February 2007

Long Island, Israel, Future Plans & School, Mad Cow Disease

Long Island

Getting home to Long Island was certainly an experience, after hours of delays at the airport, there was a good two hours of traffic. As my father described to me the terrors that lay waiting for us on the road, the snow, the ice and the tundra which we would no doubt have to brave in the spirit of the explorers who traversed the arctic, I was beginning to expect the worst…and then as we got onto the road and I saw the conditions that lay for us ahead, I breathed in a sigh of relief and relaxed. Because, as Buffalonians would call this, it was “a dusting.”

Any Buffalo native would have been going around 80mph, with the stereo on, talking on their cell phone and been just fine…the Long Islanders saw half an inch of ice and veered into trees and each other in a mass panic the likes of which I’ve never seen before. This in turn, caused large delays which then caused more accidents because people were getting frustrated and began to drive recklessly as they let out their road rage which they coupled with their intense fear of the non-existant snow.

Because of all the airport Delays, I missed my doctors appointment and now have to come back in two weeks or so and try again. Life happens, get a mop, what you gunna do?

Israel, Future Plans & School

I booked my ticket’s to Israel Yesterday!

I’m incredibly excited. I decided to only go for close to one month rather than for two months, varying slightly from my original plan. My primary reasoning behind this was because I didn’t want to miss out on a lot of the summer festivities because this will be the last summer I’ll be in the United States for quite awhile and I sort of wanted to get everything in (including Fourth of July in Vermont).

The other reason being that if we are having a summit (which is up in the air at the moment, but which I want to plan for in case we are actually having one) in Montreal for the Harry Potter Book 7 release, I’d never give up a chance to see my HP Crew (I get to see them so rarely, and it’s such a gift when I do get the chance to see them, that I’d hate to give up the chance to do so for the final Harry Potter book release). If it turns out that we aren’t having a summit, maybe Carrie, Stephen and I will hold a mini one in Boston? I booked that week as “Harry Potter Week” and wrote “Summit” on my calendar, so really now it’s just a matter of figuring out where it’s going to be and who’s going to go where :o)

However, I’m fairly sure that I’ll have more than enough time to see a lot, get acquainted with the layout of everything and do some really neat stuff.

I started my list of things that I want to see and do:

  1. Yad V’Shem.
  1. The Wailing Wall.
  1. Party at Club TLV on their Gay Night.
  1. Tour the Tel-Aviv University Campus.
  1. Jerusalem (in Jerusalem there’s a hostel where you can sleep on the roof and see the sun rise over Dome of the Rock, I want to stay there, I have to find the name of it).
  1. Walk on Water (or do my best) at Nazareth.
  1. Ride the Subway in Tel Aviv (I get the tickets from the random subways I ride and paste them in my date book, it’s my goal to ride every subway in the world at least once).
  1. The Salt Caves.
  1. Swim in the Sea of Salt.
  1. Visit Jordy at Safe Haven for Donkeys in the Holy Land (I’m told that he’s friendly).
  1. Hiking, lots and lots of hiking.
  1. Tour Givat Haviva’s facilities, get information on their programs.
  1. Prayer Services, wherever and whenever, I really just want to ground myself and reconnect to my faith.
  1. Meet with my contact at Nefesh B’Nefesh and say hello…I’ve harassed her often enough, the least I can do is buy her a cup of coffee.
  1. Meet Itai (

nir1) and put a body to the name and the face, and hug Shirah ( stoicdaydreamer) because I haven’t seen her in months and I miss her terribly and say hi to Tova because if I don’t, Shulamit will kill me.

  1. Pick up some Arabic & Hebrew Club/Rave/Trance CDs because you’d be amazed how little you can find pirated on the net and there’s almost nothing for purchase on iTunes or at Borders.
  1. Play Shesh Besh, Smoke Hookah, Drink Coffee and Relax

Future Plans & School

I opened up another Savings account to start saving for Givat Haviva’s Arabic Program (NIS21,000.00 which is currently around 5,000.00US) and also for Grad School and the ATAs professional exams (which aren’t cheap). Though it looks like I’ll have enough to cover Givat Haviva in about a years time with some extra padding for unforeseen expenses. I’m also opening a third savings account when I get back to Buffalo to start saving for future travel expenses. I would like to start saving now so that I can have the luxury later of traveling at my convenience in the future, rather than traveling at the convenience of my bank account.

