Well, since I’m waiting for Magoo to finish setup, let me explain to you the philosophy that *IS* Zeus…
1. I love cows, I obsess over cows, cows rox. Cows are Communist – Join the Herd!
2. If you have enough patience to stalk me, you have a right to meet me, because I woudn’t even want to stalk me.
3. I believe in doing everything for myself…and I mean it.
If I don’t know how to do it, I learn it. From web design, to bookbinding, to publishing, to painting, to computer work, to woodwork, and the list goes on.
I TRULY hate not being able to do something, which is why after I graduate college, I may go to lawschool so I don’t have to depend on someone else to be my lawyer, either that or maybe I’ll go to medical school by night…
4. If a job’s worth doing, it’s worth doing well otherwise, half ass that sucker and go grab a cold one.
5. Cows rule (just remember that, okay fella)
6. No matter how well you know someone, they still have a skeleton in the closet they haven’t told you about.
7. Dogs are MUCH better than cats (can you train a cat to go for the jugular when you shout KILL, obviously not, hence why I like dogs)
8. Leftist Marxist describes me to a “T.” If you have a problem with that, leave as you WILL NOT change my mind.
9. Martha Stewart is an EVIL Uptight Obsessive Compulsive !@#$!@#$ and she must must must be shown how to go into shopright and buy a bag of salt and vinegar chips (who the HELL has the time to make their own???)
More later…
~ Zeus
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