2007

Week in Review/Scheduling/Today’s Workout/Eye Candy

Classes, in order of appearance

LIN493/503 – Sociolinguistics (Dr. Wolfgang Wƶlk): Simply put, I feel like I’m standing in the presence of greatness each class (which, in a way I am) and of course, just when I think I can’t be further enamored with him or his style of oration he starts talking about Conflict Theory Linguistics (ā€˜not everyone’s language is really equal, and here’s what you need to know to make informed decisions so politicians who don’t know what they’re doing, don’t make bad choices’)…the man is just…amazing (and has a dirty, wicked, dry sense of humor). The class itself is wonderful and while we covered a lot of the same material in Paauw’s class, Wolfe provides us with his own novel material and, in doing so, keeps everyones attention.

After that, about 1/3 of the class walks with me to:

LIN301 – Structure of English Sound System (Dr. Karin Michaelson) is wonderful; The instructor has a bravado about her and an enthusiasm that just fills the room (…a room full of geeks…like, huge geeks…like, some of us may be considering getting a schwa tattoo somewhere in the near future, level of geekdom…) and really, she’s just always happy and relaxed and everyone feels comfortable in her class, so we all feel comfortable contributing to the discussion. Though that may also be a side effect of the fact that everyone but two people in the class already know each other (one of the benefits of being in a small department). When I walked into class the first day I was just like ā€œthe gangs all here…when do we start the roast?!ā€

After class most of us make a mass exodus down to LIN302…we’ve somehow managed to block schedule ourselves…miscreants that we are.

LIN302 – Structure of English Grammar (Dr. D. A. Zubin) is an interesting fellow; I can’t say I agree with his approach to linguistics or his mass generalizations (I find them counterproductive and I also find that when you say ā€œwe all speak like thisā€ and just move on, that you then don’t take into account situations that may cause an environment for one to say something that speaker A may ā€˜always say’ but speaker B only says under certain conditions and speaker C may only say when referring to person A or B; so while they may ā€˜all say it’ that kind of reasoning doesn’t take into account why they ā€˜all say it’, or the situation surrounding the discourse and why the situations can be different and therefore they may ā€˜all say it’ but for different reasons…but I digress…).

I do recognize, however, that teaching styles differ and I don’t have to agree with him; I just have to learn his theories as one set that are out there. I also find myself cursing my 1980’s/1990’s Plainview, NY education (born in 1984, Nursery School in 1987, Kindergarten in 1989) because I grew up with ā€œWhole Englishā€ which means I know absolutely nothing when it comes to grammar or syntax…my first exposure to grammar wasn’t English, it wasn’t Hebrew…no it was Arabic…so I should at least get something interesting out of the class because he does know his material, I just disagree with a few of his methods.

LIN421/501 – Linguistic Anthropology (Jürgen Bohnemeyer) is quite fascinating as a lecturer (he sounds like a German Kermit D. Frog, which of course keeps my attention because it combines my love of muppets with my love of people who have accents), the readings so far have been pretty abstract and require me to just sit down for a few hours after and turn the ideas over in my head until I can relate them to other previously learned concepts and then begin to understand them in greater details and apply them. Overall I’m enjoying the class though I’m curious to see other people’s perceptions of it at present.

ARI202 – Arabic IV (Issa Roustum) this is my last semester with Prof. Roustum because I don’t believe the Arabic International Studies Department (a subset of linguistics) will be getting the funding from The University required to have an Arabic V (which, it currently doesn’t have as a course). It looks like we’ll be doing a lot of translation work this semester and I’ll enjoy it, though I’m sad that I’m concluding my time with Prof. R. as a student this semester…he’s probably, by far, one of the most influential teachers I’ve ever had. He’ll be in Syria this Summer, and I hope that after University our paths will have reason to cross again. He’s an ambassador for his people and a truly remarkable man, I’ll be sad when I say goodbye to him at the end of the semester.

Next Semester

As far as Linguistics Courses that I need to take to complete my degree, I only have one more after this semester. Phonetics with Alice’s (

maleficentseyes) Mom (who I also did my LIN420 – at least I think it was 420 – Independent Study with; she also directed the Teaching Internship I did). I’ll be taking her Phonetics Course, and hopefully TAing for another course so I can get some more TAing under my belt before I graduate. I met with her the other day and I was cleared to go to Israel this summer for two months, because the two courses I was going to take this summer I can take next fall which means this summer I’m a free man.

My course load in my final semester will be:
Phonetics
CSE111 (fulfills math)
The second half of Nutrition (science with lab)
TAing

And then…I get my degree…weird…very weird.