The other day I gave Mom (

munchkinqueen54) a video tour of my apartment (which has rapidly become minimalist) and she gave me permission to sell Dranny’s antique dresser set that’s in my bedroom (Dranny was my Great Grandma) so that I can put the money into the education account I just created, which is exciting.

School

I have to say, I’m a little sad…well, perhaps nostalgic is more accurate, or maybe annoyed, I’m honestly not sure. We’ve been given essentially the final word on whether or not there will be an Arabic V. The answer is no. The University won’t fund it. They will fund Sanskrit (I know, I took the course), they will fund Irish Gaelic, they will fund Latin to fluency…but they won’t fund more than Arabic I – IV and it kills me. The only way to ever make a difference is through cross cultural and cross-lingual communication and The University is doing themselves and their students a disservice by not providing adequate Arabic Language Instruction. This means that the courses I’m taking in my final semester are:

  1. Phonetics with Dr. Jeri J. Jaeger.
  1. A TA-Ship
  1. CSE111 (Math Requirement)
  1. the second half of Nutrition.

It all seems rather anti-climactic actually. Four classes and…I’m done…it’s not like I expected to walk out of my last class and have streamers go off and a marching band begin to play, I think it’s just that college life gets so much hype in the media you expect to feel slightly different when you’re at the last lap. I graduate at the end of the Fall Semester 2007 though my diploma will read Matthew L. Schwartz, B.A. Linguistics, February 1, 2008 because it takes them two months to verify that you’ve actually done everything that you have to do.

This semester’s research paper is exciting though, because Dr. Wölk is going to do his best to let this paper count for two courses (his course as well as Linguistic Anthropology). The paper is on AAVE and it’s a dialectical translation of AAVE into SE and then an analysis of the musical works.

I also get to fill out my application to Make Aliyah after this summer which is also incredibly exciting. As far as future plans go, I’m looking long term, but sticking to vocalizing the short term which is: finish this semester, go to Israel this summer, finish my fall semester, and make Aliyah and we’ll take it from there.

Mad Cow Disease

My brother bought me Mad Cow Disease….no, for real:

(Image Courtesy of giantmicrobes.com)

Does he know me, or what!? Dude…it’s so cool!

Okay, time to get some sleep, my grandparents are coming over today for brunch. G’night all!

~ me

Safe & Sound in New York

Howdy All,

I made it into JFK at 4:30PM…I was supposed to be in by 12:30, such is life. Anyways, I have a ton of stuff to mention, so for my memory:

1. Grad School/Givat Haviva Account
2. Selling Dranny’s Furniture
3. Packing
4. Future
5. Timbuk2
6. Dad, Speakers, Dungeons and Dragons Policy
7 De 3 M Zero ization.

Safe & Sound in New York

Howdy All,

I made it into JFK at 4:30PM…I was supposed to be in by 12:30, such is life. Anyways, I have a ton of stuff to mention, so for my memory:

1. Grad School/Givat Haviva Account
2. Selling Dranny’s Furniture
3. Packing
4. Future
5. Timbuk2
6. Dad, Speakers, Dungeons and Dragons Policy
7 De 3 M Zero ization.

At the Airport…

I’m at the airport, attempting to get home to NYC/Long Island for a weekend of family, relaxation, vacation booking, and of course getting the next dose in the vaccine cycle.

Currently, however I’m stuck in BUF Airport. We’re delayed because JFK doesn’t have their shit together. I’m okay with being delayed, I have a tons of stuff on itunes from music to television shows to Jackass: The Movie (Johnny Knoxville has a special place in my heart) so it’s not like I’ll be bored and there’s an airport bar with booze and wings so I won’t go hungry. There’s really no point getting frustrated with things that are totally out of your control, it isn’t really productive.

You’d figure, given the amount of Marine’s I know, that one of them would have the ability to like get a helicopter or something…I need to start meeting generals or something, because this rank and file really isn’t working out for me.

I also got a new book the other day, based on a recommendation of a former teacher:

The author’s profile is fascinating, I’m hoping the book is equally as intriguing…I’ll start reading it on the plane.

