because we were going to take the #7 together to Long Island City for dinner) and this NYPD SUV/Truck is sitting in front of the entrance just hanging out there.

The back door is open; gorgeous Italian cop sitting in back, gorgeous black hair and I’m just hanging out doing my thing and the cop points his finger at me and shouts “You, get over here” and he motions for me to come over and I look at him with the “who, me?” look, and he goes “Yeah, You, Get over here!” and now I’m thinking “wow, I haven’t had a guy in uniform say that to me since the black party…and he wasn’t even a real cop” so I walk over and he goes “So, did you go to Plainview High School?!” and I was like “Yes…” and the front window rolls down…

…in the front of the car, was one of the former security guards from my High School (we won’t get into the fact that, after five years, he still remembers me), so I shook his hand and congratulated him on joining New York’s finest.

Fun With The New York City Cops…

So I’m waiting in front of Grand Central (by the 42nd street entrance), just hanging out (I was meeting Christine there because we were going to take the #7 together to Long Island City for dinner) and this NYPD SUV/Truck is sitting in front of the entrance just hanging out there.

The back door is open; gorgeous Italian cop sitting in back, gorgeous black hair and I’m just hanging out doing my thing and the cop points his finger at me and shouts “You, get over here” and he motions for me to come over and I look at him with the “who, me?” look, and he goes “Yeah, You, Get over here!” and now I’m thinking “wow, I haven’t had a guy in uniform say that to me since the black party…and he wasn’t even a real cop” so I walk over and he goes “So, did you go to Plainview High School?!” and I was like “Yes…” and the front window rolls down…

…in the front of the car, was one of the former security guards from my High School (we won’t get into the fact that, after five years, he still remembers me), so I shook his hand and congratulated him on joining New York’s finest.

What’s wrong with this picture

So I’m on the [gaymiddleeast] listserv which I thought (fool that I am) would contain more than just “hey, want to have butt sex” “butsex! omgz buttsex is amazing!” “zomg, lets have lots and lots of buttsex!” postings (I mean, I get the need to hook up, but…politics, coffee nights, underground parties, all these can be fun too…).

So, in one entry today the person posts the following:

i’m 29 yo, 175 cm tall, 65 kg weight, i’m slim, 8 inch cock, and
working in khobar as proffessional Engineer. im Mix Bahraini-Saudi

And I just found it interesting that they use the metric system for height and weight…but inches for cock length.

What’s wrong with this picture

So I’m on the [gaymiddleeast] listserv which I thought (fool that I am) would contain more than just “hey, want to have butt sex” “butsex! omgz buttsex is amazing!” “zomg, lets have lots and lots of buttsex!” postings (I mean, I get the need to hook up, but…politics, coffee nights, underground parties, all these can be fun too…).

So, in one entry today the person posts the following:

i’m 29 yo, 175 cm tall, 65 kg weight, i’m slim, 8 inch cock, and
working in khobar as proffessional Engineer. im Mix Bahraini-Saudi

And I just found it interesting that they use the metric system for height and weight…but inches for cock length.

21 Days Until Israel

21 Days until Israel and it feels like an eternity. I’m so, so, so excited. Overall, I’ve had a stressful day (work wise) but I think I just finished with the last of the emails that needed to be sent so that’s a good thing (as it now means I can read for a bit, drink some coffee and head to bed).

Mom & I dropped off my Birkenstocks to get repaired at the store in Huntington Yesterday which is good (my clogs were almost totally busted from abuse) fortunately, for $50.00 + $5.00 shipping, they repair all damage, repair the cork, re-seal everything, and ship it to your front door cleaned up, repaired and as broken in as you left them. There’s really no reason to ever own more than one pair of the same style, ’cause they’ll last you for life if you take care of them. Mom and I finished most of our other errands today too (I got my glasses back from Repair as well, which was nice since they were under warranty so it was free). I still have to go get a kilt pin and a water bottle and some hemp string, but that can happen later this week.

Today Mom & I are having Sushi at a late lunch after appointments early this morning; I have an appointment Wednesday Night which is currently dicking over some of my previously laid plans (that whole mice and men thing) so I’m not thrilled about that either. On Thursday Dad’s getting honored by the UJA and on Friday Dad and I are having a Father & Son Day at the shooting range (nothing says family times more than looking through a laser scope at paper targets and breathing in the smell of gun powder …) and I return to Buffalo on Saturday.

Despite having all of my grades, I can’t bring myself to relax until they’re in the system even though I know what the grades are. However, next week brings forced relaxation and de-stressing and interpersonal things (like cuddling) and then the next week brings me to Israel…so, all good things really.

I also found my iPod…in the usual place I put it away; being a creature of habit I lost it where it belonged…the other day I freaked out because I thought I lost my glasses…and in a way I did…they were lost on top of my head.

Okay friends, time for Coffee and then Bed.