Scheduling

Scheduling is currently being shifted to take into account more time for reading, studying and report writing and adjusting pilates and yoga to their scheduled times on campus from the Wellness Center.

Today’s Workout

After I get a good eight hours of sleep I’ll be putting on the weighted training vest and heading to North Campus to make use of an empty university full of tons of classrooms with tons of stairs.

Eye Candy For The Weekend

I leave you with my current celebrity day dream: Jake Gyllenhaal

About to pass out…

Wow, what an amazing week; I’ll do a full entry tomorrow buuuut I wanted to say I’ll go through and comment on enteries tomorrow as well, I’ve been keeping up, I just haven’t had time to make comments (this first week was a whirlwind, an amazing whirlwind, but a whirlwind none the less)…

…okay, I hear me stuffed animals calling to me…and if I don’t answer, they leave really annoying and drawn out voice mail messages which means I’m off!

About to pass out…

Wow, what an amazing week; I’ll do a full entry tomorrow buuuut I wanted to say I’ll go through and comment on enteries tomorrow as well, I’ve been keeping up, I just haven’t had time to make comments (this first week was a whirlwind, an amazing whirlwind, but a whirlwind none the less)…

…okay, I hear me stuffed animals calling to me…and if I don’t answer, they leave really annoying and drawn out voice mail messages which means I’m off!

Holy Mother of Moses!

Class…was…nothing short of amazing.

I have, a shitload of work to do…and a quiz on Thursday…

…I also have a large entry to write, detailing all of the academic-y goodness that is this semester…and a ton of shopping that has to get done school supply and organization wise, so I don’t drown in data.

I got a call from my broker; my sell order has been placed…money for plane tickets soon…holy crap…can’t wait, so excited, about to go into academic glee/shock…

oh boy…oh boy…oh boy…I’ve missed writing papers…and I have a quiz on Thursday…thank God…I feel like a junkie, and I’ve been needing my fix.

…I also have to rework this whole making lunch the night before thing, because I have no breaks from 11am to 7pm…

I already have translation to do for Arabic…bwhahahahahahahahahahahaha……

Okay, I’m going to the foodstore now, and bopping in glee; then I’m going home and passing out, then tomorrow I have to revise my schedule (Pilates and Yoga have been moved, but in the long run, to more conveinent times).

…peace.

dot dot dot

– me

Holy Mother of Moses!

Class…was…nothing short of amazing.

I have, a shitload of work to do…and a quiz on Thursday…

…I also have a large entry to write, detailing all of the academic-y goodness that is this semester…and a ton of shopping that has to get done school supply and organization wise, so I don’t drown in data.

I got a call from my broker; my sell order has been placed…money for plane tickets soon…holy crap…can’t wait, so excited, about to go into academic glee/shock…

oh boy…oh boy…oh boy…I’ve missed writing papers…and I have a quiz on Thursday…thank God…I feel like a junkie, and I’ve been needing my fix.

…I also have to rework this whole making lunch the night before thing, because I have no breaks from 11am to 7pm…

I already have translation to do for Arabic…bwhahahahahahahahahahahaha……

Okay, I’m going to the foodstore now, and bopping in glee; then I’m going home and passing out, then tomorrow I have to revise my schedule (Pilates and Yoga have been moved, but in the long run, to more conveinent times).

…peace.

…

…

dot dot dot

– me

An Update as I Bogart Candie’s Desktop

So my Laptop will be back Wednesday, currently I’ve bogarted Candie’s (covarla) computer until she kicks me off, so I figured I’d do an update.

So, the past few days back have been wonderful; it’s been so good to see all of my friends (Alice, Jacqueline, Brigitte, The Syphrits, Teresa and everyone else I’ve gotten to hang out with these past few days) and just reconnect with everyone.

Today was spent hanging out with friends, catching up, and figuring out plans for the next couple of months. I managed to finish balancing the load on my X-Vest training vest so I now have the 84lb wonder loaded properly and I have to say, working out with it is fun, because after a two hour routine when you take it off, you just feel so much lighter, it’s very euphoric.

I emailed my broker and put in a sell order for $2,100.00; leaving 825.00 in the investment account. The tickets are $1,400.00 which leaves me with an extra $700.00 in my HSBC account (which will just sit there). So since Tomorrow is Sunday, and Monday is a Holiday the sell order will probably to go The Floor Wednesday, I’m assuming it won’t be in my account until at least three days after that, at which point I can book my tickets on El Al.