At the Airport…

I’m at the airport, attempting to get home to NYC/Long Island for a weekend of family, relaxation, vacation booking, and of course getting the next dose in the vaccine cycle.

Currently, however I’m stuck in BUF Airport. We’re delayed because JFK doesn’t have their shit together. I’m okay with being delayed, I have a tons of stuff on itunes from music to television shows to Jackass: The Movie (Johnny Knoxville has a special place in my heart) so it’s not like I’ll be bored and there’s an airport bar with booze and wings so I won’t go hungry. There’s really no point getting frustrated with things that are totally out of your control, it isn’t really productive.

You’d figure, given the amount of Marine’s I know, that one of them would have the ability to like get a helicopter or something…I need to start meeting generals or something, because this rank and file really isn’t working out for me.

I also got a new book the other day, based on a recommendation of a former teacher:

The author’s profile is fascinating, I’m hoping the book is equally as intriguing…I’ll start reading it on the plane.

Blizzard be Gone, Bag Hacks, Harry Potter

I knew if I made sure that I was all set to be bunkered down for a few days we’d have no blizzard…I’m looking outside, it’s looking like a normal Buffalo night and, really, nothing major to report…it’s cold out (but we’re used to that) but all’s quiet on the Western, New York Front.

In other news, I’ve been hacking my timbuk2 bag recently…I just need one more patch, and it’s totally geeked out…I’ll post pictures shortly…it’s amazing:

There’s a patch that says “Vampire” and over that is the Hogwarts Crest, and then over that I’m getting a patch that says “Ministry of Wizard Linguistics.” I’m gearing up for the last book (and, our last summit…sadly…) which leads me to my current Harry Potter Predictions:

1. I still maintain that Sirius is coming back, I don’t believe he’s dead at all.
2. After a long discussion with my friend Christine, I think that a certain bird (Fawkes) that constantly comes back to life may, in fact, be a horcrux…I understand the arguments against it, but there’s some pretty neat arguments for it as well (Guy Fawkes Day, among others)…and it doesn’t mean that it couldn’t be another phoenix.
3. Neville is not going to die, he’s finally coming into his own.
4. I think Ron is going to die.
5. Harry & Ginny in the epilogue are married and with Kids.
6. I think Minerva McGonagall is going to die as well.
7. I think the Weasley Twins are going to be instrumental in saving the day.

I’ll expand the above as we get closer to the date of release. I also predict that after Lizzie (starbuckx) and I are done reading the books, we may cry…but then we’ll share some wine and repeat those eight blissful hours we shared in bed at Carrie’s (irenefinlay) wedding, learning how to love again [/emo]

Blizzard be Gone, Bag Hacks, Harry Potter

I knew if I made sure that I was all set to be bunkered down for a few days we’d have no blizzard…I’m looking outside, it’s looking like a normal Buffalo night and, really, nothing major to report…it’s cold out (but we’re used to that) but all’s quiet on the Western, New York Front.

In other news, I’ve been hacking my timbuk2 bag recently…I just need one more patch, and it’s totally geeked out…I’ll post pictures shortly…it’s amazing:

There’s a patch that says “Vampire” and over that is the Hogwarts Crest, and then over that I’m getting a patch that says “Ministry of Wizard Linguistics.” I’m gearing up for the last book (and, our last summit…sadly…) which leads me to my current Harry Potter Predictions:

1. I still maintain that Sirius is coming back, I don’t believe he’s dead at all.
2. After a long discussion with my friend Christine, I think that a certain bird (Fawkes) that constantly comes back to life may, in fact, be a horcrux…I understand the arguments against it, but there’s some pretty neat arguments for it as well (Guy Fawkes Day, among others)…and it doesn’t mean that it couldn’t be another phoenix.
3. Neville is not going to die, he’s finally coming into his own.
4. I think Ron is going to die.
5. Harry & Ginny in the epilogue are married and with Kids.
6. I think Minerva McGonagall is going to die as well.
7. I think the Weasley Twins are going to be instrumental in saving the day.

