Lacrosse Jocks are perhpas my favorite kind of Jocks (the people, not the fashion piece…well, sometimes people are also fashion pieces…just not for the intents and purposes of this post). I mean, I love guys who play football…but that mostly because they have the lace-up pants and the chest piece…but there’s something about Lacrosse players that is just…wonderful…
Anyway, there’s a Lacrosse Player (and he also does Kung Fu) in my Tibetan Class. Physically, he’s hot…personality wise, he’s Adorable (sort of like a golden retriever)…it’s a winning combination.
I hate what ifs…so today I asked him “so, you’re straight…right?” and he goes “yeah” and I was like “oh, okay…Good…” and he goes “why” and I went “because I wanted to know if I were to ask you out for coffee if it would be Coffee…or coffee…” and he took it well. So much better to ask and find out that he’s either straight, taken (either way), or just get turned down all-together than to go “I wonder what could have been.”
Anyway, we sat down and took the Tibetan mid-term (while not wishing to draw down the evil eye, I do think I did well on it…how well is yet to be determined). During class break he asked me how my weight cutting routine is going (I’m going for lanky and strong, not muscular and bulky…I like dating muscular and bulky…I just don’t like that look on myself) and I told him how it was going (how much KCal I’ve cut, what I’ve been doing, diet, cardio) and he offered to show me his routine after class.
So after class we snuck into one of the rooms in the basement of the law school and he showed me how to do his work out, quick…powerful, targets all the areas that I need targeted and it’s all body resistance so I can do it anywhere, without a machine…I was quite pleased…and of course, hearing him breathe…deeply…as his body moved like a snake on the floor do pushups…was also a pleasant sensation that I’ve allowed to permanently etch on the back of my mind.
So if anyone is on the market for a hot athlete, smart (studies Chinese and Tibetan), slightly taller than me (which isn’t saying much, since I”m 5’5″) and adorable…come to class; he gets an A+ rating (highest rating possible)…sadly though, he plays for the other team…so Ladies, he’s all yours…fellas, well…we lost a good one to the dark side.
…but I did get a new work out routine from it!
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