July 2005

Smug? Me smug…I haven’t the FOGGGIEST idea as to what you’re talking about

Subject: Smug? Me smug…I haven’t the FOGGGIEST idea as to what you’re talking about

Date: Saturday 7/16/05 11:04:00 PM

Tags: fandom: harry potter,fandom: summits,reading: harry potter

LJ-Cut: here there be spoilers…or predictions rather…for book Seven that will EVENTUALLY be spoilers, because yes…I *AM* that good

1. Snape is a good guy; dumbledore and he had already had an understanding that if he (snape) needed to kill him to keep his position of influence with voldermort (and the ability to kill him) that he should do it. If he did not kill dumbeldore, odds are both would have died. He will prove himself in the next book. Snape would NOT allow Harry to use an unforgiveable curse or anything that would have landed him in Azkaban so he can be around to fight (he was teaching him at the time…read the chapter over again).

2. Sirius & Dumbeldore are not dead (well, perhaps in the way that you think they are) – 3 is a Magickal number (as is five): three levels of existence (the physical plane, the ghost plane, the after life) – Madame Trelawney will play a vital role in the final book.

2.a. Sirius is NOT dead.

3. By being buried on Hogwarts grounds, Dumbeldore has assured that it will remain protected (he hasn’t left).

4. The weasley twins are going to function as Q for Harry; Percy will be explained (I think his father’s in on it)

5. Harry will not have to complete all the tasks that lay before him, himself; it is love and friendship that is his power over Voldermort, he’ll make use of them. Three is a very, very important number

6. Harry & Ginny will get back together at the end, they’ll have kids.

7. Hermione & Ron will get together, they will have kids.

8. Bill will recieve more benefits than deficits (think super power type things) from his alterfaction with the werewolfe…also, he’s been in Egypt…this will come back into play.

9. Harry will not be returnin to Hogwarts; he will however, become an Auror (in the epilogue)

10. Hogwarts will become the “last stand” so to speak; the magic there is ‘ancient’ and has not yet been fully unlocked…also, Godrick will make a physical appearance (let’s up the Ante, all the founders will be present).

11. There’s going to be a huge shakeup at the ministry.

12. Molly Weasley will die.

13. If you think two drag queens getting into a fist fight is bad, imagine two werewolf’s is even worse. Remus is going to kick the shit and finish Greyback (kudos to anne – tartanboxers)

14. Look for Demontor “The Mist Made Me Pregnant” fic…coming (disturbingly) soon. More disturbingly…mistMpreg…ouch.

Smug? Me smug…I haven’t the FOGGGIEST idea as to what you’re talking about

Subject: Smug? Me smug…I haven’t the FOGGGIEST idea as to what you’re talking about

Date: Saturday 7/16/05 11:04:00 PM

Tags: fandom: harry potter,fandom: summits,reading: harry potter

LJ-Cut: here there be spoilers…or predictions rather…for book Seven that will EVENTUALLY be spoilers, because yes…I *AM* that good

1. Snape is a good guy; dumbledore and he had already had an understanding that if he (snape) needed to kill him to keep his position of influence with voldermort (and the ability to kill him) that he should do it. If he did not kill dumbeldore, odds are both would have died. He will prove himself in the next book. Snape would NOT allow Harry to use an unforgiveable curse or anything that would have landed him in Azkaban so he can be around to fight (he was teaching him at the time…read the chapter over again).

2. Sirius & Dumbeldore are not dead (well, perhaps in the way that you think they are) – 3 is a Magickal number (as is five): three levels of existence (the physical plane, the ghost plane, the after life) – Madame Trelawney will play a vital role in the final book.

2.a. Sirius is NOT dead.

3. By being buried on Hogwarts grounds, Dumbeldore has assured that it will remain protected (he hasn’t left).

4. The weasley twins are going to function as Q for Harry; Percy will be explained (I think his father’s in on it)

5. Harry will not have to complete all the tasks that lay before him, himself; it is love and friendship that is his power over Voldermort, he’ll make use of them. Three is a very, very important number

6. Harry & Ginny will get back together at the end, they’ll have kids.

7. Hermione & Ron will get together, they will have kids.

8. Bill will recieve more benefits than deficits (think super power type things) from his alterfaction with the werewolfe…also, he’s been in Egypt…this will come back into play.

9. Harry will not be returnin to Hogwarts; he will however, become an Auror (in the epilogue)

10. Hogwarts will become the “last stand” so to speak; the magic there is ‘ancient’ and has not yet been fully unlocked…also, Godrick will make a physical appearance (let’s up the Ante, all the founders will be present).

