moocow in the city

one cow. many pastures.

May 9, 2007

open pasture

Stupid Manatees…

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Had to deal with the second Manatee the other day; the poor dear was making up students again…a trick she learned from the first Manatee…I told her what to tell her imaginary students, should they come and talk to her (in her head) again…

Manatee Rule of the Day: “Never poke, prod or stab a manatee with your hands, feet or any object,” failure to follow the rules may result in a 10,000 fine (Source).

Paper of Doom (POD): 176 Pages, but all the data is entered. Which means that so long as I make sure to work in brightly lit areas, it won’t reproduce in the darkness. The POD is also printed so I now have numerous digital backups and the hardcopy backup (which I’ll be using to complete the transcription notations as well as general editing).

Okay…back to work…it’s due in 19 hours…woohoo!!

open pasture

Stupid Manatees…

moocowinthecity No Comments

Had to deal with the second Manatee the other day; the poor dear was making up students again…a trick she learned from the first Manatee…I told her what to tell her imaginary students, should they come and talk to her (in her head) again…

Manatee Rule of the Day: “Never poke, prod or stab a manatee with your hands, feet or any object,” failure to follow the rules may result in a 10,000 fine (Source).

Paper of Doom (POD): 176 Pages, but all the data is entered. Which means that so long as I make sure to work in brightly lit areas, it won’t reproduce in the darkness. The POD is also printed so I now have numerous digital backups and the hardcopy backup (which I’ll be using to complete the transcription notations as well as general editing).

Okay…back to work…it’s due in 19 hours…woohoo!!

open pasture

“To Conquer The World With an Army of Flying Monkeys is NOT an Appropriate Career Choice…”

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…why not? They’ve never explained why it’s not an appropriate career choice. Pessimists.

In other news…27 days until I’m in the Middle East enjoying both the spoken and unspoken language of the guys there, 16 Days until I’m in Toronto presenting at Yaoi North, Three days until I’m in New York City/Long Island for my Dad’s Award Dinner and Today and Tonight to finish this paper.

open pasture

“To Conquer The World With an Army of Flying Monkeys is NOT an Appropriate Career Choice…

moocowinthecity No Comments

…why not? They’ve never explained why it’s not an appropriate career choice. Pessimists.

In other news…27 days until I’m in the Middle East enjoying both the spoken and unspoken language of the guys there, 16 Days until I’m in Toronto presenting at Yaoi North, Three days until I’m in New York City/Long Island for my Dad’s Award Dinner and Today and Tonight to finish this paper.