I’ve been using the Atlas that Alice (maleficentseyes) got me (I have no directional sense, I just have to walk something and remember the path and the landmarks to get anywhere) to plan my trip. There’s a lot of places I want to go, I want to spend at least three days at Yad Vashem, then one day after to just process the whole thing. I want to go to Nazareth and the Sea of Galilee because while they’re not important to my faith, they are important to a lot of my friends faith and I think it’d be worth it to see. I also really want to see the Salt Caves and Masada and spend a four or so days getting lost in Jerusalem. A few days to a week in Tel-Aviv (relaxing, partying, and checking out academic programs and getting contact information). I also want to go to Eilat for a bit and I want to go see where Shirah (stoicdaydreamer) is living now that she’s left UB and living in Israel, meet nir1) and of course say hi to Tova (who Shulamit will probably have spying on me, given that her biggest fear of me going to Tel Aviv is “He’ll see all of the hot men, have a wonderful time, be happy, and never come home again…this is awful” – God bless her).

This Coming Semester

There’s a lot that needs to be done, non-class wise; I need to not only create a resume but my CV as well, and while I have rough outlines of both I really need to edit them and update them; I’ve had a decent amount of teaching and ta-ing experience, but I need to quantify it and what I learned from it (‘managed class time well’, ‘learned how to not beat students’). I’m really hoping that I’ll be able to TA one last time in the Fall before I leave UB. I have to prepare what I’m going to talk about at YaoiNorth this summer as well and I really need to ‘professionalize’ my blog. I also have to meet with Dr. Jaeger so I can write the abstract for my paper and hopefully present it at Cornell later this year.

I have three exams that I need to sit for and a ton of paperwork that I need to put into better order, photocopy, and binderize so I have it right at hand (licenses, certifications, medical documents, vaccination sheets, etc.) and everything else that goes along with coming out of undergrad and entering the real world all while living out of a backpack. I’m also finishing up the recertification process for my CPhT and I’m half way through the CE hours that I need before March 31, 2008, however I’d really like to just bang out the rest so I don’t have to worry about it. I also have to finish registering for the bartender certification course…but it’ll all get done…because it hast to.

Course wise, I’m excited to start everything and get back into gear. I’m working towards getting all A’s this semester and I think it’s certainly feasible; I just have to stay on top of everything…and before I know it, grades will be in, I’ll be standing in front of 450 people in Toronto educating them on Gay Sex and then I’ll be on an Air Plane and landing in Tel Aviv.

Okay, time to vanish, I’ll be back when my laptop’s here, or when I’m on Campus Tuesday after all my classes.

Peace Homeslices.

– M

An Update as I Bogart Candie’s Desktop

So my Laptop will be back Wednesday, currently I’ve bogarted Candie’s (

covarla) computer until she kicks me off, so I figured I’d do an update.

So, the past few days back have been wonderful; it’s been so good to see all of my friends (Alice, Jacqueline, Brigitte, The Syphrits, Teresa and everyone else I’ve gotten to hang out with these past few days) and just reconnect with everyone.

Today was spent hanging out with friends, catching up, and figuring out plans for the next couple of months. I managed to finish balancing the load on my X-Vest training vest so I now have the 84lb wonder loaded properly and I have to say, working out with it is fun, because after a two hour routine when you take it off, you just feel so much lighter, it’s very euphoric.

I emailed my broker and put in a sell order for $2,100.00; leaving 825.00 in the investment account. The tickets are $1,400.00 which leaves me with an extra $700.00 in my HSBC account (which will just sit there). So since Tomorrow is Sunday, and Monday is a Holiday the sell order will probably to go The Floor Wednesday, I’m assuming it won’t be in my account until at least three days after that, at which point I can book my tickets on El Al.

I’ve been using the Atlas that Alice (

maleficentseyes) got me (I have no directional sense, I just have to walk something and remember the path and the landmarks to get anywhere) to plan my trip. There’s a lot of places I want to go, I want to spend at least three days at Yad Vashem, then one day after to just process the whole thing. I want to go to Nazareth and the Sea of Galilee because while they’re not important to my faith, they are important to a lot of my friends faith and I think it’d be worth it to see. I also really want to see the Salt Caves and Masada and spend a four or so days getting lost in Jerusalem. A few days to a week in Tel-Aviv (relaxing, partying, and checking out academic programs and getting contact information). I also want to go to Eilat for a bit and I want to go see where Shirah ( stoicdaydreamer) is living now that she’s left UB and living in Israel, meet nir1) and of course say hi to Tova (who Shulamit will probably have spying on me, given that her biggest fear of me going to Tel Aviv is ā€œHe’ll see all of the hot men, have a wonderful time, be happy, and never come home again…this is awfulā€ – God bless her).

