So today in class (Grammar and Lexicon, right after Phonetics) one of the straight kids was telling me (proudly) how he want to Club Marcella (the local Gay club in Buffalo) this weekend, and he’s going on telling me about it and he then imparts this gem:
Him: “Yeah, and then this guy starts dancing behind me, grinding his cock and stuff and I got really offeneded…”
Me: “Well…you were at a Gay club…”
Him: “THAT’S NOT THE POINT…The point is, that if I were Gay, I’d TOTALLY be the TOP and here he is thinking I’m the Bottom…like…what the fuck, right?”
…progress…bizarre, perhaps…but I still call this progress none the less. My overall response to him was “don’t knock it ’till you try it.”
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