I learned how to wiggle my ears today and I’ve been practicing for a bit…I can do my right one a little bit better than I can do my left one, I can do either the right, or the left, or both at the same time. I’m not actually sure where this can come in handy, other than on a date if we’re comparing weird abilities.

Interestingly enough, I hope to get them to the point where I have my eyebrows…I’ve often been told that my eyebrow control mimics a muppet…for which I’m proud…if you only had any clue as to how long I stood in front of a mirror practicing to make them do the wave.


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