This Coming Semester

There’s a lot that needs to be done, non-class wise; I need to not only create a resume but my CV as well, and while I have rough outlines of both I really need to edit them and update them; I’ve had a decent amount of teaching and ta-ing experience, but I need to quantify it and what I learned from it (ā€˜managed class time well’, ā€˜learned how to not beat students’). I’m really hoping that I’ll be able to TA one last time in the Fall before I leave UB. I have to prepare what I’m going to talk about at YaoiNorth this summer as well and I really need to ā€˜professionalize’ my blog. I also have to meet with Dr. Jaeger so I can write the abstract for my paper and hopefully present it at Cornell later this year.

I have three exams that I need to sit for and a ton of paperwork that I need to put into better order, photocopy, and binderize so I have it right at hand (licenses, certifications, medical documents, vaccination sheets, etc.) and everything else that goes along with coming out of undergrad and entering the real world all while living out of a backpack. I’m also finishing up the recertification process for my CPhT and I’m half way through the CE hours that I need before March 31, 2008, however I’d really like to just bang out the rest so I don’t have to worry about it. I also have to finish registering for the bartender certification course…but it’ll all get done…because it hast to.

Course wise, I’m excited to start everything and get back into gear. I’m working towards getting all A’s this semester and I think it’s certainly feasible; I just have to stay on top of everything…and before I know it, grades will be in, I’ll be standing in front of 450 people in Toronto educating them on Gay Sex and then I’ll be on an Air Plane and landing in Tel Aviv.

Okay, time to vanish, I’ll be back when my laptop’s here, or when I’m on Campus Tuesday after all my classes.

Peace Homeslices.

– M

Israel for June & July of this Year (Confirmed!)!!/Mac is in for Repair/Heading back to Buffalo

Matan’s Israel Trip June-July 2007!

“If you can’t go over, you must go under.” – Jewish Proverb

So tonight driving to Dinner, Mom and I were discussing “what’s next” and I have the plan firmly set for what I want to do, where I want to do it, how I’m going to do it, and what I demand out of life and what I’m going to get out of it.

And while getting to the point I want to be at scares the shit out of me (because it’s the unknown, the unplanned, the unexpected) I’ve never backed down from a challenge (I have the scars to prove it) and this time is no different. This shouldn’t be seen, however, as any doubt in myself. I have complete faith in myself, and I know for an absolute fact, that I’m going to make it…the journey is just exciting, and scary, and a tough road…and I wouldn’t have it any other way.

Frederick Douglas had a powerful saying:

“If there is no struggle, there is no progress.”

So as we were talking, my Mother referenced my investment account, which has a nice portion of cash in it; but which I haven’t wanted to touch because the money was not put there by me and so even though the account was in my name, I didn’t feel comfortable touching it, having not been the one to fund it.

She said that her and my father discussed it; and that even though they put the money in their originally to pay for my college education, which was since paid for by another account, that even though it was transferred to my name (in NYS, all accounts that are held for minors revert to them when they turn 21) and the cash is theirs and not mine, and even though it was originally intended to pay for my school, that I could use it to send myself to Israel.

I’m doing so.

I’m calling my broker tomorrow and having him wipe the account and wire me the money, and then I’m booking myself a round trip ticket to Tel Aviv and I’m flying out the first week in June and coming back the last week in July, and I’m doing my first Israel experience my way; not on tour busses, not with a tour guide (though I’m sure a native or oleh or two would be more than happy to show me some of the sites for a couple of days over the two month period).

I’m handling things the way that I want to, and on my terms (which is important to me). I know that I could go for free, I’d really rather travel alone and meet new people when I feel like being social, and be by myself when I’m feeling spiritual, when I want to pray, and if I’m moved, cry freely; and I really want to dance. If I see a site and it bores me, I can just move on, if I see a site and it enthrals me, I can stay for days.

