Salam!
moocowinthecity Subject: Salam!
Date: Thursday 10/27/05 9:16:00 PM
Tags: linguistics: roustum,university: grades,university: undergraduate
I got my Arabic Mid Term Grade:
85%
!!! WOOT !!!
Okay! Got’s work to do.
Peace.
2005
Okay…poll time
Subject: Okay…poll time
Date: Friday 9/23/05 2:48:00 PM
Mood: hmm…
Tags: blog: polls
So Vince and I were talking this afternoon and we wanted to know if this is an “international” thing or just a “national” thing…
Do your Dad’s dress like a “Dad” on vacation?
Shorts, tucked in shirt, belt, hat (optional), high socks, sunglasses on a string (optional)…?
Okay…poll time
Subject: Okay…poll time
Date: Friday 9/23/05 2:48:00 PM
Mood: hmm…
Tags: blog: polls
So Vince and I were talking this afternoon and we wanted to know if this is an “international” thing or just a “national” thing…
Do your Dad’s dress like a “Dad” on vacation?
Shorts, tucked in shirt, belt, hat (optional), high socks, sunglasses on a string (optional)…?
As heard on an infomercial on Fox TV:
Subject: As heard on an infomercial on Fox TV:
Date: Wednesday 9/21/05 1:02:00 AM
Mood: vaguely amused
Tags: true life: observations
“Anyone who eats, and anyone who has an intestinal tract needs to stay tuned to this program” ~ Paid Actor
Yes, and it’s sad, because you KNOW that Joe Bloe is sitting home watching this going “WAIT!! I think I have an intestinal tract…and I eat…oh my god, I better watch this program…finally an infomercial that applies to me!!”
Oy Vey.
As heard on an infomercial on Fox TV:
Subject: As heard on an infomercial on Fox TV:
Date: Wednesday 9/21/05 1:02:00 AM
Mood: vaguely amused
Tags: true life: observations
“Anyone who eats, and anyone who has an intestinal tract needs to stay tuned to this program” ~ Paid Actor
Yes, and it’s sad, because you KNOW that Joe Bloe is sitting home watching this going “WAIT!! I think I have an intestinal tract…and I eat…oh my god, I better watch this program…finally an infomercial that applies to me!!”
Oy Vey.
Wow…
Subject: Wow…
Date: Saturday 9/3/05 4:17:00 AM
Mood: ecstatic
Tags: blog: edit me
My 21st Birthday (Sept 2 2005) was awesome. I’m just writing this post to let you all know I’m home, safe and sound (thanks to Matt R., my Designated Driver) and that I had an awesome time.
To all who either sent me a text message, a card, an email or who came out or stopped to say happy birthday, thank you so much I had such an awesome time.
Alex…you were beyond generous (as were you Chris (gryvon)) and all my other friends…really, this is a night I’ll never forget, and I had an *amazing* time.
Sweet dreams everyone, be safe (wear a rubber).
World…I’m legal…be afraid.
Wow…
Subject: Wow…
Date: Saturday 9/3/05 4:17:00 AM
Mood: ecstatic
Tags: blog: edit me
My 21st Birthday (Sept 2 2005) was awesome. I’m just writing this post to let you all know I’m home, safe and sound (thanks to Matt R., my Designated Driver) and that I had an awesome time.
To all who either sent me a text message, a card, an email or who came out or stopped to say happy birthday, thank you so much I had such an awesome time.
Alex…you were beyond generous (as were you Chris (gryvon)) and all my other friends…really, this is a night I’ll never forget, and I had an *amazing* time.
Sweet dreams everyone, be safe (wear a rubber).
World…I’m legal…be afraid.
Before I go to bed, today’s Quote of the day:
Subject: Before I go to bed, today’s Quote of the day:
Date: Wednesday 8/3/05 10:41:00 PM
Music: Akon – Bananza (Belly Dancer) [12″ Version]
Tags: quotes: general
The Electrician, to me, regarding university’s:
Him: “Matt, you should switch to a University in Florida”
Me: “No, it’s too hot”
Him: “Yeah, but then you can see the chicks running around in their bikinis”
Me: ::goes back to reading newspaper and sighs::
Before I go to bed, today’s Quote of the day:
Subject: Before I go to bed, today’s Quote of the day:
Date: Wednesday 8/3/05 10:41:00 PM
Music: Akon – Bananza (Belly Dancer) [12″ Version]
Tags: quotes: general
The Electrician, to me, regarding university’s:
Him: “Matt, you should switch to a University in Florida”
Me: “No, it’s too hot”
Him: “Yeah, but then you can see the chicks running around in their bikinis”
Me: ::goes back to reading newspaper and sighs::
::yawn::
Subject: ::yawn::
Date: Monday 7/25/05 11:03:00 PM
Mood: sleepy
I came home…I napped…I woke up…I’m gunna go back to bed…the incredibly exciting life I lead (at times)
Okay, so I came home and at around 4:30pm I went to take a nap at about 5pm…you’ll all notice that it’s now around 10:52pm…it was a long…long day…though I do have an amusing anecdote to share with you, my LJ friends…
Consider this…it’s lunch time and there’s two straight men, and one gay man in a room (the gay man, being myself) though the two straight men think that I’m straight too, so in their minds it’s three straight “guys” in a room. Well, if there are three straight guys in a room (so I have found) clearly one of them has to have a pissing contest or share some story that show’s just how “tough” he is, otherwise all three guys are violating some straight guy law somewhere, and well…well, we just can’t have that.
So, the walrus (also known as the site super) opens his mouth to tell us the “true tale” of how he kicked, a baboon in the ass.
I’ll blockquote for you:
“So, I was at great adventure’s wild animal kingdom, and this fucking baboon ripped the side thing off my car, so I got out of my car, and kicked it right in it’s ass and sent the thing flying…they started yelling at me to get back in my car, but I didn’t care…because thing ripped something off my car and started chewing it…so I kicked it, right in it’s ass…sent him and his baboon friends scurrying.”
Now, I don’t have a degree or certification in either Anthropology or Zoology (zoology, on a random note is one of the most entertaining words to pronounce and write in Modern Hebrew) however I’m pretty sure (like, almost 100%) of two things: One Baboons are crazy animals that one shouldn’t mess with, and if one did they’d have their leg ripped off…and Two, a Baboon is not the size of a football and/or easy to punt.
For the rest of the day Bobby and I broke out laughing randomly as we thought about kicking babboon butt.
I love tolerate my job.