11. There’s going to be a huge shakeup at the ministry.

12. Molly Weasley will die.

13. If you think two drag queens getting into a fist fight is bad, imagine two werewolf’s is even worse. Remus is going to kick the shit and finish Greyback (kudos to anne – tartanboxers)

14. Look for Demontor “The Mist Made Me Pregnant” fic…coming (disturbingly) soon. More disturbingly…mistMpreg…ouch.

I couldn’t have been more pleased

Subject: I couldn’t have been more pleased

Date: Saturday 7/16/05 6:48:00 PM

Tags: fandom: harry potter,fandom: summits,reading: harry potter

I just read Harry Potter Book 6 from 6:00am to

6:30PM…I could not be more pleased with the

ending; I could not be more pleased with the

metaphyiscal implications of the ending; and expect

book 7 predictions tonight after dinner.

LJ-Cut: spoiler

Dumbledore, Presente!

I couldn’t have been more pleased

Subject: I couldn’t have been more pleased

Date: Saturday 7/16/05 6:48:00 PM

Tags: fandom: harry potter,fandom: summits,reading: harry potter

I just read Harry Potter Book 6 from 6:00am to

6:30PM…I could not be more pleased with the

ending; I could not be more pleased with the

metaphyiscal implications of the ending; and expect

book 7 predictions tonight after dinner.

LJ-Cut: spoiler

Dumbledore, Presente!

Thanks Dad! love ya lots! (or next time, go starve you smelly ass weasel)

Subject: Thanks Dad! love ya lots! (or next time, go starve you smelly ass weasel)

Date: Thursday 7/14/05 7:36:00 PM

Mood: annoyed though slightly amused

Tags: blog: edit me, true life: family is crazy

So I go into the office (our house has an office in it), after checking on Mom who has a headache, with a very open ended question: “hey Dad, what do you want to do for dinner” the response could have been “hey Matt, please make that indian dish you do so well” or “Matt, could you please cook me some potted chicken” or “Matt, how about some penne ala vodka, you have a recipe for that, right?” – I’m a fantastic cook…but no, his response was:

I ATE, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO SPEND MONEY ROAR, BLAH BLAH BLAH, YELL YELL YELL

Holy Crap dude, last time I *ever* ask if you want something to eat, I wasn’t actually planning on going out again today ’cause I had a long day and traffic was a bitch…but thanks, I’ll save that verbal abuse for later if I run out.

Go fuck yourself.

(EDIT: Oh yeah, and we’re not talking frozen stuff…oh no, I learned how to cook the proper way, like the way my Great Grandmother did back in the old country…yeah, that’s right…awesome homemade food, from SCRATCH…)

Thanks Dad! love ya lots! (or next time, go starve you smelly ass weasel)

Subject: Thanks Dad! love ya lots! (or next time, go starve you smelly ass weasel)

Date: Thursday 7/14/05 7:36:00 PM

Mood: annoyed though slightly amused

Tags: blog: edit me, true life: family is crazy

So I go into the office (our house has an office in it), after checking on Mom who has a headache, with a very open ended question: “hey Dad, what do you want to do for dinner” the response could have been “hey Matt, please make that indian dish you do so well” or “Matt, could you please cook me some potted chicken” or “Matt, how about some penne ala vodka, you have a recipe for that, right?” – I’m a fantastic cook…but no, his response was:

I ATE, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO SPEND MONEY ROAR, BLAH BLAH BLAH, YELL YELL YELL

Holy Crap dude, last time I *ever* ask if you want something to eat, I wasn’t actually planning on going out again today ’cause I had a long day and traffic was a bitch…but thanks, I’ll save that verbal abuse for later if I run out.

Go fuck yourself.

(EDIT: Oh yeah, and we’re not talking frozen stuff…oh no, I learned how to cook the proper way, like the way my Great Grandmother did back in the old country…yeah, that’s right…awesome homemade food, from SCRATCH…)

Okay, supreme post of importance…

Subject: Okay, supreme post of importance…

Date: Wednesday 7/13/05 5:41:00 PM

Mood: thirsty

I’m not going to be as nice as

carol83 & starbuckx were…

If you give me/show me any spoilers for Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince I will rip off your balls with one hand while removing your heart with the other (simultaenously), I’ll then feed both to you, and kick you off a cliff into the waiting mouth of the Loch Ness Monster (I hear Nessie’s hungry).

If, however, you’re taller than 5’5″ and weigh more than 100lbs, I’m just going to kick you in the shin and be done with it. I’ve learned my lesson for trying to beat up people who are bigger than me…mostly…sort of.

But if you’re NOT…beware…Nessie wants food!

~ me

Okay, supreme post of importance…

Subject: Okay, supreme post of importance…

Date: Wednesday 7/13/05 5:41:00 PM

Mood: thirsty

I’m not going to be as nice as

carol83 & starbuckx were…

If you give me/show me any spoilers for Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince I will rip off your balls with one hand while removing your heart with the other (simultaenously), I’ll then feed both to you, and kick you off a cliff into the waiting mouth of the Loch Ness Monster (I hear Nessie’s hungry).

If, however, you’re taller than 5’5″ and weigh more than 100lbs, I’m just going to kick you in the shin and be done with it. I’ve learned my lesson for trying to beat up people who are bigger than me…mostly…sort of.

But if you’re NOT…beware…Nessie wants food!

~ me