So then we got to the Diner, and my Father (who’s currently in the proverbial dog house – another story, for another time – it’s a doozy) asked me “so what’s next?” and I asked him to qualify what he meant by that (since that could mean so many things with him), and he said “hmm, okay, tell me what’s happening for one year, give me the layout” and I said:

“Well let’s see, I finish this semester – coming home once a month for more shots because I’m getting vaccinated against Hepatitis A, B & E – then I’m lecturing in Toronto again for three-ish days. Then in June I’m flying to Israel where I’ll be for two months, staying in Hostels, Couch Surfing and maybe on a Donkey Farm, getting lost so I can learn the streets by foot, taking pictures, hanging out in Cafe’s, dancing in clubs, going to the sites, connecting with my people’s history, praying and crying at the wailing wall, going to office’s of programs of study that I want to participate in and getting brochoures and leaving my card, meeting with Nefesh B’Nefesh in Israel just to “say hi”, writing poetry, smoking Hookah and playing Shesh Besh like a pro (thank you Eli, for teaching me). Then I come back and will have two weeks off before classes, then in the Fall Semester I take my final four classes, I head down to Washington to sit for a professional exam, then I sit for two licensing exams in the state of New York, then in December I Graduate with a B.A., CPhT, CIPP, P.I., after my name. I’m not walking through graduation since they don’t have one in December and I don’t want to sit through graduation ceremonies myself, why on earth would I make anyone else do that on my behalf. However, we’re going to have a dinner with the grandparents and friends as a sort of graduation/going away dinner, then I put on a backpack – and I get on a plane, and I land in Tel Aviv and I begin an adventure. Then, after I finish learning the two languages to completion – however long that takes, I sit for the ATA Exams, then I enter a masters program, complete that, then I enter the masters program to get my MBA, then I get my Ph.D. because that’s important to me.”

It was a non-confrontationl, totally factual, totally calm explanation of what was going to happen; and then the unexpected happened…my Father said he’d like to fly out with Mom sometime while I’m in Israel this summer and visit me and show me the Kibbutz he used to live on, see some of the sites with me, and maybe hop a plane to Egypt or Greece; and I told him he was more than welcome to join me – but I’m booking my trip on my own. If he wants to book a trip and let me know when he and mom are going to be there I’ll meet up with them; I don’t do five star hotels, I don’t even do motels, why spend money on a nice place to sleep if you aren’t going to be sleeping all that much, and that kind of fru-fru trip isn’t the kind I want.

So now he sort of understands reality and I also explained to him what I’ll be studying in Israel, where I want to do my graduate work, when I’ll be doing my graduate work, what graduate degrees I want, and just why it’s so important for me to go to Israel and become fluent in two more languages before I even think about graduate school; and I think he really understands. The basic order of things is: Fluency in Israel (Arabic and Hebrew, Arabic in an Intensive Study and Hebrew in an Ulpan), ATA Arabic Exam in the U.S. (you have to sit for it there) (Credentials), IPA Transcription Exam in London, Masters in Translation Studies (a few university options), MBA (Baruch College in NYC), Ph.D. (in Linguistics, a few options).

Reasonably, I can finish all of this by the time I’m 30 (while of course working in between). I’m okay with that…you can chase men and you can win or you can loose, or you can chase academic dreams and the only option is to soar. It’s going to take me across a few continents, in quite a few countries, with very few comforts of home…but the benefits after all of the work, the sweat, the blood, the tears…will be worth every investment of money and time. And the stories that I want to hear, the local flavor that I want to record, all no doubt will write themselves into one awesome adventure.

The picture, while not totally in focus, is no longer nearly as fuzzy as it once was.

And I’m taking that first step.

New Shuffle!!

My Mom Got me a new shiny, aluminum iPod Shuffle!! So Happy!! Music Again, without being called old school for carrying a CD Player! It’s so tiny! And so powerful…awesome sound, and no screen to suck battery power (I hate the screens, I know what order I put my songs in…the same way I do on my CD player which didn’t have a screen, I’d rather have more hours of listening time).

The Mac is in for Repair

I love Apple. My Mac got a little crack on the top part next to where the touch pad is, and I had the service plan “No problem, no charge…give us three days for an in-store repair” so I’ll be without the computer for a few days, but Mom will overnight it to me when it comes in and of course they’ll do the cleaning on the exterior and stuff, not that it’s all that dirty, but it’s had hard use this semester and can use a good wipe down. I picked up a USB charger for the aformentioned shuffle while I was there, since it charges via USB port and I didn’t want to be out of music for a few days.

Also a plus is – and I wasn’t aware of this previously – that apple sells an “international kit” so all you have to do is pull off one part of the charger, snap in a different end, and you can use your laptop safely in all major countries! How cool is that! This means that I will be blogging from Israel, providing I can find some wifi hotspots…I’m going to pick up the wifi finder keychain that lets you know when a wifi spot is near as well when I purchase the transformer kit.

Heading Back to Buffalo

I’m heading back to Buffalo Tonight, which means I’ll talk to all of you beautiful people when I get back there! See you soon!

~ me