I’ll expand the above as we get closer to the date of release. I also predict that after Lizzie (

starbuckx) and I are done reading the books, we may cry…but then we’ll share some wine and repeat those eight blissful hours we shared in bed at Carrie’s ( irenefinlay) wedding, learning how to love again [/emo]

Okay…so…

Okay, so you know how when a three year old is first learning how to call someone a name, or josh with someone or learn how to trade insults, they’re really awkward at it, sort of choke on their breathe and chortle or laugh during the middle of it? Right…okay, well a certain professor is sort of like that…yes, good old Dr. Z…

I sit in the front row with, arguably, what is turning into a new circle of friends (not that we weren’t all friends before…most of my classes I feel like I’m sitting with thirty or so close pals) but…we’re the front row students…the students he pretends aren’t there because we know the right answers, and we raise our hands when we know he makes a mistake…the first time I pointed out that he made a mistake (in the manner in which is deemed appropriate at an academic institution) he called me a jerk by saying “I could call you a jerk, and then not reference it….::long winded rant::…you know, it’s amazing, I was speaking with a colleague the other day and we were discussing what you could call students without having them realize it…” and then he giggled…yes, he giggled…hahaha, he made a funny…except, I’m very sure that I realized he called me a jerk…okay, fine…no big deal.

Well, Today, we’re not sure, but we think he made up a word to call me that may be like how my aunt calls her students Buster (only because she can’t call them little bastards)…so he calls me this word (I don’t even remember what it is, it’s in my notes somewhere), turns toward the board, and all the heads in the front row turn towards me…I shrug my shoulders…I have no idea what the hell he’s saying…and, more importantly I have no idea what just happened…and even when he called me a jerk, I laughed…because he’s so, incredibly, bad at name calling that he sounds like a three year old…I mean, it’s…sort of cute in a fucked up way…I mean, at least…he’s trying to be cool and hip…maybe?…sort of? I dunno…

Okay…so…

Okay, so you know how when a three year old is first learning how to call someone a name, or josh with someone or learn how to trade insults, they’re really awkward at it, sort of choke on their breathe and chortle or laugh during the middle of it? Right…okay, well a certain professor is sort of like that…yes, good old Dr. Z…

I sit in the front row with, arguably, what is turning into a new circle of friends (not that we weren’t all friends before…most of my classes I feel like I’m sitting with thirty or so close pals) but…we’re the front row students…the students he pretends aren’t there because we know the right answers, and we raise our hands when we know he makes a mistake…the first time I pointed out that he made a mistake (in the manner in which is deemed appropriate at an academic institution) he called me a jerk by saying “I could call you a jerk, and then not reference it….::long winded rant::…you know, it’s amazing, I was speaking with a colleague the other day and we were discussing what you could call students without having them realize it…” and then he giggled…yes, he giggled…hahaha, he made a funny…except, I’m very sure that I realized he called me a jerk…okay, fine…no big deal.

Well, Today, we’re not sure, but we think he made up a word to call me that may be like how my aunt calls her students Buster (only because she can’t call them little bastards)…so he calls me this word (I don’t even remember what it is, it’s in my notes somewhere), turns toward the board, and all the heads in the front row turn towards me…I shrug my shoulders…I have no idea what the hell he’s saying…and, more importantly I have no idea what just happened…and even when he called me a jerk, I laughed…because he’s so, incredibly, bad at name calling that he sounds like a three year old…I mean, it’s…sort of cute in a fucked up way…I mean, at least…he’s trying to be cool and hip…maybe?…sort of? I dunno…

Happy Valentine’s Day Everyone :o)

Happy Valentine’s Day Everyone :o)

Even if you’re single (like me…and apparently a large portion of women, given recent surveys that have been appearing on CNN.com) it doesn’t mean that someone doesn’t love you!

Your friends, family, maybe even some of the professors at your school or secretaries at your office and that creepy guy who sort of stares at you as you walk by his apartment on your way to the metro, they all love you! Regardless of whether you’re single or not, polyamorous or monogamous, have a wonderful Valentine’s Day!

So, if you have your eye on that special someone, Today’s the day to leave a card…even if you chicken out and sign it as a secret admirer. If you don’t have your eye on that special someone, brighten up someone’s day or do a random act of kindness, you’ll feel awesome (I promise you!).

Carnations, Candy, Condoms & Hearts to everyone!

– M

P.S. I’m taking away all of the bad calories from candy today, magical powers that were bestowed upon me ages ago by the all powerful dark lord Xenu. Hail Xenu!