I just got married today…to Christie…gryvon…we figured it would be the best way to remain friends, and at the same time we’re allowed to only date people of the same gender, so I can still get fucked by guys…this is the most amazing day of my life, my wedding gown was white…I seriously hope mom doesn’t kill my for alloping…oh god, how will I tell my parents that I’m married to a lesbian, getting fucked by men and that christie won’t have kids…they won’t mind the wedding so much as lack of grandchildren…I need to go call my nailstylist.
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